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i am a baby kiwi bird. i am small and fuzzy and should not exist. i dont understand why i am alive and i must be destroyed
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https://vine.co/v/MipF5MuaVun
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Jul 1, 2015 19:29
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genetics, OP
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Jul 1, 2015 19:32
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i have incredibly tiny legs and my insides are green
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Jul 1, 2015 19:32
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Enfield posted:i have incredibly tiny legs and my insides are green alcoholic midgets are tragic
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Jul 1, 2015 19:35
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*flarps off into the windtorn sky but is also a loving hairy banana for some rear end in a top hat reason*
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Jul 1, 2015 19:37
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tomstuart posted:alcoholic midgets are tragic I've been wondering what your avatar is
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Jul 1, 2015 19:41
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the sun was meant to be your warmth
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Jul 1, 2015 19:41
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:the sun was meant to be your warmth warmth can come from other sources
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Jul 1, 2015 19:42
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im a bug or a plant. my message is as simple as my brain: we belong in the wilderness
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Jul 1, 2015 20:03
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quote:HEY! I've got the same question: why the gently caress am I a goddang fruit? It can't be because my Mum had choice melons - to add insult to injury, I'm flat-chested as all hell. Just whyyy? I can't even date gorgeous black men or I get accused of being a stinkin' racist. This is some kinda evil bullshit.. pssh. 
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Jul 1, 2015 20:05
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YeahSo! posted:_____________________________________\ hello
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Jul 1, 2015 20:05
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ill make the website
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Jul 1, 2015 20:06
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fruitkin
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Jul 1, 2015 20:06
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dad gay. so what posted:ill make the website thx
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Jul 1, 2015 20:07
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a baby kiwi with the brain power of a 36 year old rototiller blows a gasket and dies
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Jul 1, 2015 20:08
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my name is enfield. in place of a penis i have a propellor that spins around when im horny
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Jul 1, 2015 20:10
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make sure the website has a really good pic of the sun on it can be a cartoon sun or a real sun, but it should feel warm
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Jul 1, 2015 20:16
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How can you be all of these things? Also: The Bible did not mean 'be fruitful and multiply' literally.
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Jul 1, 2015 20:18
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ghlbtsk posted:How can you be all of these things? lol
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Jul 1, 2015 20:19
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I like girls a lot, so I always click on enfield threads because his av is a cute biker girl
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Jul 1, 2015 20:29
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actually thats a european guy
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Jul 1, 2015 20:30
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HENGRY BUNG posted:I like girls a lot, so I always click on enfield threads because his av is a cute biker girl i need to change my av into an inline 4 hayabusa engine so you wont.post in my threads
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Jul 1, 2015 20:31
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just kidding im dyimg
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Jul 1, 2015 20:32
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RIP
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Jul 1, 2015 20:34
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im bodyboarding the river styx while listening to styx on an ipod in a ziploc bag
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Jul 1, 2015 20:36
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im the volume rocker on the ipod
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Jul 1, 2015 20:37
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Enfield posted:hello G'day, Enfield. Enfield posted:my name is enfield. in place of a penis i have a propellor that spins around when im horny That sounds like it could be fun! If I ever develop a buxom bosom (I rub vitamin E enriched lanolin into my chest every night in the hopes they sprout soon) I'll let you motorboat my titties with your propellor. Consider that a date! 
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Jul 1, 2015 20:51
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unleash the fruit! the fruit is loose!!
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Jul 1, 2015 20:51
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uh ok
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Jul 1, 2015 20:52
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listen i got 30 thousand baby fruits or birds or whatever the gently caress and they need to cross the james river. ive tried jumping mario technique of hopping from rock to rock but i always end up in the underwater level (aka drowning
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Jul 1, 2015 20:55
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these baby bugs or fruits need mothers. lets gather them into a gigantic ball and try to think of a solution for getting them leaves or lilypads or whatever these stupid human being.fuzzy balls eat
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Jul 1, 2015 21:05
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you should try being more like a piece of toilet paper
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Jul 1, 2015 21:06
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tomstuart posted:you should try being more like a piece of toilet paper k
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Jul 1, 2015 21:11
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you have convinced me to go down to my local fruit shelter and adopt an entire box of kumquats before they are euthanized
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Jul 1, 2015 22:42
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please help my destroy the incredibly fst games mod keepuh
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Jul 1, 2015 22:45
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Enfield posted:please help my destroy the incredibly fst games mod keepuh now your under control
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Jul 1, 2015 22:47
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Enfield posted:now your under control but i wont do what you tell me
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Jul 1, 2015 22:48
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nice weed smirk, i saw your lip quiver
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Jul 1, 2015 22:54
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what about something like: Welcome to fruit
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