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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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"beat me if you can, survive if I let you" --Destination America

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Bram is money. Why else would they keep re-signing him to multi-year deals?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Good news from Dave on WOR! Jeff will not be using the King of the Mountain title at his upcoming tapings. Why did he win the title at all? :shrug: Nobody knows, and they have no idea what to do next, especially since they have five weeks of TV in the can!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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ZDar Fan posted:

The problem with this is: how can you create a character more ridiculous and laughable than the actual Dixie Carter?

OOOOOH poo poo

IT'S VINCE RUSSO

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Chris James 2 posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/zN3GITD.gif[[/timg]

The 90s were a magical time

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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We never did get Onita's Wonder Crush Death Match.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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I think it would be a Superfund site.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBluf_YzRg4

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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They're actually having a drum of the smell of Rome burning shipped over from Disney World to add to the atmosphere of the Impact Zone that day.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

*child grips Monkey Paw*

I want to get into Universal Studios for free

You bastard

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Sotar posted:

Honestly I just want TNA to end so I can read The Death of TNA.

It's just the Death of WCW but with a find replace done.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Spud is the coolest ever and he deserves way better than this lovely company.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Oh my god :laffo:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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flashy_mcflash posted:

This is going to be a spoiler for the July 29 Impact but it's TNA so who cares


They shot a #1 contender's match for this episode (and a qualifying match that will air next week) that features Hernandez that they can no longer use. Since they're not taping again, they have no #1 contender anymore.

Like that's ever stopped them before.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Postal Parcel posted:

Jesus christ he really is going to die in the ring. How long was he planning on staying away before coming back to wrestling.

It was a minor surgery and I think they said he'd be cleared in three weeks.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Manik is just angling for Bram's next multi-year deal.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Rovert please give us the scoops

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

What are the chances of talent deliberately loving up the tapings at this point?

Like, do three episodes in and then all ditch at once

I swear that their last PPV's production going to poo poo for the main event was intentional

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Maxwell Lord posted:

D to the I to the XIE
She's the woman who wants to be in charge

Impact is back causin mass litigation
guess who's here the bad boys of lawyerin

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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CopywrightMMXI posted:

Who do you think their HH tattoos referred to?

He just wanted to show Paul their HustleBootyTempTats

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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That's a Disney employee behind them so TNA must have sprung for the expensive "I'm a celebrity" tour

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Dr. rear end posted:

The overwhelming majority of archival Hogan footage they showed on ESPN today was from TNA

WWE probably said "oh hell no" and that's all they could get

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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El Estrago Bonito posted:

TNA becomes the first wrestling to broadcast exclusively on Twitch.tv

VGCW has them beat by like years

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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According to the observer TNA fired MVP for telling them to bring in Hernandez in the first place

uhhhhh shouldn't it be TNA's lawyers' problem that Hernandez was under contract and not MVP's

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


TNA has been pre-empted by a much higher-drawing program.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubckx7X2Nd4

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