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i'm white and i need to go to the ymca on the other side of thh town
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Jul 2, 2015 20:19
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Don't be a menace while drinking your juice
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Jul 2, 2015 20:20
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act submissive and wealthy, make sure you wear your nicest clothes, preferably a well-tailored suit
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Jul 2, 2015 20:20
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Just let your wife do the initial contact, it will be safest for you to just wait back at home in the closet.
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Jul 2, 2015 20:21
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in order to secure respect, let them know that you have rolled with many sets. to give this impression, all you have to do is start throwing up numerous, incoherent hand gestures at any younger folks or folks with that general pissed-off-at-the-world look about them. Also, since you are white, be sure to immediately set the record straight that you aren't one of the squares and have been in the turf before, confidently refer to anybody darker you meet as "my nigga"
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Jul 2, 2015 20:23
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look up the address
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Jul 2, 2015 20:26
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I grew up in a ghetto and I also once read a Tom Clancy novel about murdering gang bangers so here's some tips 1. Make sure to look as lovely as possible. 2. Eyes on the ground. 3. make sure to have a bushy beard 4. get a shopping cart, fill it with cans 5. mutter incoherently to yourself 6. smell like poo poo (this one should be easy for you) If you do all of these things not only will no one mess with you they won't even acknowledge that you exist!
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Jul 2, 2015 20:27
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you should go to the YWCA instead you pansy
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Jul 2, 2015 20:27
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Volume posted:Don't be a menace while drinking your juice
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Jul 2, 2015 20:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK_nOTgLmfw
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Jul 2, 2015 20:30
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but for real you want some advice for making it through the hood here you go See a lot of these niggas bitch up and crack under pressure when it's time they facin Get to bumpin they gums, rollin over breakin the rules and regulations Wild nigga not stickin to the script and get the jacket put on yo' rear end for life What jacket? Batch, this jacket .. That reliable source, that rat, the head of mice That's why we can't be talkin and bein all careless on these phones I know technology now allows po'-po' to look inside walls and see inside homes I know all I was tryin to do is buy my little daughter a brand new pair of Jordans That's important, but you gotta remember to stay one step ahead of the law enforcement Be short with all of yo' shitKeep yo' business to yourself and don't get sloppy Talkin pig-latin keep you employed Sizzoldiers with choppers and walkie-tizznalkies Call on yo' rear end, have wisdom, use your brain Auction off yo' assets nigga, sell yo' trophies, sell yo' Mustang You know what that bring? Ching ching Playa potnah motherfucker dude that's some mail Convertible top, black on black interior exterior He gon' be worth about twelve Talkin about you was savin it for your little nephew to scatter Nigga don't you know anything over 20 years old is a classic? Regulation #1: keep yo' business to yo' lonesome Regulation #2: make sure the product you carry is wholesome Regulation #3: make yo' cheese, never eat it Regulation #4: never put yo' trust in a ho (The rules and regulations) These are the things you need to know (The rules and regulations) Uhh, you're 'posed to, you're 'posed to Play that drat game like it's supposed to be plinayed Always keep a bucket full of battery acid To throw yo' dope in just in case they raid That way they can't prosecute your residence Cause you done been already got rid of all the evidence Tryin to get a BUCK -- a BUCK? A soup pot, a blender and a measurin cup In my section eight appartment COMPLEX Messy MATTRESS, and dirty CARPETS "Nephew, did you get my message?" Yeah I got yo' message; you told me to clean up behind myself And scrape the residue up off the edges "What else?" Always look over my headrest and my rearview zone Cause triflin be skanless and the skanless might try to follow me home Never tell a motherfucker what time you gon' cop or come back through Throw they rear end off a bit - come back within the next day or two I don't need no cowards, just warriors on my team I don't sell coke no more dude, I sell mescaline Regulation #5: when it's a drought nigga park yo' feet Regulation #6: gently caress 12 in a box keep it in the street Regulation #7: don't take yo' business to where you livin Regulation #8: keep yo' heat but fly straight (The rules and regulations) BLAOW, pushin numbers on the dial-tone Took a swig of my 40 but I forgot I had the cap still on Look to my left and ask, honey for a light She looked at me and said, baby you alright? I said I'm cool, but ain't this poo poo supposed to relax us? Fired up a Newport, but I accidentally lit it backwards For some strange reason I had a feelin That that hood-ho bitch was sneaky Come to find out this bitch done laced my weed and slipped me a mickey Now I'm feelin sweaty.. Eyelids gettin heavy.. Stomach feelin queasy.. {*YAWWWWN*} All of a sudden, now I'm slee-py Woke up naked, slowly regainin my memory Well where did they find you? Around the corner from Applebee Over there by Costco, right there off the freeway Admiral Callaghan Lane, yeah! Right next door to Safeway Stripped me clean, got me for some G's Set me up, stole my car keys Guess that's the consequences when you sellin that D poo poo, next time I bet I take my drink to the bathroom with me Regulation #9: check in those that get out of line Regulation #10: don't sell yo' soul if you hit the pen Regulation #11: keep yo' hooptie hot and revvin Regulation #12: keep enough to pay your lawyer mail (The rules and regulations)
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Jul 2, 2015 20:41
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Beware of the hottentots.
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Jul 2, 2015 20:44
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People in the hood are people too..dont look like a pansy whiteboy bitch thats all. Also lock your stuff up
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Jul 2, 2015 20:54
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The hood also usually has the finest selection of fried chicken establishments out of anywhere
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Jul 2, 2015 20:55
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The only rule in the hood is respect..look like you respect yourself and others and you will never be messed with.
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Jul 2, 2015 20:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT16OTNPyEk
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Jul 2, 2015 21:01
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Keep $20 in your wallet to appease muggers
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