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got no baggie but real gently caress need? feed real gently caress need hunger with the goods in your house  use the avocado skin put on ur dick fuckbag organic artisinal  get a spider ring with ur gently caress put the spider ring on ur dick before gently caress help hold back cum and the spider wards off even cumspirits  cant' gently caress women cuz us law? gently caress marshammlow cup furry friend
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I have never heard of a marshmallow cup, horndog ingenuity continues to amaze me
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Jul 2, 2015 02:31
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suck my cock
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Jul 2, 2015 02:31
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ROFLburger posted:suck my cock using a human heada s a condom next level
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Jul 2, 2015 02:32
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got some rhino liner or undercoat or expanding foam in your garage? with a little creativity you're set line that rhino
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Jul 2, 2015 02:42
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Cut your dick off
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Jul 2, 2015 02:53
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ops face usually ensures safe sex never got his hand pregnant 
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Jul 2, 2015 02:55
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wouldnt a marshmallow cup be way too soft, leaving you unsatisfied, embarrassed and covered w/ sticky poo poo on your dick
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Jul 2, 2015 02:55
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Flo Cytometer posted:ops face usually ensures safe sex goddamnit beaten
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Jul 2, 2015 02:56
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Jul 2, 2015 03:01
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okay guys i can now confirm it- do not bother making a marshmallow gently caress cup
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Jul 2, 2015 03:03
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thought this said dry condoms
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Jul 2, 2015 03:03
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more like the laid man
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Jul 2, 2015 03:03
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I seem to remember there being a plantain loving thread in GBS 0.9 or so..
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Jul 2, 2015 03:04
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Flo Cytometer posted:ops face usually ensures safe sex drats
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Jul 2, 2015 03:13
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if your girl insists on condoms that means she's cheating on you.
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Jul 2, 2015 03:15
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don't worry op your realdoll won't get pregnant
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Jul 2, 2015 03:16
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porkchop_express posted:don't worry op your realdoll won't get pregnant lol try searching "real" first before u act like the king
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Jul 2, 2015 03:22
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reading the title of this thread reminded me of the do-it-yourself yoda fleshlight i wish i was reading that thread instead
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Jul 2, 2015 03:26
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Op needs to get laid and stop loving innocent objects.
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Jul 2, 2015 03:52
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stop womanizing objects OP.
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Jul 2, 2015 04:15
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Jul 2, 2015 04:16
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I make diy condoms by pouring hot latex all over my dick and letting it cool skin tight Trojans? Bitch please, get on my level.
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Jul 2, 2015 04:17
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i camt wait to gently caress
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Jul 2, 2015 04:20
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use a lighter on your dick, i burned off my frenulum and never looked back except for when i have to reverse park ha ha rtgats just a little joke. i don't have car
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Jul 2, 2015 04:22
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I put my dick in one of those vacuum sealer things that are advertised on tv
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btw yesterday i sneezed three times in a row one after the other. never happens before, think this means ill do a gently caress soon
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Jul 2, 2015 04:23
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I use wal-mart shopping bags, op. In a pinch a dirty sock does the trick as well
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Jul 2, 2015 04:54
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Jam a pencil up your dickhole.
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do i put the plastic horse in the cup i tried it and the marshmellows just shot up my dickhole (wikipedia tells me it's called a urethra?) need advice
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Ripoff posted:I use wal-mart shopping bags, op. It's basically a diy foot job
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Jul 2, 2015 05:07
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The entrails of my enemies work really well. 
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Jul 2, 2015 05:32
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Jul 2, 2015 12:10
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rofl if you use condoms
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Jul 2, 2015 12:13
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shove a bit of orange peel up her fuckhole to block the cervix
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Jul 2, 2015 12:14
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Robo Reagan posted:shove a bit of orange peel up her fuckhole to block the cervix whats a cervix?
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Jul 2, 2015 12:20
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angelklaine posted:Op needs to get laid and stop loving innocent objects. Innocent? Yeah right. They are slutty and want it.
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Jul 2, 2015 12:26
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extra stout posted:okay guys i can now confirm it- do not bother making a marshmallow gently caress cup he bang he own marshmallow cup...shameful nigga
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whiskey dick
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Excelzior posted:I make diy condoms by pouring hot latex all over my dick and letting it cool Every fit a 100% custom fit.
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