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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Does his daughter become head admin or is there some sort of contest that will happen? Will it just be Ralp? Will Fragmaster come out of retirement? Is there a something awful will?

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Will his account be permadeaded or will it just stay open like vilerat's?

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
you. you should run them.

Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014
Demonachizer

first move tengen
Dec 2, 2011

Back To 99 posted:

Demonachizer

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
Reverse Demonachizer

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I will take over. My first act will be to increase the price of a forum account to $100 to make this place super exclusive.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
They should run amok, spiraling out of control until they turn into something awful.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i reject your initial premise

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

if he was dead i would know because we are such good and close friends, i would feel it here in my heart

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

also i have an erection, which means lowtax is thinking of me

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
his exwife and her new black husband will be taking over

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Just have all of the former people from LF do admin-by-committee.

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot
what a mean tornado

did he really die or does this thread just suck

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

i was reloading posted:

did he really die or does this thread just suck

both

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

i was reloading posted:

what a mean tornado

did he really die or does this thread just suck

hahaha this thread is not your posts lmao

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The tornado should take over.

I bet we'd see some improvements around here.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

JakeP posted:

his exwife and her new black husband will be taking over

Lowtax got cucked by a tornado.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Tornados are the ghosts of giants, I wonder what Richard did to piss off these ghosts

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Kuato posted:

Tornados are the ghosts of giants, I wonder what Richard did to piss off these ghosts

they just hate the midwest really. everyone who lives there is also hated by the unvorgiving giant ghosts by default

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

Frostwerks posted:

hahaha this thread is not your posts lmao

that was stupid

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I have assumed control of the forums. I expect declarations of fealty from all mods by the end of today. Those who do not obey my command will face severe consequences.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Lowtax shall rise again. He just needs to know that goons care, but he is trapped in a vicious irony cycle where he cannot respect anyone who posts sincerely and as such must ignore all but the jokes about his death.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Is Lowtax willing to prevent shitposts, but not able?

Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing?

Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing?

Then whence cometh shitposts?

Is he neither able nor willing?

Then why call him Admin?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Jon "@fart" Hendren will need to return to the forums to claim them.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Me.

I'll transform this forum back into the malign, seditious, anti-PC Beacon Of Freedom To Offend(tm) that it once was, before the sissy-mary PC Tinkerbells siezed control.

Vote for me and I'll set you Free!

Serious Frolicking posted:

whoever takes control of the forums must allow schmorky to sleep on their couch.

Oh gently caress it then.
...
Does the couch have to be above ground?

zimboe fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Jul 3, 2015

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
garbage day

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Phobophilia posted:

Reverse Demonachizer

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
He seriously loving died y'all. I know someone in the Lee's Summit area that confirmed but that im gay and lowtax dead.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
rip dead gay internet ma n

Lysandus
Jun 21, 2010
Lowtax and I have the same grill.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I hope he's not dead.

Pretty sure we all agreed to be buried with him. There was a thread about it some time ago.

So we're gonna have to do that. If you didn't want to you should've said something back then. It's a done deal.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
whoever takes control of the forums must allow schmorky to sleep on their couch.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Demonachizer posted:

Does his daughter become head admin or is there some sort of contest that will happen? Will it just be Ralp? Will Fragmaster come out of retirement? Is there a something awful will?

He's not dead. He's just lurking to lure out the badmouthers so he can return in a firestorm of righteous bannage.

Betcha.
...
Lowtax is unkillable. Like Gandalf. Like Boris the Bullet-Dodger. Like Ebola.

He probably grabbed that tornado by its throat and made it give him head.
...
If he is dead, when he gets to Heaven he'll likely kick God in the nuts at the first opportunity.
Which might cause some strange phenomona.

e: see new thread discussing the possible consequences.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Jul 3, 2015

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

a hole-y ghost posted:

Jon "@fart" Hendren will need to return to the forums to claim them.


this would be worth it just to see the field day fyad would have with him

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I call dibs.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Demonachizer posted:

Lowtax got cucked by a tornado.

Lol talk about a "twist"

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
actually, lowtax is not dead

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20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir

Mega64 posted:

I call dibs.

Make me a mod. Be a pal :cheers:

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