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pretty soft girl posted:I'm beginning to remember why I didn't like magic the gathering players in general, jeeeeeeeesus yea dude its worth mentioning that the downside is interacting with magic players which is a fairly stinky proposition all spergin aside
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*pictures of dude kneeling solemnly before assorted rear end-cracks*
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Jun 30, 2015 23:57
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on the plus side, if i never played magic, i never would have had the chance to watch 3 different 300+ pound guys sit down straight through a plastic chair onto the floor so theres that
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Jun 30, 2015 23:57
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NecroMonster posted:are the fakes actually any good tho? seriously how hard can it be. scan it, print it lol. its not like they dont already come from some barely adequate chinese company for uh "legit" ones
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Jun 30, 2015 23:58
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if you cast magic fireballs with fake cards it explodes
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Jun 30, 2015 23:59
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i don't know what's funnier that fat people can't sit in plastic chairs without breaking them or that fat people keep trying to sit in plastic chairs that they have to know will break
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Jun 30, 2015 23:59
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NecroMonster posted:i don't know what's funnier that fat people can't sit in plastic chairs without breaking them or that fat people keep trying to sit in plastic chairs that they have to know will break if I was really fat I'd sit in every plastic chair I could find in hopes that it would break, cushioned from the fall by my general bulk and content that I'd found my lot in life
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Jul 1, 2015 00:01
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:seriously how hard can it be. scan it, print it lol. its not like they dont already come from some barely adequate chinese company for uh "legit" ones they use special card stock with thin layers of plastic embedded in it and extremely high quality inks, it's both anti-counterfitting and simply necessary for the quality of the cards
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Jul 1, 2015 00:02
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I wonder what the concerned buttcrack guy thinks about all this.
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Jul 1, 2015 00:02
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i think buttcrack man was banned from playing mtg for shaming other mtg players
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Jul 1, 2015 00:03
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i thought he was very respectful
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Jul 1, 2015 00:04
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NecroMonster posted:i don't know what's funnier that fat people can't sit in plastic chairs without breaking them or that fat people keep trying to sit in plastic chairs that they have to know will break yea so that is literally actually how it went down, the guy who ran the tournaments kept yelling at the fatties to not sit in the lovely plastic chairs since they were rated like max 180lbs, so he literally went and bought metal chairs so that the fatties would have chairs they could sit on without breaking but the chairs would sit stacked by the register and when a fatty waddles over to table 23, he sure as hell isnt going back to the store entrance to get a chair and carry it all the way back, so he just sits on the plastic one and breaks the poo poo out of it 3 times 3 different guys hngh e: all 3 were present to see each of the other two happening
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Jul 1, 2015 00:04
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criticizing the appearance or hygiene of the greasy smelly hairy nerds who play mtg is verboten
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Jul 1, 2015 00:05
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theres a regular who gets winded from shuffling his deck at the start of a match
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Jul 1, 2015 00:05
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NecroMonster posted:criticizing the appearance or hygiene of the greasy smelly hairy nerds who play mtg is verboten Cursed Lumberjack posted:theres a regular who gets winded from shuffling his deck at the start of a match oh okay this ones fine then
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Jul 1, 2015 00:06
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but seriously anyone who's played mtg properly should give playing constructed allowing proxies a go so you realize just what a loving crap fest constructed mtg is and stop wasting money playing that garbage game
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Jul 1, 2015 00:07
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:yea so that is literally actually how it went down, the guy who ran the tournaments kept yelling at the fatties to not sit in the lovely plastic chairs since they were rated like max 180lbs, so he literally went and bought metal chairs so that the fatties would have chairs they could sit on without breaking "it's looking like a 3-chair day tom. get the key to the dumpster"
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Jul 1, 2015 00:07
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NecroMonster posted:i think buttcrack man was banned from playing mtg for shaming other mtg players mtg players do enough to shame themselves, what a travesty
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Jul 1, 2015 00:07
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:theres no point, theres only a few hundred high quality black lotuses so if you put on up for sale it will get scrutinized by every sperg this side of the atlantic ocean wait are dual lands really worth a few hundred? i still have my old cards from like 20 years ago
