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as a shiite muslim let me tell you why islam owns -when i get married, the brides family has to give ME money for taking the "burden" of the female off their hands -i come and go as i pleased growing up, while my sister had a 10 pm curfew -when i go to any other muslim house, i am waited on hand and food by the women -shiites are really cool and chill and dont do terrorism*(unless youre another muslim) -jews are okay, our true enemy is sunnis -dr oz is a muslim
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have you considered blowing yourself up? not as a terrorist act or anything, but just to improve the world by removing yourself from it.
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Jul 2, 2015 07:10
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-takbir 24/7 -mango lassi -cool nasheeds -shoe throw
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Jul 2, 2015 07:13
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I actually like that whole shoe throwing and slapping thing you guys do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iZ1Ngk_HWo
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Jul 2, 2015 07:15
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im gay
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same here
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Jul 2, 2015 07:17
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im not an arab the "shoe thing" is a big no no to arabs altho you will take your shoes off in my loving house ironically foot fetishes are extremely common in the muslim world
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Jul 2, 2015 07:20
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is it hard to surf dating sites when all the profiles look like sub zero
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Jul 2, 2015 07:22
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do u totally believe in allah like with your whole heart
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Jul 2, 2015 07:22
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Pon de Bundy posted:as a shiite muslim let me tell you why islam owns It is pretty cool to be muslim and male. Too bad the other half of humanity doesn't get the same experience lol~
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Jul 2, 2015 07:22
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kill yourself
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Jul 2, 2015 07:23
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Sounds like poo poo and this thread is poo poo and you probably smell like poo poo
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Jul 2, 2015 07:23
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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:is it hard to surf dating sites when all the profiles look like sub zero again maybe poor lebanese people in southern lebanon cover their women like that but most shiites arent like that
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Jul 2, 2015 07:24
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You're gonna burn in hell.
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Jul 2, 2015 07:25
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Pon de Bundy posted:again maybe poor lebanese people in southern lebanon cover their women like that but most shiites arent like that wow nice distinction how your religious sect is less lovely if you compare it to an even shittier one ya good point with the dumb poo poo that surrounds your lovely life
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Jul 2, 2015 07:25
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Sintax posted:wow nice distinction how your religious sect is less lovely if you compare it to an even shittier one ya good point with the dumb poo poo that surrounds your lovely life my life owns i live in america
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Jul 2, 2015 07:29
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are shiites allowed to twerk
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Jul 2, 2015 07:30
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moon gods and sky wizards
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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:are shiites allowed to twerk yeah
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Jul 2, 2015 07:32
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Pon de Bundy posted:altho you will take your shoes off in my loving house and throw them at your head you haram-rear end kuffir ahahahahahhahah
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Jul 2, 2015 07:33
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remember when the middle east was super fertile but then you farmed it into a desert hellscape lol the fertile crescent
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Jul 2, 2015 07:34
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Moridin920 posted:remember when the middle east was super fertile but then you farmed it into a desert hellscape dude hes not arab hes probably black or indonesian or something, id lol so hard if he's a white guy though
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Jul 2, 2015 07:37
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Heres a few problems with being a muslim: 1) never being white
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Jul 2, 2015 07:37
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islam is light entertainment
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Jul 2, 2015 07:40
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im albanian and youd never know that i wasnt unless you saw my license sorry but im white like u
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Jul 2, 2015 07:42
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Moridin920 posted:remember when the middle east was super fertile but then you farmed it into a desert hellscape The Middle East is still hella fertile. Motherfuckers love their orchards.
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Jul 2, 2015 07:44
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No booze = why live than?
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Jul 2, 2015 07:45
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I talked to a guy that had a giant Muslim cell mate in prison. He protected him for one can of dip a week. He said that he put a towel over the toilet to protect him from toilet spirits. He said that if the towel fell off he would wake up out of his sleep to put it back over it. Well that's my Muslim story thanks for reading.
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Sekenr posted:No booze = why live than? im incredibly drunk all the time and i dont fast for ramadan sooooo talk to the sunnis
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Jul 2, 2015 07:48
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Pon de Bundy posted:my life owns i live in america was poo poo ever rough for you post 9/11, or did you "pass" well enough to not be bothered also is it annoying to have to perform empty rituals several times throughout the day, unlike christians who at minimum just have to set aside a couple hours every week.
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Jul 2, 2015 07:50
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lol albania is like the most nonreligious nation on earth maybe
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Jul 2, 2015 07:52
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Pon de Bundy posted:
This explains all the poo poo he tries to pass off as science
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Jul 2, 2015 07:53
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i don't know i just feel like, and i'm not trying to be mean, but... i don't think religions are real, when you accept that, it helps you i think. just a message brother
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Jul 2, 2015 07:54
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Pon de Bundy posted:as a shiite muslim let me tell you why islam owns You are a shite muslim indeed.
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Invisible Handjob posted:i don't know i just feel like, and i'm not trying to be mean, but... i don't think religions are real, when you accept that, it helps you i think. just a message brother Wrong. While it is true that religions are not real, it is very helpful to think they are. All the patriarchal benefits the OP is bragging about are thanks to Muslims' (incorrect) belief that religions are real. OP seems happy as gently caress
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Invisible Handjob posted:i don't know i just feel like, and i'm not trying to be mean, but... i don't think religions are real, when you accept that, it helps you i think. just a message brother You stole from your MMORPG guild you jackass. You better hope the afterlife isn't real because betrayal is the worst sin you son of a bitch.
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Told Two Times posted:You stole from your MMORPG guild you jackass. You better hope the afterlife isn't real because betrayal is the worst sin you son of a bitch. i was really blazed and needed to sell some stuff in my inventory, i didn't realize it included some stuff from the guild bank, it was a mistake i'm so sorry for it!!!!!
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Invisible Handjob posted:i was really blazed and needed to sell some stuff in my inventory, i didn't realize it included some stuff from the guild bank, it was a mistake i'm so sorry for it!!!!! It made somebody angry enough to buy you a title. I don't believe you. I think you just didn't think you'd get caught.
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shiite majority aand yet the sunnis have all the money and power. Is there like osmething inherently smarter about them or something
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Serious Frolicking posted:have you considered blowing yourself up? not as a terrorist act or anything, but just to improve the world by removing yourself from it.
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