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ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I'm in Denver and we got legal weed, why would I move?

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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
no

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
if you're white phoenix is good

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
stay.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I'm in Denver too! Get the gently caress out of here!

You are a nerd
Apr 9, 2003

See?
What makes you think any other city would have you?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Why do you think I want you in my city? Stay the gently caress in the mid-west.

E;fb

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
it's cheap because it's called Stab City

Literally had a Texan tell me that he was worried about this because he read about it in Lonely Planet lmao

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
There's already too many nerds here.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Denver is pretty good. Not the city itself but it's in a nice spot. I can't really hate on Denver.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

gently caress you. Don't ever come to Chicago.

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
If you come to D.C. you can live in D.C.

But why would you want to live in D.C., OP?

Better not.

Secretly it's awesome though.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

FordPRefectLL posted:

if you're white phoenix is good

It's easy to pick a nice neighbourhood in Phoenix. Just look at Google Maps, and select a house in an area that's green. The green indicates green grass which means that that they can afford to pay for water to keep their lawns green.

Also, if you overlay the NY Times racial census map of Phoenix over a satellite image, the white majority areas perfectly match those with green grass. No surprise minorities!

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



As an Oregonian, it is my constitutional duty to tell you that you cannot move here.

We have legal weed as of today, too, by the way.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
I don't live in a city.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
dont move to texas... in fact if you just moved here, move away immediately

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

CaptainSarcastic posted:

As an Oregonian, it is my constitutional duty to tell you that you cannot move here.

We have legal weed as of today, too, by the way.

can you cunts sell it yet though?

anyway if you move to australia we haven't legalized gay marriage yet, and you get a higher wage?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Robbie Fowler posted:

can you cunts sell it yet though?

anyway if you move to australia we haven't legalized gay marriage yet, and you get a higher wage?

As a Commonwealth nation I'm sure it's just a matter of time until you get the same-sex marriage thing in place, and I'm not sure that higher wages are really a good counterbalance against everything on the continent trying to kill you.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
Bakersfield, CA

We have the worst air quality in the country and there is trash everywhere, but we're only a few hours from the beach, the mountains, and Disneyland.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


We don't want you op

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
Homeless people don't survive the winter.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

ruddiger posted:

gently caress you. Don't ever come to Chicago.

but the chicago metro area has been John Wayne Gacy free since 1994

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

OP if you move here you take my spot and I'm allowed to leave

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
we have a bowling alley

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)
im gay

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
How's the east coast? I've never been there and I want to hear about it.

Hello Meow
Nov 9, 2009
there are mostly white people here and we have 11 banks

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
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Hello Meow posted:

there are mostly white people here and we have 11 banks

p good if you're white i guess

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Move to the city of Dis (in hell) because you should kill yourself

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
So, Denver and stuff eh?

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Why would I want to convince people I hate to move to my area

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
wilmington delaware has the most amazing heroin in the country. sure, we're a little violent, rapey and riddled with stds but heroin.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Vicksburg is so awful it's charming. Like you're in the modern wild west. You can be mean to people without feeling bad because everybody's a piece of poo poo. Beautiful sunsets too.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
fort collins is close enough to denver that you can reasonably drive there once in a while but it's a nice city unto itself esp if you like biking. and horsetooth is a real cool mountain

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ColoradoCleric posted:

I'm in Denver and we got legal weed, why would I move?
There are plenty of sex offenders living in this area, so you'll be in good company.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Heath posted:

fort collins is close enough to denver that you can reasonably drive there once in a while but it's a nice city unto itself esp if you like biking. and horsetooth is a real cool mountain

gently caress fort collins ('s hot college sluts)

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

a hole-y ghost posted:

There are plenty of sex offenders living in this area, so you'll be in good company.

Lol

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

gently caress fort collins ('s hot college sluts)

this, too

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Portland sucks. Don't move here.

Take your hipster rear end to Austin instead.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if you move near me i will kill you and perform increasingly abstract sexual acts on your corpse.

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