I'm glad the chinese make fake Magic cards.

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Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

i would not have known those weren't real magic cards. but then i don't know what real magic cards look like.

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Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

if you cast magic fireballs with fake cards it explodes

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Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

i thought he was very respectful

# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 00:04

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

yea so that is literally actually how it went down, the guy who ran the tournaments kept yelling at the fatties to not sit in the lovely plastic chairs since they were rated like max 180lbs, so he literally went and bought metal chairs so that the fatties would have chairs they could sit on without breaking

but the chairs would sit stacked by the register and when a fatty waddles over to table 23, he sure as hell isnt going back to the store entrance to get a chair and carry it all the way back, so he just sits on the plastic one and breaks the poo poo out of it

3 times

3 different guys

hngh

e: all 3 were present to see each of the other two happening

"it's looking like a 3-chair day tom. get the key to the dumpster"

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