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Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Ehud posted:

@Chargers: TE Antonio Gates suspended for first 4 games of NFL season.

https://twitter.com/Chargers/status/616697028811173888



Hahaha

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.




Gates statement^^^

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Jesus christ NFL loving stop with the weed test.

NO. ONE. CARES.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Yes, holistic medicine is why you had a resurgent year in 2014

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Datone getting suspended is a surprise. Everyone seems to think it's from pot.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Ehud posted:




Gates statement^^^

Tldr baby

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Burger Trench posted:

Mo Wilkerson is holding out, too, right? Or was that only for OTAs?

He's sort of deciding what to do as he goes. Considering how important Sheldon was, threatening to hold out into the season now carries a lot more weight for negotiations. The Jets also get a week 5 bye, so they could end up going six weeks into the season before Jets fans see either of their star Dlinemen and that poo poo just isn't acceptable.

sirtommygunn fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Jul 2, 2015

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Ehud posted:




Gates statement^^^

"I lost the team doctors phone number and didnt want to take 15 minutes out of my day to ask if it was cool to take X"

Or at least I assume every team has SOMEONE a player can call to double and triple check poo poo

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

somebody make sure ross is ok

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

btw I like how the NFL waits until the most boring part of the offseason to announce these suspensions

real subtle, fellas

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Maybe the NFL should just tell who isn't suspended. Might be a shorter list.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

I hope players on teams I don't like keep getting suspended :twisted:

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Oh so Datone could have missed a test and gotten the same suspension. Hm. The nfl is dumb.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



I hope the Patriots also lose an important player for 4 games.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

somebody make sure ross is ok

Woo more playing time for LaDarius Green

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ehud posted:

btw I like how the NFL waits until the most boring part of the offseason to announce these suspensions

real subtle, fellas

They are doing it to get people to talk about the NFL instead of NBA free agency

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ross Angeles posted:

Woo more playing time for LaDarius Green

Optimistic Ross, best Ross :hfive:

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Charlie Sanders has succumbed to cancer. :(

http://oplions.blogspot.com/2015/07/detroit-lions-charlie-sanders-dies-at.html

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Ehud posted:

btw I like how the NFL waits until the most boring part of the offseason to announce these suspensions

real subtle, fellas

Also the afternoon before a three day weekend. They know what they're doing here.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

Optimistic Ross, best Ross :hfive:

I mean, dude is 35. Maybe only playing 12 games will be better.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Ross Angeles posted:

I mean, dude is 35. Maybe only playing 12 games will be better.

Peyton should take some holistic poo poo and only play 12 games, save some for the playoffs.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Surely Osweiler can handle the Raiders games at very least

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

The Vikings @ Lions game on October 25 is going to be the second ever to host an LGBT pride event. Josh Robinson has just under four months to learn the difference between homosexuality, pedophilia, and incest (if he makes the final 53).

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Athanatos posted:

"I lost the team doctors phone number and didnt want to take 15 minutes out of my day to ask if it was cool to take X"

Or at least I assume every team has SOMEONE a player can call to double and triple check poo poo

I lost the
team doctors
phone number
and didnt want
to take 15 min-
utes out of my
day to ask if it
was cool to
take X

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Ehud posted:

btw I like how the NFL waits until the most boring part of the offseason to announce these suspensions

real subtle, fellas

I mean, yeah it's transparent as hell (just like the Brady decision being released at 5pm on a Friday will be) but I appreciate it in this case.

e: Actually Brady might end up another thing just to get people talking on second thought.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lol holistic medicine

yeah i went to the ayurvedic clinic with dan quinn and now i piss hot

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Athanatos posted:

"I lost the team doctors phone number and didnt want to take 15 minutes out of my day to ask if it was cool to take X"

Or at least I assume every team has SOMEONE a player can call to double and triple check poo poo

I think the NFL has a number for anyone to call 24/7 to check a substance. Although didn't those guys on the Vikings do that with those Star Caps and they still got hosed?

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Intruder posted:

Surely Osweiler can handle the Raiders games at very least

Is that what we're doing today Intruder? Fighting?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Antonio Gates is perfect in every way and I believe him 100%

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

old dog child, from June N/V posted:

I pretty much blacked out right after the snap .. or more accurately I became belligerently drunk around that time

Chilichimp posted:

Show of hands, how many Bronco's fans actually finished that game?

I actually finished that game, right down to trying to pick a fight with a Seahawks fan celebrating in the streets. I am lucky the guy was nice because I probably would've had my rear end kicked. A blow out, if you will. My friends told me that I did that, anyway. My memory is spotty at best.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

No Butt Stuff posted:

N: I am on the hospital with my wife waiting for the boys to be born.

V: I do not like being in a hospital.

este posted:

At least it's the offseason though, that was polite of them to be born in the summer.

That's a good way to celebrate beating the Patriots though

E: oops double post. my bad

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
They're replaying Broncos at Vikings from 2011 on NFLN, a.k.a. the classic gunslinging duel between Tim Tebow and Christian Ponder.

:iamafag: offseason :iamafag:

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

DrKennethNoisewater posted:

The Vikings @ Lions game on October 25 is going to be the second ever to host an LGBT pride event. Josh Robinson has just under four months to learn the difference between homosexuality, pedophilia, and incest (if he makes the final 53).

This is even better than if they were playing the Packers.



Detroit Lions, #1 team in progressive views

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Two more Chiefs fans have entered the world.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Yay \:unsmith:/

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

No Butt Stuff posted:

Two more Chiefs fans have entered the world.

But do they have the look?

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Alex and Smith

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

No Butt Stuff posted:

Two more Chiefs fans have entered the world.
Congratulations.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

AradoBalanga posted:

Congratulations.

Better news than we've gotten around here recently for sure.

Congrats No Butt Stuff :unsmith:

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Look at those cute lil' baby hands.

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