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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Technically monuments to corvee labor.

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
I imagine they actually looked really cool when they were new. Now they're all crumbly and gay looking.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

coldplay chiptunes posted:

I imagine they actually looked really cool when they were new. Now they're all crumbly and gay looking.

They had real nice smooth and polished limestone sides.

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

They had real nice smooth and polished limestone sides.

Don't forget the golden capstone at the very top.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
That was an alien guest worker program.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i thought we decided recently the pyramids were built by volunteer farmers during the flood season?

or the giza ones anyway

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
everyday i look at the pyramids its like seeing a powerful egyptian man loving my wife and my frail naked body collapses broken on the ground. #killallegyptions

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The people who built those were probably farmers and craftsmen and poo poo.

Hebrews were probably never slaves in Egypt.

Old World slavery wasn't quite as poo poo as New World slavery (depending hugely on location and time period of course)

My penis is mighty and engorged with blood

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
Old world slavery was more of a class issue than American chattel slavery.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I hate you OP

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Skilled laborers built the pyramids.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
serfs

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

burritolingus posted:

Skilled laborers built the pyramids.

Skilled mandatory unpaid laborers

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

LeoMarr posted:

Skilled mandatory unpaid laborers

Look if you're going to be racist on SA, you better get with the right type of racism.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

LeoMarr posted:

Skilled mandatory unpaid laborers
but enough about modern china

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

LeoMarr posted:

Skilled mandatory unpaid laborers

According to the Bible, sure.

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Relin posted:

but enough about modern china

modern and china in the same sentence
:vomarine:

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