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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
It really matters!

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Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
fly as fuuuuuuck

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
You better take fashion seriously, bucko. Cause I'm telling you, it's worth your time and attention.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i started lifting weights and wearing v necks to get laid

it works

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
let me tell you about my collarbones

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

huskarl_marx posted:

i started lifting weights and wearing v necks to get laid

it works

What do you talk about with women before you sex them? Do you keep it Top 40?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Hmmm.... seeing them together makes me want to place that gif into my avatar and make it extra fabulous.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Horniest Manticore posted:

What do you talk about with women before you sex them? Do you keep it Top 40?

i ask them if they wanna hang out snuggle and watch netflix, if they say no, i don't get to gently caress them

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
one just couldnt shut up about my collarbones and how sexy collarbones are so i didnt really get a chance to talk until i told her i was about to cum

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
full disclosure im taking tetracycline because of a chlamydia scare, i'd much rather just not have a libido but i'm a male so whatever

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i own 2 shirts and a pair of jeans and my shoes are velco

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
and a hat

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

huskarl_marx posted:

full disclosure im taking tetracycline because of a chlamydia scare, i'd much rather just not have a libido but i'm a male so whatever

how many pua videos did you watch

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
im gay

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

i was reloading posted:

how many pua videos did you watch

i dont like soft-rape, i have to feel that the lady wants me or i can't get hard

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

huskarl_marx posted:

i dont like soft-rape, i have to feel that the lady wants me or i can't get hard

cool

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

huskarl_marx posted:

i dont like soft-rape, i have to feel that the lady wants me or i can't get hard

why do you feel like pua is soft rape

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
Today i wore cargo shorts white socks birkenstocks hawaiaan shirt and a fedora. The ladies noticed

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
if i have to lie or diminish another to make myself appear greater than I am what really am i then? i prefer honesty in my gross hookups

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

huskarl_marx posted:

if i have to lie or diminish another to make myself appear greater than I am what really am i then? i prefer honesty in my gross hookups

a man of honor

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

i was reloading posted:

why do you feel like pua is soft rape

you're attempting to subvert their ability to consent with clever manipulation, soft-rape is the best phrase i've come up with so far to describe this

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
my hat has a propellor on.it

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Enfield posted:

i own 2 shirts and a pair of jeans and my shoes are velco

What kind of jeans THIS IS IMPORTANT

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
I gotta do laundry tonight, thanks for reminding me OP.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Horniest Manticore posted:

What kind of jeans THIS IS IMPORTANT

i honedtly dont know

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

huskarl_marx posted:

you're attempting to subvert their ability to consent with clever manipulation, soft-rape is the best phrase i've come up with so far to describe this

I use not being a smelly nerd with nothing interesting to say to subvert women's consent. Also great hair and eyes,they're hypnotizing.

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

huskarl_marx posted:

you're attempting to subvert their ability to consent with clever manipulation, soft-rape is the best phrase i've come up with so far to describe this

i suppose it is soft rape if dudes start trying to manipulate. thats some red pill poo poo

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
certainly having something worth considering like great hair and eyes is somewhat more virtuous than clever put downs or intoxicants

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hobohemian posted:

I use not being a smelly nerd with nothing interesting to say to subvert women's consent. Also great hair and eyes,they're hypnotizing.

you seem pretty confident can you post a picture

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Enfield posted:

you seem pretty confident can you post a picture

I'm confident because I value my opinion more than yours, so no.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hobohemian posted:

I'm confident because I value my opinion more than yours, so no.

cool

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
from now on your an ugly fat retard who plays videogames too much

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
Its gay

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

Hobohemian posted:

I'm confident because I value my opinion more than yours, so no.

post a picture dude

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

i was reloading posted:

post a picture dude

Have at it.

Edit: Someone said I shouldn't post that instagram and it's a fair enough complaint.

Hobohemian fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Jul 1, 2015

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Um, hi, no? Fashion is where the most creative minds of our generation are flocking. Fashion is an expression of our ideals and dreams. Fashion is a way of telling the world, I am here and I look Good!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

you need to edit that out bc its kind of personal and theres other ppl in there just post a picture that bedt represents you

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

thats nice good job

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

are you the chick or the dude?

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