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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
http://www.asciiartfarts.com

Found this while looking for something else, and was intrigued by the range of subjects covered in these farts of ASCII art. So far there are 5372 of them dating back to 1999, and touching on subjects ranging from the new COSMOS show:
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   .       .                                                          
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           :       _       I THOUGHT THE COSMOS REMAKE WAS OKAY EXCEPT
       .   !   '  (_)      I FOUND THE FOUR-MINUTE SEQUENCE AT THE END
          ,|.'             WHERE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON RECOUNTED HOW    
-  -- ---(-O-`--- --  -    CARL SAGAN TRIED TO MOLEST HIM IN ITHACA   
         ,`|'`.            REALLY OVERWROUGHT AND DEPRESSING          
       ,   !    .                                                     
           :       :  "                                               
           .     --+--                                                
 .:        .       !                                                  
                                                                      
O!o 
to Columbine:
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           _________                                       
         /'        /|                                      
        /         / |_                                     
       /         /  //|                                    
      /_________/  ////|      COLUMBINE / COLUMBINE        
     |   _ _    | 8o////|                                  
     | /'// )_  |   8///|     COLUM-YOURS / AND COLUMN-MINE
     |/ // // ) |   8o///|                                 
     / // // //,|  /  8//|                                 
    / // // /// | /   8//|                                 
   / // // ///__|/    8//|                                 
  /.(_)// /// |       8///|                                
 (_)' `(_)//| |       8////|___________                    
(_) /_\ (_)'| |        8///////////////                    
(_) \"/ (_)'|_|         8/////////////                     
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   `(_)'  d'  H`b                                          
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to Philip Seymour Hoffman:
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            .                  `.  `.,;___,'                .         
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       .                 -)-----====   `.   `.              LS        
                   .            -)-------+====+       .            .  
           .                               .                          
                                                                      
  NOW THAT THE SUPER BOWL'S OVER WE CAN ALL CONCENTRATE               
  ON HOW GREAT STAR WARS EPISODE VII WILL BE SINCE THEY'LL            
  BE SURE TO CAST PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN IN A SIGNIFICANT ROLE        
                                                                      
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  OHHHHHHHH   
to Stroking(?):
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             (STROKING)  
and much, much more. Enjoy some ASCII Art Farts!

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
when it comes to ascii, you have to be willing to draw the line somewhere

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
:smallbart:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
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                     |  ||       TODAY I DID NOT FART ONCE       
                     |  ||       (EXCEPT DURING DUMP)            
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                     |  || ) (( |_.----~~~~~-._\ /               
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                     |  ||      | `~~ |   ~~'  |/~-._-'/'/_,     
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  /~       ~\    ============$$/ /        /'  /$$$$$$$$$$$SS-.   
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(      //////////(~-(..___)/$/ /      /'  /$$%$$%$$$$'         \ 
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                __  $|===|%\/'  /$$$$$$$$$$$%%%%$$|        ,''  |
               ///\ $|===|/'  /$$$$$$%$$$$$$$%%%%$(            /'
                \///\|===|  /$$$$$$$$$%%$$$$$$%%%%$\_-._       | 
                 `\//|===| /$$$$$$$$$$$%%%$$$$$$-~~~    ~      / 
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               ""==%%%%%%%$$$$$TuaXiong$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$SV"    
                           $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$====""""          
                        TX   """""""""~~~~                       

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Volume posted:

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                      /'||                                       
                     |  ||                                       
                     |  ||                                       
                     |  ||       TODAY I DID NOT FART ONCE       
                     |  ||       (EXCEPT DURING DUMP)            
                     |  ||                                       
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                     |  ||         __.--._                       
                     |  ||      /~~   __.-~\ _                   
                     |  ||  _.-~ / _---._ ~-\/~\                 
                     |  || // /  /~/  .-  \  /~-\                
                     |  ||((( /(/_(.-(-~~~~~-)_/ |               
                     |  || ) (( |_.----~~~~~-._\ /               
                     |  ||    ) |              \_|               
                     |  ||     (| =-_   _.-=-  |~)        ,      
                     |  ||      | `~~ |   ~~'  |/~-._-'/'/_,     
                     |  ||       \    |        /~-.__---~ , ,    
                     |  ||       |   ~-''     || `\_~~~----~     
                     |  ||_.ssSS$$\ -====-   / )\_  ~~--~        
             ___.----|~~~|%$$$$$$/ \_    _.-~ /' )$s._           
    __---~-~~        |   |%%$$$$/ /  ~~~~   /'  /$$$$$$$s__      
  /~       ~\    ============$$/ /        /'  /$$$$$$$$$$$SS-.   
/'      ./\\\\\\_( ~---._(_))$/ /       /'  /$$$$%$$$$$~      \  
(      //////////(~-(..___)/$/ /      /'  /$$%$$%$$$$'         \ 
 \    |||||||||||(~-(..___)$/ /  /  /'  /$$$%$$$%$$$            |
  `-__ \\\\\\\\\\\(-.(_____) /  / /'  /$$$$%$$$$$%$             |
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                    $|===|||  /'  /$$$$$$$%%%$$$$$( ~         ,'|
                __  $|===|%\/'  /$$$$$$$$$$$%%%%$$|        ,''  |
               ///\ $|===|/'  /$$$$$$%$$$$$$$%%%%$(            /'
                \///\|===|  /$$$$$$$$$%%$$$$$$%%%%$\_-._       | 
                 `\//|===| /$$$$$$$$$$$%%%$$$$$$-~~~    ~      / 
                   `\|-~~(~~-`$$$$$$$$$%%%///////._       ._  |  
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                    ,%\__      __,,,\sssSS$$$$$$$$$$$$$$%%       
                  ,%%%%$$$$$$$$$$\;;;;\$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$%%%$.     
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               ""==%%%%%%%$$$$$TuaXiong$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$SV"    
                           $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$====""""          
                        TX   """""""""~~~~                       

