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PotatoManJack posted:I like how British people go "Pip pip tally-ho you tally-wacker. Cheerio governor!" whenever they talk. It's like they're all living in Merry Poppins. Mary Poppins was hot.
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Haverchuck posted:i guess that depends if most europeans have sought it out. its not really that great, its just a side item thats usually served with other stuff Have you ever had real southern cornbread? poo poo is moist, sweet, and freaking delicious. E: also, what the british and yankees call tea is a travesty 
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Have you ever had real southern cornbread? poo poo is moist, sweet, and freaking delicious. you might want to have a quick glance at the last 20 posts or so. ill let this slide for now
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Jul 2, 2015 04:12
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This is a 100% accurate representation of what happens to me when a foreigner criticizes america to me. Right down to the stupid memes and racist carictures.
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Haverchuck posted:you might want to have a quick glance at the last 20 posts or so. ill let this slide for now See, that's what I get for assuming it wouldn't be commented on  gently caress it, my post stands. Cornbread done right is a meal all its own, not a side like some red headed step child.
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I think it's pretty much indisputable that British people are on average uglier than Americans and also do a lot of navel-gazing about themselves but are remembered historically as an empire the rest of the world hated. But the real question is how, not why, are British people so ugly? I submit it is because their bodies acquire the same sloppy, sludge-like aesthetic of various staple English dishes and also they're all filthy alcoholics rest his guts fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Jul 2, 2015 |
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Jul 2, 2015 04:15
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As an American I felt jealous of the UK about one thing: when I lived in Britain for a year my accent never got me any pussy. When my british mate came to America, he was drowning in pussy as soon as he spoke out loud. British men really need to take a trip to America.
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Jul 2, 2015 04:19
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rest his guts posted:I think it's pretty much indisputable that British people are on average uglier than Americans and also do a lot of navel-gazing about an Empire the rest of the world hated yet the British are insufferably proud of. Its a tiny island that has been loving itself for centuries. In breeding does weird stuff.
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Jul 2, 2015 04:21
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*op makes thread asking why british hate americans* *british posters reply that this isn't the case* *thread is overrun by americans attempting to do brutal owns on britain and talking about how much they hate it* hmmmm
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Jul 2, 2015 04:21
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not really, more like jealous of their neighboring european countries that can claim to have better food than america with a straight face
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rest his guts posted:I think it's pretty much indisputable that British people are on average uglier than Americans and also do a lot of navel-gazing about themselves but are remembered historically as an empire the rest of the world hated. guy with replacements av/username talks about ugly people.
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opus111 posted:*op makes thread asking why british hate americans* *american goes to england, buys a soda, tries to throw it away but can't because there aren't any trash cans anywhere because of the IRA or some other gay antagonistically British crap* Haverchuck posted:guy with replacements av/username talks about ugly people. Tommy and Paul were handsome
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KirbyKhan posted:As an American I felt jealous of the UK about one thing: when I lived in Britain for a year my accent never got me any pussy. When my british mate came to America, he was drowning in pussy as soon as he spoke out loud. KirbyKhan posted:As an American I felt jealous of the UK about one thing: when I lived in Britain for a year my accent never got me any pussy. When my british mate came to America, he was drowning in pussy as soon as he spoke out loud. You've been caught in your own lie. Nobody from America would say "british mate". Try again.
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A. Beaverhausen posted:See, that's what I get for assuming it wouldn't be commented on tbh man, theres room in the world for more than one cornbread recipe and thats what makes it great
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Jul 2, 2015 04:26
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British people can never be my true friends, they have to settle for mate
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opus111 posted:*op makes thread asking why british hate americans* Opus, I kind of remember a bunch of British posters poo poo talking England in a thread and you defending it to even your fellow countrymen.
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Jul 2, 2015 04:30
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KirbyKhan posted:British people can never be my true friends, they have to settle for mate I've never heard an American say "mate", ever.
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Jul 2, 2015 04:30
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WHen it comes down to it British people are just less human than Americans. They are 'proper' which subsequently makes them the coldest people on the face of the God's Earth.
