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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Chris James 2 posted:

It was literally Matt Hardy



This may be his lowest point.

Yes I'm including the drugs.

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

This may be his lowest point.

Yes I'm including the drugs.

on the other hand, it is probably TNA's highest point in recent memory

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


HOTLANTA MAN posted:

This may be his lowest point.

Yes I'm including the drugs.

MEANWHILE

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Did Jeff fall off the wagon again

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Bigfoot vs. Willow would be a better Bound for Glory main event than any TNA has had in recent years, though, think about it.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Benne posted:

Did Jeff fall off the wagon again



His broken leg's clearly still not healed so it's either put him in a non-wrestling role or he doesn't show up on TV for the next 6 months.I'd have thought a GM position would have been the obvious answer as Bully had just left but this is clearly the best possible solution.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Looks like TNA's finally done, 115 matches in 8 days, and the last episode DA will air has Matt Hardy squashing their viewers' dreams to reveal he was Bigfoot all along

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Faustian Bargain posted:

Bigfoot found in a place where no one is watching.

This is good

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

According to the observer TNA fired MVP for telling them to bring in Hernandez in the first place

uhhhhh shouldn't it be TNA's lawyers' problem that Hernandez was under contract and not MVP's

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

TNA fired production staff for being unhappy about being paid late, this shouldn't be a surprise

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Luigi Thirty posted:

According to the observer TNA fired MVP for telling them to bring in Hernandez in the first place

uhhhhh shouldn't it be TNA's lawyers' problem that Hernandez was under contract and not MVP's

Blasmeister posted:

TNA fired production staff for being unhappy about being paid late, this shouldn't be a surprise

The Death of TNA is never coming out because the spring and summer of 2015 are going to need at least ten chapters to cover them.

zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Jul 31, 2015

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

the death of tna is never coming out because bryan alvarez doesn't write anything

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Chris James 2 posted:

It was literally Matt Hardy



Moments later, Destination America sends out John Lithgow to tearfully confront Dixie Carter.

"Get out of here! Can't you see we don't want you anymore?! Why can't you go back where you came from?! *smacks Dixie in the face, causing her to react in confused anger* Now, leave us alone! Go. Go!"

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Chris James 2 posted:

Looks like TNA's finally done, 115 matches in 8 days, and the last episode DA will air has Matt Hardy squashing their viewers' dreams to reveal he was Bigfoot all along

Time for the injury report
:munch:

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Postal Parcel posted:

Time for the injury report
:munch:

You know even if they somehow got through 8 days without an injury they have to be hurting. If they are not all on pain killers of some sort by the end of this at the very least I will be loving surprised.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Chris James 2 posted:

Looks like TNA's finally done, 115 matches in 8 days, and the last episode DA will air has Matt Hardy squashing their viewers' dreams to reveal he was Bigfoot all along

It's the only way it could have ended

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
I am genuinely sad the bigfoot was not Vince Russooooooi

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Chris James 2 posted:

It was literally Matt Hardy



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOugNisFgVo

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Chris James 2 posted:

It was literally Matt Hardy



That is a sign he is getting paid.

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Chris James 2 posted:

It was literally Matt Hardy



http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-655Jy-JaDOk/USno5eOf6BI/AAAAAAAAk6M/gJyzfe3Z9RA/s1600/bigfoot-kiss.png :nws:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Jul 31, 2015

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




WCW ends with the reveal that it was purchased by Shane Mcmahon. TNA ends with Bigfoot unmasking to reveal Matt Hardy. I think we know who wins.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Junpei Hyde posted:

WCW ends with the reveal that it was purchased by Shane Mcmahon. TNA ends with Bigfoot unmasking to reveal Matt Hardy. I think we know who wins.

Us?

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013





O.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

the death of tna is never coming out because bryan alvarez doesn't write anything

He wrote the Slammiversary 2015 recap

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Do you have more of these? Can you post them?

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Jul 31, 2015

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Angular Landbury posted:

Do you have more of these? Can you post them?

Preferably in sequence so I can scroll up and down.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

MotU posted:

on the other hand, it is probably TNA's highest point in recent memory

eric young winning the leg is better, but only slightly

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Davey announced on his FB that Angelina's pregnant

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

That's cool. Maybe Davey can deliver the baby himself, live on Xplosion

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The baby is gonna no-show its due date

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Chris James 2 posted:

Davey announced on his FB that Angelina's pregnant

She's gonna triple in weight just from the fetus.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Chris James 2 posted:

Davey announced on his FB that Angelina's pregnant

Congrats. The baby will carry the TNA brand into the future.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


And James Storm makes his exit.

I guess Eric Young's going down with the ship, huh?

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Lumbermouth posted:

I guess Eric Young's going down with the ship, huh?

In a Feast or Fired match with Abyss in Dixie's backyard.

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
Eric Young is a guy I'd have sympathy for if he didn't have that fishing show that makes him more money than TNA ever did

EDIT: Incidentally it's so weird to me that EY and Abyss, the two guys in the company who have had the most consistently humiliating angles and characters, are the biggest loyalists sticking around to the bitter end. Stockholm Syndrome, I guess.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
James Storm needs to lose weight and find out what Bobby Roode is up to

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
So TNA is dead now right

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Literally The Worst posted:

So TNA is dead now right

They have a PPV which nobody knows when it's happening and another PPV that's happening weeks after their last taped show on DA airs, both PPVs may never happen, talent will likely need the 3 months off to heal injuries suffered in this 8 days of hell, and they still have no clue if they're even getting US TV post-DA

They aren't officially dead but they are at least officially comatose right now

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Yeah they're circling the drain but TNA has shown an amazing ability to never quite die off completely.

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Chris James 2 posted:

They have a PPV which nobody knows when it's happening and another PPV that's happening weeks after their last taped show on DA airs, both PPVs may never happen, talent will likely need the 3 months off to heal injuries suffered in this 8 days of hell, and they still have no clue if they're even getting US TV post-DA

They aren't officially dead but they are at least officially comatose right now

Not to mention they're hemorrhaging talent in general.

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