DaveSplitter posted:

Hi guns in this thread I'm going to stream my thoughts through my phone have you ever thought about bananas why are bananas yellow why aren't things green I mean I guess they're green sometimes but I mean like why are they always green why do they turn yellow wait but why do they turn brown I don't understand oh my god was going on. You know, I don't have a problem with the gays. In fact one of my friends is day I thought about being gay once but I decided I didn't want to be gay cuz I actually like pussy more than I like dick. Speak n dick I knew a guy named dick wants his real name was Richard but we always called him dick because its funny this a dick.

All that s*** aside, here's a little bit of information about me residentship poster the winter. My favorite color is blue I have a really extreme fear of heights so I can't fly planes or ride Ferris wheels because I get really scared and puts out. My favorite food is pizza and I like a lots of meat on my pizza. No I'm not gay lol. When I was a kid I want to grow up to be Superman. Yeah, I was a pretty s***** kid and by that I mean I was dumb. I also really like to speed racer. I pretend that I was speed my dad was Racer X, which is really weird because Racer EXOSpeed brother and my dad is my dad.

I joined the something awful forms because I was really depressed and I wanted to cheer up so I wanted to join a company for a joint something awful because of all the funny articles are on the front page.. I thought I could be a good poster but turns out I'm just a terrible poster a s*** poster if you would. But that's okay because I realize that everyday is a new chance for me to start a new, a new chance for me to become a better poster. I hope that someday I will become a good poster but that probably will not be today, because this thread is pretty s*****.

Anyways thanks for reading. Also, in before didn't read Firstpost I'm gay q cock Goku.

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