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Jul 1, 2015 00:08
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what butt-crack man did was art
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Jul 1, 2015 00:08
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NecroMonster posted:i think buttcrack man was banned from playing mtg for shaming other mtg players he was given a ban for a few months which is pretty absurd but this isnt the place to talk about that i guess
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Jul 1, 2015 00:08
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NecroMonster posted:what butt-crack man did was art
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Jul 1, 2015 00:08
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one of the pics was even he own buttcrack
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Jul 1, 2015 00:09
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Parallax Scroll posted:wait are dual lands really worth a few hundred? i still have my old cards from like 20 years ago yeah, check your cards out dog, a bunch of them are worth good money. like a swords to plowshares from alpha is like 150 - 200 or so dollars and a beta is like 20 dollars less than that and that's a loving uncommon
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Jul 1, 2015 00:10
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iirc his ban was like 6 months and they recently banned a cheater for like 3 months so it seems p hosed up
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Jul 1, 2015 00:10
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NecroMonster posted:they use special card stock with thin layers of plastic embedded in it and extremely high quality inks, it's both anti-counterfitting and simply necessary for the quality of the cards lol man...
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Jul 1, 2015 00:11
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I have a bunch of Japanese promotional holographic pokemon cards, and people apparently still play that poo poo, I should see if they sell these days
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Jul 1, 2015 00:12
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all of the consistently high ranking "pro" players are cheaters tho. when what cards you have access to stops being a consideration it's basically all down to luck or "skill" and there is actually very little room for "skill" in mtg so you loving cheat if you wanna make bank
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Jul 1, 2015 00:12
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Parallax Scroll posted:wait are dual lands really worth a few hundred? i still have my old cards from like 20 years ago what sets did you play in? if alpha/beta theres some money there, even the commons are a buck at least. later sets drop off really significantly except for a few expensive ones bayou, tropical island, volcanic island, taiga, savannah, badlands, scrubland, etc those are all worth at least a 100+
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Jul 1, 2015 00:14
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NecroMonster posted:all of the consistently high ranking "pro" players are cheaters tho. naw this is wrong as hell
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Jul 1, 2015 00:14
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:what sets did you play in? if alpha/beta theres some money there, even the commons are a buck at least. later sets drop off really significantly except for a few expensive ones pretty much all revised but i have a bunch of volcanic islands
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Jul 1, 2015 00:15
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Parallax Scroll posted:pretty much all revised but i have a bunch of volcanic islands http://sales.starcitygames.com/carddisplay.php?product=13134
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Jul 1, 2015 00:16
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naw it's actually not it's like poker with less room to bluff (and poker already has a heck of a lot less room to bluff than people like to think it does)
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Jul 1, 2015 00:17
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everybody double check your cards right now for plastic content. plastic and cardboard, this technology is unknown to the average chinaman so its a real good indicator of authentic cards. also stare real hard at the colors for quality
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Jul 1, 2015 00:17
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NecroMonster posted:naw it's actually not i do not agree
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Jul 1, 2015 00:20
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:naw this is wrong as hell Eh. People used to abuse language barrier rules and poo poo like that at Worlds all the time. Magic is dumb because at a certain point all you can do is try and correctly guess which one of the top 3 netdecks would be best in the meta at whichever tournament you're going to. Then you just hopefully get the right cards when you need em. Deck A B and C. Deck A is best against deck C. Correctly guess deck C will be the most played deck. Hope you make it to top 8 and get lucky.
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Jul 1, 2015 00:25
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NecroMonster posted:naw it's actually not i havent played in years but thats just a dumb thing to say. heartstone is way simpler than magic and that game still has tons of strategic depth
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Jul 1, 2015 00:25
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the chinamen will just use their mystic kung fu powers to pull closely guarded industry secrets about manufacturing processes and materials out of thin air
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though i always liked limited more than constructed cuz of the prevalence of a few decks
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