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bog pixie
Feb 23, 2013

also those kinds of bugs have a proboscis like butterflies but they stick it into plants like a needle and suck out the juices. i dont think one will be enough to hurt the plant though

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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

XMNN posted:

aphids are the gentle cows of the insect world, ladybirds are monsters

some ants herd and protect their aphid flocks which makes it ants - 1 ladybugs - 0

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i put like 2000 ladybugs on my tomato plants and i followed the directions and weather was mild and i never saw any of them ever again

gently caress ladybugs. invest in mantises

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
a bug is laying desks on my eggs at work!

bing_commander
Aug 14, 2009

In other news..
this insect is beginning to bug me

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

bing_commander posted:

this insect is beginning to bug me

lmao

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

Gay Hitler posted:

uploading more pics now

my coworker told me to superglue the bug to my desk, then one by one put the eggs infront of it and smash them while it watches helplessly

post a picture of this co worker

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

A Stupid Baby posted:

post a picture of this co worker

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit



Grimey Drawer
OP, I need the stinkbug status report on my desk by 10am EST.

Dicky Longcocking
Jan 2, 2015
OP LOST THE BUGS

Dicky Longcocking
Jan 2, 2015

Dicky Longcocking posted:

OP LOST THE BUGS

OP KILLED GARY

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Gay Hitler posted:

This all started when my coworker saw the bug on my shoulder after I came in from outside

So you're the carrier of the infestation? Check you underwear for the missing babies. Maybe they hatched and ambled back to their natural habitat: you.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
op dead :(

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014


Just his consciousness. Stinkbugs are in control of his brain but they don't know how to type.

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!




:smith:

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
what have you done you monster

Dicky Longcocking
Jan 2, 2015

:rip:

bog pixie
Feb 23, 2013

drat it. drat IT !!! gently caress

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

lol

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i guess without her babies she had no reason to go on

bog pixie
Feb 23, 2013

you'd best look up how to nurse baby bugs you sick bastard

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
what the gently caress are you waiting for, give it CPR

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

I dare you to post this in Pet Island.

bog pixie
Feb 23, 2013


I just looked at it again. YOU SON OF A BITCH> YOU FUCKER

bing_commander
Aug 14, 2009

In other news..
What's the big deal just flip it back over

Dicky Longcocking
Jan 2, 2015
Rated 1

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


perform CPR immediately

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE

alternatively. anyone someone make a tribute video

CJBurgandy
Nov 10, 2006

"I need my Plumbing checked" was not a suggestion to unclog the bathroom sink!
I think it's time for a full scale investigation. Clearly she was killed by one of your co-workers. Maybe even a serial bug killer that also was killing the eggs while you weren't at your desk? You can't let her death go unpunished.

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
Most bugs die after laying eggs :(

OP it's on you now to share the plant juices with the babies from your Wendy's salads.

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

I've found 4 scattered eggs that have fallen in between some of the leaves. They are still bright green and look just like before, but my googling made me think that they should hatch like 4-5 days after being pooped out by mama bug

Not sure if they will hatch or not. :(

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
lol closure

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
I think they will take longer to hatch because of the A/C environment you have going on, as opposed to the balmy summer days they usually sit out in.


Or they just won't hatch...

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001


permaban this motherfucker

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Gary's getting darker, surelt a sign of her flourishing health!

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

:stonklol:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

klapman posted:

what the gently caress are you waiting for, give it CPR

Bugs don't have a cardiopulmonary system you stupid loving yardape.

Swish her from side to side and gently blow across the holes in her exoskeleton that let oxygen in STAT

Get the heart monitor on that bug, let's see if we have a rhythm.

Oxygen hose is up? Alright, give that to the blower.

Oh Jesus here we go. Get that intubation kit out if here idiot! Bugs don't have a trachea! What a Coney Island rear end easter. Klapman I swear you'll do something right some day but until that day get out of my loving sight!

Get me access to the fluid cavity -- go in through the soft tissue between the joints next to the thorax. I need 0.25 micrograms of epi every five minutes. You have that bug hooked up yet? I need a rhythm before we get to the good stuff!

raton fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Jul 14, 2015

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?

Good.

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midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

Gay Hitler posted:

I've found 4 scattered eggs that have fallen in between some of the leaves. They are still bright green and look just like before, but my googling made me think that they should hatch like 4-5 days after being pooped out by mama bug

Not sure if they will hatch or not. :(

Maybe put them in your ear, it's warm and moist there.

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