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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Read the comments on this BuzzFeed video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Fm-LYJ91k

It's a stupid BuzzFeed review of British McDonald's menu items, but British people are loving furious. I see this a lot. The Brits seem to get really upset when they're compared to Americans.

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Yes but they are more jealous of the French.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
im not jelly i'll concede you probably do 'mcdonalds' better i guess well just take comfort in the fact that we invented the telephone, the steam engine, the jet engine, the electric motor, the bicycle, the hyperdermic syringe, the toothbrush, the lawn mower, the tin can, general anaesthetic, cure for smallpox, hip replacement surgery, vitamins, insulin, beta blockers, viagra, football, rugby, cricket, snooker, bowls, boxing, hockey, the paralympics, railways, hovercrafts, the internet, time...

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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I don't speak french so I can't know that for sure, but I do know that when a British item is compared to an American item and the American item is found superior, British people seem to get really upset. Whereas Americans don't really give a poo poo who is better at what.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

SweetKarma posted:

I don't speak french so I can't know that for sure, but I do know that when a British item is compared to an American item and the American item is found superior, British people seem to get really upset. Whereas Americans don't really give a poo poo who is better at what.

oh no! you're big macs are better than our big macs! maybe eat a salad or something its not something to be proud of perhaps?

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Shirley Crabtree posted:

oh no! you're big macs are better than our big macs! maybe eat a salad or something its not something to be proud of perhaps?

This is what I mean.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
the entire rest of the world expects americans to know everything about their country, but americans dont care about people knowing anything about america and it makes them furious

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

SweetKarma posted:

This is what I mean.

what are you talking about? im completely conceding that america is better at cholesterol than britain. well done.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Shirley Crabtree posted:

what are you talking about? im completely conceding that america is better at cholesterol than britain. well done.

This is the thing I don't understand though. I'm saying that Americans don't compare themselves to Brits, but British people absolutely compare themselves to Americans. No God FearingTM American would give a poo poo if British McDonald's was better than American McDonald. But British people take it super personally.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SweetKarma posted:

Read the comments on this BuzzFeed video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Fm-LYJ91k

It's a stupid BuzzFeed review of British McDonald's menu items, but British people are loving furious. I see this a lot. The Brits seem to get really upset when they're compared to Americans.

They are definitely jealous. Every UK visitor ive ever entertained has wanted to stay. The US has a lot of things they dont have over yonder the pond. Like we have good looking women, edible food and sunshine.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

a creepy colon posted:

They are definitely jealous. Every UK visitor ive ever entertained has wanted to stay. The US has a lot of things they dont have over yonder the pond. Like we have good looking women, edible food and sunshine.

also straight roads that go on for miles.

British People will go on tours and take hours of film of nothing but driving down a straight highway.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

SweetKarma posted:

This is the thing I don't understand though. I'm saying that Americans don't compare themselves to Brits, but British people absolutely compare themselves to Americans. No God FearingTM American would give a poo poo if British McDonald's was better than American McDonald. But British people take it super personally.

Are you having a laugh? Any time a British person points out the superiority of something British for example our bbc comedy or lower homicide rate you call us limey faggots threaten to dump our tea in the harbour all over again and chant USA USA USA...

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
in public theyre all stuffy about america and blah blah but in private they would all real life murder someone to live in California

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Shirley Crabtree posted:

im not jelly i'll concede you probably do 'mcdonalds' better i guess well just take comfort in the fact that we invented the telephone, the steam engine, the jet engine, the electric motor, the bicycle, the hyperdermic syringe, the toothbrush, the lawn mower, the tin can, general anaesthetic, cure for smallpox, hip replacement surgery, vitamins, insulin, beta blockers, viagra, football, rugby, cricket, snooker, bowls, boxing, hockey, the paralympics, railways, hovercrafts, the internet, time...

So basically you're desperately trying to reassure yourself by listing off some accomplishments like Al Bundy mentioning his 4 touchdown game

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
we invented dentists and also good spelling to get away from our ancestors

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Shirley Crabtree posted:

Are you having a laugh? Any time a British person points out the superiority of something British for example our bbc comedy or lower homicide rate you call us limey faggots threaten to dump our tea in the harbour all over again and chant USA USA USA...

no one in the US has ever done this we would never give a poo poo about the BBC or a lower homicide rate.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
You taking the piss?

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

a creepy colon posted:

no one in the US has ever done this we would never give a poo poo about the BBC or a lower homicide rate.

oh come on your slags for bbc comedy its all you bang on about also correct me if im wrong but dead people are a 'bad thing' no?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Shirley Crabtree posted:

im not jelly i'll concede you probably do 'mcdonalds' better i guess well just take comfort in the fact that we invented the telephone, the steam engine, the jet engine, the electric motor, the bicycle, the hyperdermic syringe, the toothbrush, the lawn mower, the tin can, general anaesthetic, cure for smallpox, hip replacement surgery, vitamins, insulin, beta blockers, viagra, football, rugby, cricket, snooker, bowls, boxing, hockey, the paralympics, railways, hovercrafts, the internet, time...

something seems off here

Shirley Crabtree posted:

the toothbrush


bull fuckjng poo poo!!!!!!

