Breaking: Bram re-signs with TNA

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Nut Bunnies: May 24, 2005; Fun Shoe

After weeks of will he/won't he speculation, TNA Breaking News is reporting that Bram has indeed re-signed with TNA Impact Wrestling

"TNA Breaking News posted:

We know one man who's willing to #StandUp for Impact Wrestling, and he just signed a new multi-year contract, Bram!

# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:27

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 05:02

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Congrats. He will carry the TNA brand into the future.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:29

The Cosby Mysteries: Oct 5, 2007; Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Seriously if you're a wrestler why would you resign to TNA? That's like signing a deal with WCW in the year 2000.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:52

Wazzu: Feb 28, 2008; Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Much closer to signing a deal with WCW in mid 2001.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:58

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Wazzu posted:

Much closer to signing a deal with WCW in mid 2001.

Signing a deal with WCW in mid 2001 got you paid for sitting on your rear end at home for 2 years

# ? Jul 2, 2015 03:00

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

I'm concerned about the future of TNA. Has Bram inked a new contract yet? TNA has got to keep their young wrestlers if they hope to further their brand.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 03:10

Nut Bunnies: May 24, 2005; Fun Shoe

tfw bram re-signs to TNA impact wrestling with a multi-year deal

# ? Jul 2, 2015 04:00

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

He deserves it, op

# ? Jul 2, 2015 04:08

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

This is fine but when is Bram re-signing

# ? Jul 2, 2015 04:14

Sticky Nate: Jan 9, 2012

did gunner sign a bram contract

# ? Jul 2, 2015 04:18

Sticky Nate: Jan 9, 2012

he's got a bright future on the indies

# ? Jul 2, 2015 04:18

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Who is Bram?

# ? Jul 2, 2015 04:18

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Looking forward to seeing a new version of this thread every week for the next three months.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 04:26

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Writer Cath posted:

Who is Bram?

BRAM

BRAM

BRAM

BRAM

# ? Jul 2, 2015 04:28

Electric Lady: Mar 21, 2010; To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things

It's even a multi-year contract. It's perfect. :allears:

# ? Jul 2, 2015 04:37

duyarvish: Feb 7, 2015

Bravo TNA. Fantastic signing, Bram is a great wrestler to build a company around.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 05:03

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

BRAM

BRAM

BRAM

BRAM

I appreciate you taking the time to clear that up.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 05:03

Jay 2K Winger: Oct 10, 2007; What are you looking for?

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

BRAM

BRAM

BRAM

BRAM

I'm hearing this to Bull Dempsey's music.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 05:05

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Jay 2K Winger posted:

I'm hearing this to Bull Dempsey's music.

I'm hearing it as the mid-90's Bam Bam Bigelow theme.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 05:08

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

# ? Jul 2, 2015 14:21

dsriggs: May 28, 2012; MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

== ** BREAKING NEWZ!!! ** WHICH TNA STAR HAS RE-SIGNED FOR A MULTI-YEAR CONTRACT?? ALSO PAIGE NOODZ!!! CLICK HERE ==

# ? Jul 2, 2015 14:32

Golden Bee: Dec 24, 2009; I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Bram has wrestled a lot of countries

# ? Jul 2, 2015 15:30

Akileese: Feb 6, 2005

dsriggs posted:

== ** BREAKING NEWZ!!! ** WHICH TNA STAR HAS RE-SIGNED FOR A MULTI-YEAR CONTRACT?? ALSO PAIGE NOODZ!!! CLICK HERE ==

Wow. It's been ages since I've seen that one.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 15:44

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

pretty soon Impact is going to be a weekly youtube episode of Bram wrestling himself in the mirror, ending in a DQ

# ? Jul 2, 2015 15:53

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Writer Cath posted:

Who is Bram?

Charlotte Flair's husband

# ? Jul 2, 2015 16:14

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

achillesforever6 posted:

Charlotte Flair's husband

Is Bram the same guy that got in a fight with Ric Flair in a hotel years ago, or was that another one of Charlotte's boyfriends?

# ? Jul 2, 2015 16:20

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

I dunno, but Bram was released from NXT for assaulting a cop.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 16:59

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Bump this thread every time Bram gets a new contract.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 17:12

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

What about TNA Original WILLOW?

# ? Jul 2, 2015 17:14

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Nut Bunnies posted:

They got Vader too?

# ? Jul 2, 2015 17:15

dsriggs: May 28, 2012; MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

oatgan posted:

They got Vader too?

Uhhhhh...

# ? Jul 2, 2015 17:18

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

https://twitter.com/TNABreakingNews/status/616641570121461760

!!!!!

# ? Jul 2, 2015 17:18

dsriggs: May 28, 2012; MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

KungFu Grip posted:

https://twitter.com/TNABreakingNews/status/616641570121461760

!!!!!

Oh man, shots fired!!

# ? Jul 2, 2015 17:19

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

KungFu Grip posted:

https://twitter.com/TNABreakingNews/status/616641570121461760

!!!!!

he did it. good for him

# ? Jul 2, 2015 17:19

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

flashy_mcflash posted:

I dunno, but Bram was released from NXT for assaulting a cop.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/2008/09/10/cops-wrestler-ric-flair-beat-up-by-daughter-boyfriend.html

quote:

Cops: Wrestler Ric Flair Beat Up by Daughter's Boyfriend

Published September 10, 2008 Associated Press

Most of former professional wrestler Ric Flair's fights were scripted.

But Chapel Hill, N.C., police didn't find anything fake about the blood and bruises on the Nature Boy after a fight with his daughter's 22-year-old boyfriend.

Neither man was charged, but Flair's daughter, Ashley Elizabeth Fliehr, was charged for resisting police after the 22-year-old became belligerent and kicked an officer, Chapel Hill police Lt. Kevin Gunter said Tuesday.

Neighbors called police about 2:30 a.m. Friday about a fight at an apartment in the city about 30 miles northwest of Raleigh. The fight was over, but officers followed a trail of blood to Fliehr's apartment.

She told police the men had fought but it was over and things were fine. Officers found the 59-year-old Flair, whose real name is Richard Fliehr, on a bed in the back room. The boyfriend was in another part of the apartment.

Flair admitted fighting with the boyfriend but he didn't want to press charges, Gunter said. Gunter refused to give the boyfriend's name because he was not charged.

"He was kind of elusive," Gunter said of Flair. "He said everything was fine. Officers said he had a 'no problems here' kind of attitude. He just wanted everything forgotten."

Flair, known for his platinum blond hair, fur-lined robes and signature "Wooooo!" catchphrase, retired earlier this year after a 36-year career. He had wrestled for a number of big-name organizations, including World Championship Wrestling and World Wrestling Entertainment.

A call to a cell number listed for Flair to obtain comment was not answered Tuesday. Officials at The Gillespie Agency, based in Columbia, S.C., said they only book Flair for appearances. His daughter did not have a listed number.