Google photos thinks black people are gorillas

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lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

confirmed: inbreeding gives you a sense of humour and makes you smile

# ? Jul 2, 2015 05:10

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:48

Jimbo Jaggins: Jul 19, 2013

Clochette posted:

There was at least one white gorilla. Apparently the albinism was a result of inbreeding.

You married a man you met on CWCwiki.

You might aswell be inbred.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 05:10

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

:snipe:

# ? Jul 2, 2015 05:10

Jose Mengelez: Sep 11, 2001; by Azathoth

Clochette posted:

this would be a p.sick buddy cop show imo

# ? Jul 2, 2015 05:33

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

this is just more evidence that compters are racist

# ? Jul 2, 2015 05:40

Ocean Book: Sep 27, 2010; - hi

Clochette posted:

There was at least one white gorilla. Apparently the albinism was a result of inbreeding.

if this gorilla had black skin and white fur it would look really cool

# ? Jul 2, 2015 05:41

BigBoss: Jan 26, 2012; by Lowtax

I guess I am heir to a huge fortune because apparently my grandma is some bigshot in charge of Google photos.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 05:45

Flyball: Apr 17, 2003

Ocean Book posted:

if this gorilla had black skin and white fur it would look really cool

A white gorilla in blackface.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 05:45

Jose Mengelez: Sep 11, 2001; by Azathoth

Clochette posted:

There was at least one white gorilla. Apparently the albinism was a result of inbreeding.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 06:38

porkchop_express: May 27, 2004

No see cops won't shoot gorillas

# ? Jul 2, 2015 06:45

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Clochette posted:

There was at least one white gorilla. Apparently the albinism was a result of inbreeding.

I don't need your white monkey god

# ? Jul 2, 2015 07:03

Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

satanic splash-back posted:

Is marrying a man who keeps pizza under his bed the result of inbreeding as well, or is that just a choice?

I was going to say "ask Clochette" without noticing who you quoted lol

# ? Jul 2, 2015 07:09

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

quote:

Police evacuated an estimated 300 people from the zoo compound Thursday and killed Jabari, a 13-year-old male western lowland gorilla, after he charged at officers.

...

�It tried to charge two of our officers, so we had to shoot it,� Deputy Police Chief Daniel Garcia said. �You can imagine the pandemonium we had out here when he got loose. We felt terrible we had to put this animal down.�

# ? Jul 2, 2015 07:11

PoPcornTG: Mar 26, 2007; Dogs day afternoon; Bleak Gremlin

Strudel Man posted:

Oh no?

They thought the Gorilla was a black man. Poor thing.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 07:41

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

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# ? Jul 2, 2015 07:50

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

PoPcornTG posted:

They thought the Gorilla was a black man. Poor thing.

Google Photos led them astray.

Maldoror posted:

.

"It's a dirty job. Illegal immigrants gotta do it."

# ? Jul 2, 2015 07:50

anchoress: Dec 24, 2011; by XyloJW

you can't tell me the woman in that photo doesn't look like a gorilla. i mean the poor thing, she has to be one of the most wide-nosed, thick-lipped, coal-dark negroes i've ever seen

# ? Jul 2, 2015 08:00

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

anchoress posted:

you can't tell me the woman in that photo doesn't look like a gorilla. i mean the poor thing, she has to be one of the most wide-nosed, thick-lipped, coal-dark negroes i've ever seen

quite the fucker posted:

black guy: i'd gently caress you if your dark genius didn't scare me
me: *turns up game of thrones remix i listen to on irony level 4 to upset phiz posters who are mostly on irony level 3*
black guy: i said i'd gently caress you if the demons in your soul weren't so intimidating
lady by the door: hey. leave him alone.
black guy: are you his loving asian girlfriend? loving chinks, attracted to smart men instead of good ape brains and bodies with extra bones in them
lady by the door: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so i can see her amazingly fat pussy* i'm anchoress from something awful
entire train: *applauds*

# ? Jul 2, 2015 08:08

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

Aesop Poprock posted:

Nice fanfic.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 08:10

zimboe: Aug 3, 2012; FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Well, I guess AI finally works. Now we just have to dumb it down until it is PC.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 18:59

Rosalind: Apr 30, 2013; When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.

Google Photos has a lot of opinions about my cat too.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:07

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

lol Well, Somebody's Doing the Raping needs to be GBS's subtitle

# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:07

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

anchoress posted:

you can't tell me the woman in that photo doesn't look like a gorilla. i mean the poor thing, she has to be one of the most wide-nosed, thick-lipped, coal-dark negroes i've ever seen

it was difficult to discern her sex it was so dark

# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:19

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Network Pesci posted:

Just don't log in as HP Lovecraft and it works fine though.

Good to know

# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:29

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

My Q-Face posted:

That's a classic yearbook photo pose.

But seriously though, computers aren't as PC... as humans. But in another way, they are far more.

really makes u think

# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:36

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

How is this even a news article, the auto recognition software makes errors like that all the time, it just coincidentally had a result that parodied legit racism but there obviously is nothing more to it than that.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:49

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

ArbitraryC posted:

How is this even a news article, the auto recognition software makes errors like that all the time, it just coincidentally had a result that parodied legit racism but there obviously is nothing more to it than that.

" BUT BUT BUT>......RACISM@?@!

# ? Jul 2, 2015 20:01