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Shirley Crabtree posted:

Are you having a laugh? Any time a British person points out the superiority of something British for example our bbc comedy or lower homicide rate you call us limey faggots threaten to dump our tea in the harbour all over again and chant USA USA USA...

hmm no americans absolutely dont care what any other country thinks that's like the entire retarded stereotype of the ignorant arrogant american you cant have it both ways u dumb limey fag

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
most people in england are now moslem anyway so they aren't so much jealous of american but hate it and everything it stands for

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
oi m8 a chav nicked me braces

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
British people own guns they're just big pussies and write them off as antiques and they're also totally not making their own ammo in their basement for Grandpa's luger. Because there are absolutely no tensions at all in the UK.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jeff Sichoe posted:

most people in england are now moslem anyway so they aren't so much jealous of american but hate it and everything it stands for

yeah whats up with all the europeans going to fight for ISIS? it seems like they all love terrorists and poo poo meanwhile american muslims are just like chill

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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So I'm not the only one who's noticed this? It's a pretty loving common trend.

The girl in the video didn't like the british mcdonald's cappuccino and brits were like "I want to slap that stupid American bitch. What a bloody oval office she is."

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

SweetKarma posted:

So I'm not the only one who's noticed this? It's a pretty loving common trend.

The girl in the video didn't like the british mcdonald's cappaccino and brits were like "I want to slap that stupid American bitch. What a bloody oval office she is."

I'll concede you guys do coffee better. You know why ours is so poo poo? Your american GI's brought over freeze dried instant coffee in WW2 and we were all over that poo poo and now its drunk in most households over here I think India is the only other country in love with instant coffee. So yeah, thanks America!

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

a creepy colon posted:

yeah whats up with all the europeans going to fight for ISIS? it seems like they all love terrorists and poo poo meanwhile american muslims are just like chill

the greatest question of our generation my friend

joining isis is for moselms like playing golf is for whites

a nice afternoon in the sun away from the wife with ur buds

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
In high school I was friends with a girl who was half brit and half thai. We went to her house some times and her dad liked to make us drinks. One night he showed us his gun and gave us nice cigars. And another night his wife found him looking at gay porn with our friend. I'm pretty sure he was just curious and thought it was funny but I don't know anything. She beat on him and screamed at him for hours, calling him gay and stuff.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Shirley Crabtree posted:

I'll concede you guys do coffee better. You know why ours is so poo poo? Your american GI's brought over freeze dried instant coffee in WW2 and we were all over that poo poo and now its drunk in most households over here I think India is the only other country in love with instant coffee. So yeah, thanks America!

So it's like the Hawaiian's with their SPAM. Here, try this lovely canned meat Hawaii, while we try to push back the Japs. Now Hawaiians love SPAM.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

op, think about other buzzfeed articles you've read. why would this one buck the trend and not be a load of codswallop? two things 1) most british people like americans just fine and 2) this is really hard for americans to understand sometimes but the rest of the world really, really, doesn't think about american or americans as much as you think we do. basically, we dont care really.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I am jealous of the fact you have space.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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opus111 posted:

op, think about other buzzfeed articles you've read. why would this one buck the trend and not be a load of codswallop? two things 1) most british people like americans just fine and 2) this is really hard for americans to understand sometimes but the rest of the world really, really, doesn't think about american or americans as much as you think we do. basically, we dont care really.

This isn't a BuzzFeed article it's a video on YouTube and the comments are coming from actual people from Britain. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY in America, thinks about Britain as much as British people think about America.

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal
british people are dumb

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Shirley Crabtree posted:

I'll concede you guys do coffee better. You know why ours is so poo poo? Your american GI's brought over freeze dried instant coffee in WW2 and we were all over that poo poo and now its drunk in most households over here I think India is the only other country in love with instant coffee. So yeah, thanks America!

This will be the closest the US will ever get to a thank you for WW2. I say we take it.

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal
herpa tea and crumpets anyone

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Shirley Crabtree posted:

im not jelly i'll concede you probably do 'mcdonalds' better i guess well just take comfort in the fact that we invented the telephone, the steam engine, the jet engine, the electric motor, the bicycle, the hyperdermic syringe, the toothbrush, the lawn mower, the tin can, general anaesthetic, cure for smallpox, hip replacement surgery, vitamins, insulin, beta blockers, viagra, football, rugby, cricket, snooker, bowls, boxing, hockey, the paralympics, railways, hovercrafts, the internet, time...

8 minutes in. very telling

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

SweetKarma posted:

This isn't a BuzzFeed article it's a video on YouTube and the comments are coming from actual people from Britain. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY in America, thinks about Britain as much as British people think about America.

We just get sick of america shoving in our face how amazing they think they are is all we only think about it and react to it when you do that, like here in this thread ITT and its the very fact that you think we care about you all the time that illustrates the point that its all just bluster its like a kid running about going on about how amazing he is sooner or later he's gonna get a smacked botty bot.

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal

Shirley Crabtree posted:

We just get sick of america shoving in our face how amazing they think they are is all we only think about it and react to it when you do that, like here in this thread ITT and its the very fact that you think we care about you all the time that illustrates the point that its all just bluster its like a kid running about going on about how amazing he is sooner or later he's gonna get a smacked botty bot.



maybe you should've won the war then you giant babies

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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Knyteguy posted:



maybe you should've won the war then you giant babies

actually pal the uk still 'technically' owns the usa, look it up

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