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When the last atom of oxygen leaves our atmosphere and our children are all born still-born, we look back and applaud ourselves. Our planet might be dead and we have no where else to go but at least we got equal rights for transgendered people. We really had our priorities straight chasing racist cops and terrorists instead of looking for solutions to global warming. Thank God we got rid of that awful-looking flag and ignored all the mass extinction. Shed one last tear as a Kanye album plays through your headphones for those moments your species will never have the privilege of experiencing again, as they die along with all the other species of animals on this gay earth that we helped destroy.
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we can solve more than one problem at a time, friend
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Jul 2, 2015 01:10
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a bone to pick posted:When the last atom of oxygen leaves our atmosphere and our children are all born still-born, we look back and applaud ourselves. Our planet might be dead and we have no where else to go but at least we got equal rights for transgendered people. We really had our priorities straight chasing racist cops and terrorists instead of looking for solutions to global warming. Thank God we got rid of that awful-looking flag and ignored all the mass extinction. Shed one last tear as a Kanye album plays through your headphones for those moments your species will never have the privilege of experiencing again, as they die along with all the other species of animals on this gay earth that we helped destroy. If we legalize marijuana we could all do our part to save the planet by eating weed, thereby sequestering CO2 into our bodies and into the ground. Bonus: we could wear hemp clothes sequestering even MORE CO2, as well as all look like the cast from Hair. 50 years from now- Hippy Earth
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Jul 2, 2015 01:12
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if all the trans and gays go together and did a crowd funding thing for a gay space rocket and shot a bunch of trans at the moon then I think we as a people would come together and be a bit happier ya know like maybe if the african americans sorta got together and bought a nice big chunk of mexico and moved there and they only had black cops who didn't shoot other blacks but maybe just shot whites on site we'd all be a little bit happier ya know like what if all the peeps in russia got together and bought a big cake with a confederate flag on it and sorta held down some chinese women and force fed them feces whilst saluting the confederate flag people would understand why the ex-slaves didn't like the flag any more ya know? ya know bro? gently caress ya
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Jul 2, 2015 01:14
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op drink a goddamn beer bro
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Splatmaster posted:If we legalize marijuana we could all do our part to save the planet by eating weed, thereby sequestering CO2 into our bodies and into the ground. Bonus: we could wear hemp clothes sequestering even MORE CO2, as well as all look like the cast from Hair. Also, hemp is a really strong and versatile material with many potential uses.
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Jul 2, 2015 01:15
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Dr. Carwash posted:we can solve more than one problem at a time, friend Apparently not as we're chasing some frivolous bullshit while we're entering a new mass extinction phase. We're trying to equalize all the races but that poo poo isn't going to matter when all the races die in an extinction event unheard of as we irrevocably taint this poo poo-hole planet. At this point we should be looking for new home planets to live on because we seriously just poo poo on this one to death.
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Jul 2, 2015 01:20
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a bone to pick posted:Apparently not as we're chasing some frivolous bullshit while we're entering a new mass extinction phase. We're trying to equalize all the races but that poo poo isn't going to matter when all the races die in an extinction event unheard of as we irrevocably taint this poo poo-hole planet. bbbbuuut any planet we will be getting anywhere near in the next 100 years will be harder to terraform than the earth why don't we just terraform THIS planet nublord?
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Jul 2, 2015 01:24
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this whole thread is a waste of electrons gently caress your double standards, OP
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Jul 2, 2015 01:30
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...to have been dead for the last 45.
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Jul 2, 2015 01:52
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in 50 years i hope i have been dead for 49 years
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Fiend posted:...to have been dead for the last 45. what do you need those five years for just die now
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