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Lowtax is:
In Jail
Dying in a Hospital
Dead
Ignoring this lovely forum and living off of the ad revenue
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I hope hes ok. Eh.

I guess? Trying to care. Meh.

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

He's being a man.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Kansas City

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

He left to mod /r/somethingawful

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Oz

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
On twitter, and also now vine

https://vine.co/v/e1Z0lY9Kwqq

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"where", he ax t'owl

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Wanamingo posted:

On twitter, and also now vine

https://vine.co/v/e1Z0lY9Kwqq

Hasn't posted anything since the tornado...

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
In Moscow snorting coke off a Russian fashion model's taint.

On your dime.
...
It's good to be the King.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


*tucks in stomach* I'm here!

Philadelphia
Sep 29, 2014
He's at my house. We're just hanging out and being buddies.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Chinatown posted:

I hope hes ok. Eh.

I guess? Trying to care. Meh.

myob

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Why can't he write us a line here in GBS ? It takes 1 minute Richard !!

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Lowtax realized that although he still loved the forums living a fulfilling life and meeting the responsibilities of adulthood would require him to move on to other things. However while he left to raise his irl children he would still occasionally feel a twinge of guilt that he had abandoned his online (man)children.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The real unironic answer is he hates the forums and keeps it running at bare minimum costs to keep milking goons out of their precious welfare dollars while leaving daily forum runnings to complete and unfunny trash idiots. He is having huge problems with unpaid taxes along with a large monthly alimony payment so he married some chick and went to Canada, all of this is 100% true

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Five fathoms deep our leader lies.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

a creepy colon posted:

The real unironic answer is he hates the forums and keeps it running at bare minimum costs to keep milking goons out of their precious welfare dollars while leaving daily forum runnings to complete and unfunny trash idiots. He is having huge problems with unpaid taxes along with a large monthly alimony payment so he married some chick and went to Canada, all of this is 100% true

Why do people gently caress with the IRS when they see all these examples, including celebrities, that get hosed up by them ?? It's not worth it

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
If Lowtax is dead I'm gonna hop a plane, go to his house and steal that nice couch.
...
He doesn't deserve a couch that nice.
I do.
That's MY COUCH DAMMIT.
MIIINE!

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

a creepy colon posted:

The real unironic answer is he hates the forums and keeps it running at bare minimum costs to keep milking goons out of their precious welfare dollars while leaving daily forum runnings to complete and unfunny trash idiots. He is having huge problems with unpaid taxes along with a large monthly alimony payment so he married some chick and went to Canada, all of this is 100% true

An often overlooked clause in the SA eula means that lowtax owned the rights to slenderman. He sold the ip for a mint and now lives comfortably, although he wrestles with his conscience regarding the attempted murder.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Moon Atari posted:

An often overlooked clause in the SA eula means that lowtax owned the rights to slenderman. He sold the ip for a mint and now lives comfortably, although he wrestles with his conscience regarding the attempted murder.

the ambien abd boxed win is just to cope man :(

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
So if Lowtax and his new wifey had a Down's baby, would they name him Slowtax?
...
Yes, thankee kindly, I have already been informed on multiple occasions that I am a sick bastard.




Save the ink.

e: AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

zimboe fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Jul 2, 2015

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



if lowtax and his wfie had a snowcone baby would they call him snowconetax?

HENGRY BUNG
Jan 15, 2015

ive never seen lowtax post

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

a creepy colon posted:

The real unironic answer is he hates the forums and keeps it running at bare minimum costs to keep milking goons out of their precious welfare dollars while leaving daily forum runnings to complete and unfunny trash idiots. He is having huge problems with unpaid taxes along with a large monthly alimony payment so he married some chick and went to Canada, all of this is 100% true
hell, same here.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

HENGRY BUNG posted:

ive never seen lowtax post

THERE IS A THREAD BY LOWTAX ON THE VERY FIRST PAGE

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
He forgot his password

HENGRY BUNG
Jan 15, 2015

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

THERE IS A THREAD BY LOWTAX ON THE VERY FIRST PAGE

i don click on threads that are more than 4 pages long, hth

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

He's gone......

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
He's inside your house eating your economy size can of cheese balls.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

HENGRY BUNG posted:

ive never seen lowtax post

You didn't miss out for he adapted poorly to the changing forums.

He'd post dated stuff like "Draw a bird deceiving a hillbilly". Funny..........back in like 2002 maybe

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

tardwrangler posted:

He's gone......

Did he take his hand-basket?

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

zimboe posted:

Did he take his hand-basket?

Rode it all the way, one handed, like a champ

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Maybe he's making one of those cute animated shorts about his daughter.

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

I miss him

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.
The specialty and interest forums are pretty good but GBS is pretty poo poo so I could understand why nobody sees him around.

Maybe I'm just getting older and am missing the humour of award winning threads such as what if you could pee a poo.

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

Magic Rabbit Hat posted:

The specialty and interest forums are pretty good but GBS is pretty poo poo so I could understand why nobody sees him around.

Maybe I'm just getting older and am missing the humour of award winning threads such as what if you could pee a poo.

Ah, the sweet siren call of posting "gbs is poo poo" in gbs. When will it ever end?

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015

zimboe posted:

So if Lowtax and his new wifey had a Down's baby, would they name him Slowtax?
...
Yes, thankee kindly, I have already been informed on multiple occasions that I am a sick bastard.




Save the ink.

e: AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

His ex-wife and him had that daughter, Rowtax.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Lowtax is actually every other poster besides yourself. This place is a ghost town but he maintains the illusion of a userbase by painstakingly imitating several hundred different posters interacting with each other. He is gradually reducing the number of posters until only you and he remain. He does this because he is painfully shy and sees it as his only way to start a relationship with you....yes, you.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
pretty sure Lowtax is Ralp

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Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
post op recovery

will return a beautiful, delicate woman

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