made me cry a bit wow

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
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        _   /|    MICHAEL J. COCKS !!1111
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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
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EIGHTY PERCENT OF SUCCESS IS SHOWING UP                  
AND PROCEEDING TO MOLEST YOUR ADOPTED DAUGHTER           
                                                         
                                                         
                                                         
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     \ \__/..<' |_|  ---/               /  \H/   \       
      \_..--<__________/               /    |     \      
       )==0                      ____oooo______oooo______
     #######                    /_______________________/
    ########                   [_______________________] 
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        )||                          | == | | == |       
        |\\                          |(__)/ \(__)|       
_apc____V\\\____________________ ====================___ 

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
:eyepop:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
pre:
         _.-'~~~~~~`-._                                                 
        /      ||      \       CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE   
       /       ||       \      TO FOCUS ON THE DRUG ADDICT, THE OLD MAN 
      |        ||        |     WHO'S PRACTICALLY FALLING ASLEEP WHILE   
      | _______||_______ |     READING LINES, AND THE lovely YOUNG ACTOR
      |/ ----- \/ ----- \|     WHO'S NOW A lovely OLD ACTOR             
     /  (     )  (     )  \                                             
    / \  ----- () -----  / \                                            
   /   \      /||\      /   \                                           
  /     \    /||||\    /     \                                          
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suck it Lucas

Mapparu
Sep 22, 2013

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
pre:
      ,-.                                                 
     :_.'    PRINGLES HAVE RIDGES (NO ACTUALLY THEY DON'T)
*pop*,--.                                                 
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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001


i think theres one frame of this where her boob says BOOB but i'm going blind trying to see it


almost there

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
pre:
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               /      _/   \                                     
              /   .-'`  '.  \          WHO WERE THE CHEESE SKIRTS
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                  \__/ \__/            WHO INDEED   
I also just noticed the site's tagline:

"IT'S AN OFFER YOU CAN REFUSE BUT REALLY SHOULDN'T"

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



gnarlyhotep posted:


I also just noticed the site's tagline:

"IT'S AN OFFER YOU CAN REFUSE BUT REALLY SHOULDN'T"

Every comic has a new one. :o

Edit:

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Jabberlock fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Jun 30, 2015

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
This is the one that started it all
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 SURF'S UP FAGS !!!!!!!     | |       
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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

I just checked it out the other day and noticed they stopped on 3-9-14

RIP ascii art farts

it let out its last shart

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food



I love how The Office was able to stay relevant throughout all those years

almost1337
Jun 14, 2013

The male likpatons turn around the nucleus formed of female boobons and neutral bolsterons
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            IN THE END IT WAS AGREED THAT CHRISTOPHER     
            COLUMBUS WOULD TAKE CREDIT FOR DISCOVERING    
            THE AMERICAS AND KEVIN COSTNER WOULD GET TO   
            MAKE A MOVIE THAT TOOK PLACE ENTIRELY ON WATER
                                                          
              |    |    |                                 
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            )___))___))___)\                              
           )____)____)_____)\\                            
         _____|____|____|____\\\__                        
---------\                   /---------                   
  ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                             
    ^^^^      ^^^^     ^^

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Ok GBS our plane is here

pre:
            /\                                  
           /__\                                 
          //  \\                                
         |/____\|  I AM THE HOMO PLANE !!!!!!!!!
         |      |  DELIVERING HOMOS TO LOCATIONS
         |  |   |  NEAR YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
         |      |                               
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WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
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Oct 21, 2010
the format makes it look kind of like yospos

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
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WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
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PandaCookies
Mar 19, 2009

Delicious endangered confection!
ascii art is the best art.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
My favorite one so far

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PandaCookies
Mar 19, 2009

Delicious endangered confection!
Have an anime:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o1HG4X-NY

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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

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a shameful waste of a day

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





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Dec 25, 2012

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Mar 28, 2008

eat food

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Mar 22, 2010

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RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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i discovered ascii art farts through jerkcity in like 2005 i think? good stuff

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Dec 5, 2009

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Dec 25, 2012

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Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

gnarlyhotep posted:

Ok GBS our plane is here

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