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smoobles

i want to buy a big cactus thats already a grown-up adult cactus (like 2-3 feet) but i dont know where to buy a big cactus

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
they're free in the desert, you just gotta look for them

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smoobles

Qwerinty posted:

they're free in the desert, you just gotta look for them

i am probably 24 hours' drive from the nearest desert

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smoobles

i want a cactus to put in my office, and possibly put sunglasses onto it and give it a cool name

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smoobles

it's okay to put sunglasses on a cactus, it's my dream, actually

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deep dish peat moss

I can mail you a big cactus... in a coffin.

smoobles

Hick Magnet posted:

I can mail you a big cactus... in a coffin.

thats hosed up

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a helpful bear

i found you one but its p expensive

http://www.shop.com/Cs9094+gr+tt+23...-uLTxoCylfw_wcB




Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i got a 2 foot cactus in the mail. i thought it was adult enough to be outside but then it got sunspots and wasnt ever the same again...

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smoobles


whoa that cactus is awesome... it looks like a cartoon cactus. perfect.

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smoobles posted:

whoa that cactus is awesome... it looks like a cartoon cactus. perfect.

happy2help

also i googled "buy a big cactus" to find that. thanks goog




smoobles

goog pulls through again

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alnilam

you can go to your nearest big plant shop or possibly a desert shop



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smoobles

alnilam posted:

you can go to your nearest big plant shop or possibly a desert shop

i googled it and there is a cactus shop in my city!!

$100 per foot for fully grown saguaro though.... omg :(

i dunno if i can drop the price of a PS4 on a plant that i could very well kill thru my own inexperience

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Senior Management



some cactus can get you in trouble and very high

:jerry:

a helpful bear

make sure you dont water the cactus if you get it


they dont like water




pig slut lisa

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are you buying a cactus for business or pleasure

alnilam

both

pig slut lisa

irl is good


yikes. that sounds like a bookkeeping nightmare. good luck op.

POWERBALL

by zen death robot

Vynar posted:

some cactus can get you in trouble and very high

Me, touching the cactus: Ouch! Dude, don't be such...a...prick...hah ah...ha :lsd::ducksiren::2bong:

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smoobles

pig slut lisa posted:

yikes. that sounds like a bookkeeping nightmare. good luck op.

if cactus' are generally sold by the foot, will its value appreciate over time?

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pig slut lisa

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smoobles posted:

if cactus' are generally sold by the foot, will its value appreciate over time?

unfortunately not. the irs has a helpful guide on cactus amortization that you may want to check out.

smoobles

gently caress i need an accountant just to buy a drat cactus

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saboten

what's wrong with little cacti

thank u bacalou

pig slut lisa

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saboten posted:

what's wrong with little cacti

jesus christ dct, you really know how to pick em smdh

a helpful bear

how do they measure it? is it the diameter or how wide the adorable arms go?




saboten

What's Wrong With Being A Little Cactus?

thank u bacalou

saboten

you can clone them

thank u bacalou

a helpful bear

if you get a lil catcus you can't invite a cute birdie in to make a holme (a hole home) in it




i was reloading

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https://www.google.com/shopping/pro...LLc6vyAT5p4iYCA

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Scaly Haylie

saboten posted:

What's Wrong With Being A Little Cactus?

ill-suited for use as a hat rack

smoobles

saboten posted:

What's Wrong With Being A Little Cactus?

i need a big cactus because i want to put sunglasses on it and make it a conversation piece in the corner of my office, i want it to be big and to be fun to look at and cool

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alnilam

does your office get daylight

smoobles

alnilam posted:

does your office get daylight

yeah i open the window sometimes

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Mapparu

have you considered getting a fake one?

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
you should get a cardon cactus and put it in the lobby. install a huge skylight so it can get sun

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google THIS

smoobles posted:

if cactus' are generally sold by the foot, will its value appreciate over time?

cactus flipping can be a very lucrative business

Pro tip: try slicing the cactus into pieces and sell them separately, you can make more from three 1-foot cactuses than from one 3-foot cactus

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smoobles

google THIS posted:

cactus flipping can be a very lucrative business

Pro tip: try slicing the cactus into pieces and sell them separately, you can make more from three 1-foot cactuses than from one 3-foot cactus

:stare: thats hosed up man

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