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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Borneo Jimmy posted:

Chilling stuff


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etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Borneo Jimmy posted:

Chilling stuff


I thought according to some website's data it was "Lisa Ann", a MILF with gigantic fake tits and a giant (possibly also fake) rear end.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

King Vidiot posted:

I thought according to some website's data it was "Lisa Ann", a MILF with gigantic fake tits and a giant (possibly also fake) rear end.

Lisa Ann is just really popular in Europe

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

this is loving awful and it makes lol every time

Both these links are :nws: , those facial abuse guys are such assholes
http://efukt.com/21244_Trolling_Wannabe_Pornstars_2K15.html

http://efukt.com/21237_Anally_Destroying_a_Mentally_Disturbed_Teenager.html

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

texaholic posted:

this is loving awful and it makes lol every time

Both these links are :nws: , those facial abuse guys are such assholes
http://efukt.com/21244_Trolling_Wannabe_Pornstars_2K15.html

So this is legal yet vanilla sex with a prostitute isn't? smh



lol I was wondering when something I'd wanked to was going to come up in this thread. That's Mandy Muse and she's legit a freak. I don't see what's wrong here? :shrug:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Benny Harvey posted:

So this is legal yet vanilla sex with a prostitute isn't? smh


lol I was wondering when something I'd wanked to was going to come up in this thread. That's Mandy Muse and she's legit a freak. I don't see what's wrong here? :shrug:

you jerked off to abuse porn

cams
Mar 28, 2003


King Vidiot posted:

I thought according to some website's data it was "Lisa Ann", a MILF with gigantic fake tits and a giant (possibly also fake) rear end.
people underestimate the value of performance in porn

gianna michaels was hot and had massive natural titties, sure, but she was a star because she rode a cock like no one ever. she belongs in the hall of fame.

lisa ann knows how to get that cock, she's earned her fame.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

cams posted:

gianna michaels was hot and had massive natural titties, sure, but she was a star because she rode a cock like no one ever. she belongs in the hall of fame.

well at least the piranhas found her tasty

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Benny Harvey posted:

I don't see what's wrong here? :shrug:

ur the problem mate.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
someone said rashida jones produced this right? Isnt she the daughter of an incredibly wealthy record label executive (or something like that)?

Rich actress who was born into success and never worked an honest day in her life: HEY U SLUTS STOP MAKING THIS EASY MONEY ITS BAD :sadfan:

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

drat horror queefs posted:

someone said rashida jones produced this right? Isnt she the daughter of an incredibly wealthy record label executive (or something like that)?

Rich actress who was born into success and never worked an honest day in her life: HEY U SLUTS STOP MAKING THIS EASY MONEY ITS BAD :sadfan:

She's not against porn.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

She's not against porn.

oh lol I stand corrected then

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Cowman posted:

you jerked off to abuse porn

I don't see what's abusive there. Just so we're clear I'm talking about the second clip not the first one.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
DRUM AND BASS

TOMORROW

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

DRUM AND BASS

TOMORROW

JONRE

JONRE

JONRE

So is she on meth or what?

Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe

King Vidiot posted:

I thought according to some website's data it was "Lisa Ann", a MILF with gigantic fake tits and a giant (possibly also fake) rear end.
According to pornhub

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Latinas are the best.

Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe
Notice how Asian, Ebony, and Latina are fast growing, which clearly reflects America's demographic changes.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
I too enjoy a pretty latina lady

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Borneo Jimmy posted:

According to pornhub


And who says Americans are homophobic?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Clochette posted:

And who says Americans are homophobic?

Not gay if it's two hot women

being throatfucked till they puke

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Benny Harvey posted:

Not gay if it's two hot women

being throatfucked till they puke

Your posts show that you were either not hugged enough, or hugged too much

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
I too enjoy lesbian teen stepmoms, and big booty big titted latina lesbians scissoring.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Borneo Jimmy posted:

According to pornhub


we're making progress but I see my work is not yet done

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/vZtw63b.gif :nws:

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
This documentary was pretty lazy and boring and seemed to poo poo on the women pretty hard??????

EDIT: it also seemed to portray the girl who was making significant amounts of money in Miami moving back in with her parents and working at a lovely restaurant in her lovely hometown as achieving some kind of moral victory

Wolfsheim fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Jul 6, 2015

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Borneo Jimmy posted:

Chilling stuff


good

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7vQSPBtwyc

where is that from cause its amazing

cams
Mar 28, 2003


if my memory of first seeing this is correct, there is a genre of porn (or a parody thing or something) where the premise is that this is the sexual encounter where the girl got for real pregnant, and that is the follow up to really hammer home that THAT BITCH GOT KNOCKED UP

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Toriori posted:

Your posts show that you were either not hugged enough, or hugged too much

Please don't kinkshame. Tia

Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe

Wolfsheim posted:

This documentary was pretty lazy and boring and seemed to poo poo on the women pretty hard??????

EDIT: it also seemed to portray the girl who was making significant amounts of money in Miami moving back in with her parents and working at a lovely restaurant in her lovely hometown as achieving some kind of moral victory

Reminds me of that A&E series that got cancelled where this ex-cop/preacher would go to sex workers pretend to be a client, and then try and convince them to quit their jobs with the promise of assistance that never materialized. (He did give them a hotline number though) Most of them just went broke or went back to hooking and got arrested.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

cams posted:

people underestimate the value of performance in porn

gianna michaels was hot and had massive natural titties, sure, but she was a star because she rode a cock like no one ever. she belongs in the hall of fame.

lisa ann knows how to get that cock, she's earned her fame.

Porn has a reputation for terrible acting and it's not entirely undeserved because it's cheaper to hire a hot girl who can say "oh yeah gimme cock" over and over but there are plenty of actresses who can act well. I almost like the terrible amateur poo poo though for the sheer entertainment factor of someone saying "what a giant cock oh my" and "yeah I am going to cum on you" in monotone voices like they're struggling to remember their lines.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



The offices of the porn company Rachel Steele does her incest porn videos from is down the road from my actual office. I wonder if I should stop by one day and see if they allow walk ins.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

vyst posted:

The offices of the porn company Rachel Steele does her incest porn videos from is down the road from my actual office. I wonder if I should stop by one day and see if they allow walk ins.

U can play the jealous partner getting cucked by your partner's brother lol

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

vyst posted:

The offices of the porn company Rachel Steele does her incest porn videos from is down the road from my actual office. I wonder if I should stop by one day and see if they allow walk ins.

the secret is to not ask if they allow walk ins. ask "is dad at work?" and they'll give you the VIP treatment

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

vyst posted:

The offices of the porn company Rachel Steele does her incest porn videos from is down the road from my actual office. I wonder if I should stop by one day and see if they allow walk ins.

maybe bring your mom

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Flesh Forge posted:

maybe bring your mom

Good idea

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