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davecrazy posted:PEDs? "substance abuse policy" so yeah
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No Butt Stuff posted:I already have two kids, so two more is alright I guess. Dunno about the names. Still haven't decided. Figure out some names that would be rad for a football player to have and go with that, y'know, just in case. Examples: Thor, Sirgregory, Konockus, maybe something with no vowels, along those lines. Also find something rad to put on the tv during the delivery. While my 2nd kid was born during a Cowboys game, my first kid was born during Enter the Dragon 
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Mo Wilkerson is holding out, too, right? Or was that only for OTAs?
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Rasczak posted:Figure out some names that would be rad for a football player to have and go with that, y'know, just in case. Examples: Thor, Sirgregory, Konockus, maybe something with no vowels, along those lines. "Honey, could you pipe down over there? I'm missing the best part!"
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Jul 2, 2015 19:22
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Sour Diesel posted:can't you just accept me for who i am Just or Bust is my motto
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Sour Diesel posted:can't you just accept me for who i am *bangs hands on table* in THIS house we dont TALK about flacco's iron DICK *throws plate at the wall*
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Ehud posted:"substance abuse policy" so yeah Isn't that weed or coke or something
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Rasczak posted:Figure out some names that would be rad for a football player to have and go with that, y'know, just in case. Examples: Thor, Sirgregory, Konockus, maybe something with no vowels, along those lines. I have tried for Thor or Odin for months. No dice.
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Ostentatious posted:Athletes can injure themselves in the funniest ways. Glenallen Hill will always be the funniest injury in any sport No Butt Stuff posted:I already have two kids, so two more is alright I guess. Dunno about the names. Still haven't decided. I'll give you a free avatar if you name one after me, or name one Sicnarf and make Loopstok his middle name
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Jul 2, 2015 19:26
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Ross Angeles posted:Isn't that weed or coke or something I think drugs, hgh, and roids are all under the substance abuse policy umbrella http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/9/19/6559533/nfl-new-drug-policy-details-nflpa
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Rasczak posted:Figure out some names that would be rad for a football player to have and go with that, y'know, just in case. Examples: Thor, Sirgregory, Konockus, maybe something with no vowels, along those lines. Along those lines, any of the names from the Key & Peele football sketches.
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Jul 2, 2015 19:31
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Jul 2, 2015 19:33
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No Butt Stuff posted:I already have two kids, so two more is alright I guess. Dunno about the names. Still haven't decided. You don't have to tell us your last name, but Cornelius and Alouicious *Buttstuff* would probably be HoF linebackers. Food for thought. Edit Plus you don't really have to worry about their health and CTE and poo poo. You got twins, one dies and you just spend twice as much time with the other.
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Chichevache posted:Edit But what if it's the evil one that lives.
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Chichevache posted:You don't have to tell us your last name, but Cornelius and Alouicious *Buttstuff* would probably be HoF linebackers. Food for thought. Going about it the wrong way. Have twins but only register one. Have them live a single life and amaze everyone by being able to do twice as much as anyone else. If one gets injured they can swap the next week.
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Jerome Agricola posted:But what if it's the evil one that lives. When you choose to bring a life into this world you choose to love and support it no matter what decisions it makes in life, even if it cheers for the patriots.  Happy Noodle Boy posted:Going about it the wrong way. Have twins but only register one. Have them live a single life and amaze everyone by being able to do twice as much as anyone else. If one gets injured they can swap the next week. When I was 7 or 8 I read a young adult book about baseball that did that. One twin played catcher really well and the other one was a devastating hitter. Together they helped defeat the Nagasaki Knights, winning the exhibition game against the perfidious Japanese. There was also something about residual guilt from dropping the A bomb on them or whatever, but I was totally caught up in the baseball stuff.  Edit Wow. Can't believe I got the name of the Japanese team right. http://www.amazon.com/Moondance-Nagasaki-Knights-Walter-Myers/dp/0385306873 Chichevache fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Jul 2, 2015 |
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 Rolando McClain suspended 4 games for violating the substance abuse policy@AdamSchefter: Suspension Thursday: Cowboys' Rolando McClain also suspended four games for violating substance abuse policy, via NFL.
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Dallas defense is going to be so bad during that stretch
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4 games for pot is a joke but pretty moronic on his part too. Just dumb all around.
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Jul 2, 2015 19:54
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No Butt Stuff posted:I already have two kids, so two more is alright I guess. Dunno about the names. Still haven't decided. Derrick and Jovan
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Did Aaron Rodgers get suspended yet No way anyone gets close to suspending him after finding out he's been upping his swordfighting game this off-season.
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My kids are 19 and 17.5, does that count? Can any more football-savvy Cards fan write up what's going on w/ our QB situation?
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Drew Stanton is good, the rest are trash. I hope this helps
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Jul 2, 2015 20:16
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Emmitt and Deion.
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A Man and his dog posted:Lmao comparing a Lake to an Ocean. FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Jul 2, 2015 |
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Jul 2, 2015 20:24
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Albert and Kevin. Or Lewis and Ross.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:No way anyone gets close to suspending him after finding out he's been upping his swordfighting game this off-season. Is this a gay joke?
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Now that I've reminded myself of Kevin Ross kind of want to call SA2K 'The Rock' just because it would be so amazingly out of place.
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Grittybeard posted:Now that I've reminded myself of Kevin Ross kind of want to call SA2K 'The Rock' just because it would be so amazingly out of place. Do you smellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the peanuts...oh poo poo guys I gotta go...
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Grittybeard posted:Now that I've reminded myself of Kevin Ross kind of want to call SA2K 'The Rock' just because it would be so amazingly out of place. I've been lifting, bro
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Jul 2, 2015 20:41
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Chichevache posted:No, it is about the safest fun sport you can do. Way better than biking or skateboarding, that's for sure. I dunno, surfing in Nashville might be a little dangerous. Probably have to Teen Wolf it
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Jul 2, 2015 20:44
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What's up N/V have these funny things that I saw in PYF  and of course for posterity 
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Jul 2, 2015 20:49
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gently caress The Colts
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PrinceRandom posted:gently caress Camaron Beard?
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Ross Angeles posted:I've been lifting, bro Works for me, what's up Rock? I don't have a picture but this reminds me of the time Houston Nutt had to replace Robert Johnson with Casey Dick against South Carolina. Pick any of the following for a headline: quote:Nutt says Dick is in due to sore Johnson vs the Cocks. I have no clue if any of those are real but...it's hard not to have a crazy headline there.
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@AdamSchefter: And, Green Bay's Datone Jones also suspended for first game of season for violating the NFL Policy and Program for Substances of Abuse.
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@Chargers: TE Antonio Gates suspended for first 4 games of NFL season. https://twitter.com/Chargers/status/616697028811173888 
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The Texans cut former Alabama DT Brandon Ivory, who was arrested on armed robbery charges
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