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ive got a date coming up this weekend with a girl who isnt of legal drinking age yet but i noticed ive come to rely on things like going to cool underground bars, theyre normally perfect since they have a nice relaxed atmosphere but enough going on you have things to talk about. obviously since she wont be allowed in a place like that itd be great if anyone could give me some good ideas! help me goons!
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 07:13 |
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Low effort joke about paedophilia gently caress communism bitch fucked around with this message at 10:15 on Jul 1, 2015 |
# ? Jul 1, 2015 07:15 |
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college party
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 07:16 |
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get coffee, sit at the place for a while, go on a walk
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 07:19 |
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Oberleutnant posted:Low effort joke about paedophilia
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 07:20 |
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starbucks (or a similar coffee house for hipsters) any good restaurant if youre both the athletic type, the driving range
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 07:20 |
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Here's a tip for you - The Olive Garden has unlimited breadsticks so you won't have to order appetizers! Also, try their Balogna Carbonara - it's a treat!
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 07:45 |
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Probably the easiest first date I usually like to go to is a comedy club. You don't have to drink but more importantly you don't have to say poo poo for a majority of the night. Let the comedians do most of the work for the you.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 07:56 |
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well since you're trying to jack off maybe your date can help iwth that
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 07:58 |
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back in the late 70s we had fully furnished vans for that very purpose
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 08:25 |
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Burger king.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 08:27 |
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Take some mushrooms and play mini golf
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 08:28 |
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go to the gym for a sparring session. bonus points if you punch her in the cooch
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 08:30 |
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bonus points are points you get in addition to another pool of non-bonus points
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 08:35 |
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gay bath house. No alcohol but GHB is in the chocolate fountain
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 08:37 |
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you get 1 point for every punch that you land, bonus for dick/cooter punches gryfindor always gets 10
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 08:38 |
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just hang out with her behind her high school
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 08:39 |
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invite her over to your house and have her sit on the floor near your computer while you show her different threads on the somethingawful forums. make her watch you post and then look at her expectantly for a laugh.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 08:53 |
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Utah (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 08:55 |
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Hot Jam posted:invite her over to your house and have her sit on the floor near your computer while you show her different threads on the somethingawful forums. make her watch you post and then look at her expectantly for a laugh. you're not supposed to post what he's actually going to do, it's supposed to be what he wants to happen
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 08:57 |
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This is just obscene, gently caress you
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 08:57 |
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go to a hobby/game store on friday night and enter a magic: the gathering tournament be warned though, if someone kicks a lot of rear end at the tournament she may jump ship to him
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 09:07 |
Sour Diesel posted:go to a hobby/game store on friday night and enter a magic: the gathering tournament teach her to paint warhammer figurines
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 09:31 |
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lol did you never go on a date before you were 21 or some poo poo
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 09:32 |
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Lebanese food is great and the hardcore places make it clear that alcohol is not tolerated (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 09:37 |
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spike her sippy cup
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 09:48 |
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Sour Diesel posted:go to a hobby/game store on friday night and enter a magic: the gathering tournament not likely, all rear end kicking will be done by me
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 10:46 |
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Zoo is always a good one, I've gone on several first dates there, and if the conversation starts getting awkward/forced, you can always coo at cute animals.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 10:51 |
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trying to jack off posted:help me goons! Go to a park or something jeez. By implying you go to things like "cool underground bars" and appreciate atmosphere in your drinking establishments you're probably too old for a <21 Y.O. Prep yourself on a few talking points for your date w/ an ephebe. Talk about community college, spending money that isn't yours, use cool acronyms like "nifoc" (naked in front of computer) and "ipn" (im posting naked).
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 10:53 |
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Americas legal drinking age of over 20-whatever it is always weirds me out. Like, everyone starts drinking at 12 anyway so why not set it to 16-18 like a decent place.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 10:53 |
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OMGVBFLOL posted:lol did you never go on a date before you were 21 or some poo poo Yes. Good thing 18 is the drinking age here.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 10:54 |
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graveyard, it will be her first and last date with you oval office
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 11:00 |
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An AA meeting
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 11:02 |
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OMGVBFLOL posted:lol did you never go on a date before you were 21 or some poo poo i started dating at 18 and anything i did then isnt a good reference
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 14:36 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:well since you're trying to jack off maybe your date can help iwth that what the gently caress is this poo poo? since you didn't tack on a XD on the end you're attempt at a joke is sincere and that's just pathetic
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 14:44 |
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a cornfield edit: a goddamn loving dumbass cornfield bitch Enfield fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Jul 1, 2015 |
# ? Jul 1, 2015 14:46 |
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Isaac posted:Lebanese food is great and the hardcore places make it clear that alcohol is not tolerated wow cool arbitrary probations for literally no loving reason, thats going to keep these forums alive and fun
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 14:49 |
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A loving amusement park
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 14:49 |
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loving Walmart man, what the hell is wrong with you? For gently caress's sake, acting like this all hard and poo poo.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 14:51 |
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enfield and garfield running naked thru a cornfield
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 14:52 |