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Jul 2, 2015 04:32
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Opus, I kind of remember a bunch of British posters poo poo talking England in a thread and you defending it to even your fellow countrymen. theres an active britain thread in gbs and they hate absolutely everything. its unbelievable
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rest his guts posted:WHen it comes down to it British people are just less human than Americans. They are 'proper' which subsequently makes them the coldest people on the face of the God's Earth. No dude, Eskimos are way colder. That's why they bundle up.
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Opus, I kind of remember a bunch of British posters poo poo talking England in a thread and you defending it to even your fellow countrymen. drat right because they're idiots with zero perspective. 90% of english people = endless whinging about how much their life sucks and how they hate the country they live in, sat in rooms with central heating with plenty of food in the cupboard and half the world's history on their doorstep while a good portion of the world starves to death.
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Haverchuck posted:theres an active britain thread in gbs and they hate absolutely everything. its unbelievable its embarrassing.
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SweetKarma posted:You've been caught in your own lie. Nobody from America would say "british mate". Try again. Good work, detective.
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Jul 2, 2015 04:39
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opus111 posted:its embarrassing. to be fair, the way I understand it is that complaining about something in the UK is a common way to make small talk or, "break the ice"
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burritolingus posted:Good work, detective. Try FBI agent, get on my level. Scrub.
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Haverchuck posted:to be fair, the way I understand it is that complaining about something in the UK is a common way to make small talk or, "break the ice" Is there anything else to say in the U.K? Honestly dude, if you took away the nasty-rear end fried cod, the constant rain, the reeking breath of every Brit, the ongoing foreign invasion that's being ignored by their government, British cars, British beer, British dental hygeine, British architecture, British transportation, the rampant alcoholism, British safety laws, and Cricket, then what the hell would be left to talk about?
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fakeaccount posted:Is there anything else to say in the U.K? Honestly dude, if you took away the nasty-rear end fried cod, the constant rain, the reeking breath of every Brit, the ongoing foreign invasion that's being ignored by their government, British cars, British beer, British dental hygeine, British architecture, British transportation, the rampant alcoholism, British safety laws, and Cricket, then what the hell would be left to talk about? the ongoing foreign invasion thats being ignored by their government. Tell me more about that, in great detail
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anything to say about multiculturalism or the media while we're on the topic?
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fakeaccount posted:Is there anything else to say in the U.K? Honestly dude, if you took away the nasty-rear end fried cod, the constant rain, the reeking breath of every Brit, the ongoing foreign invasion that's being ignored by their government, British cars, British beer, British dental hygeine, British architecture, British transportation, the rampant alcoholism, British safety laws, and Cricket, then what the hell would be left to talk about? Soccer.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Mary Poppins was hot. would
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KirbyKhan posted:As an American I felt jealous of the UK about one thing: when I lived in Britain for a year my accent never got me any pussy. When my british mate came to America, he was drowning in pussy as soon as he spoke out loud. lmao
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Solice Kirsk posted:Soccer. Cricket. The gayest sport on the planet.
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SweetKarma posted:Cricket. The gayest sport on the planet. I'm from Australia where I think we're the best at cricket in the world. It still sucks
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our government doesn't blow up entire towers just for a laugh, just trains
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Haverchuck posted:anything to say about multiculturalism or the media while we're on the topic? Yeah, you're gay for those things.
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Haverchuck is gay for multiculturalism and the media. Also, idk, kippers or whatever weird poo poo British people eat.
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PotatoManJack posted:I'm from Australia where I think we're the best at cricket in the world. one time I was having lunch (beer) in a Fado Brand Irish Pub and this was the only place in town that played soccer on their televisions. A very neatly dressed black guy came in and was instantly absorbed in the soccer action. He was bobbing and weaving hardcore along with his futbol heroes, and this went on for a few minutes. Suddenly, a call was made and he sat bolt upright in his barstool and he shouted out loud, "No Penalty. THANK YOU!" It was really funny to me because he acted and sounded exactly like Carlton from fresh prince. thanks for reading.
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Jul 2, 2015 05:54
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Baseball, Basketball, (American) Football. The only sports that matter.
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fakeaccount posted:Yeah, you're gay for those things. are you sure man? nothing to say about people from pakistan maybe?
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