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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
so I'm popping at work and I also peed and the pee arched over the toilet and I to my pants on the floor I've been owned

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:itwaspoo:

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Professor Tomtom posted:

so I'm popping at work and I also peed and the pee arched over the toilet and I to my pants on the floor I've been owned

lmao u must have some kinda babydick for it to be pointing forward and up by defaul. unless you have like a elephants trunk that u have to dangle over the toilet seat but thats probably not much better when it comes to sex unless your erally good at sexing with your torpedo dick.
just shut the gently caress up.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
nice acorn dick bro

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
how is ur dilz so small this happens

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
I like how everyone in this thread automatically assume small dick cause they go through this on a daily basis.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Romes128 posted:

I like how everyone in this thread automatically assume small dick cause they go through this on a daily basis.

dicks hang down jerkwad unless theyre so tiny they just poke out of your crotch

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Oberleutnant posted:

dicks hang down jerkwad unless theyre so tiny they just poke out of your crotch

You would know.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Romes128 posted:

You would know.

actually my dick is a fuckig 3" blue veined diamon cutter. so gently caress You

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
its cool to have a small dick tho so ?

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Oberleutnant posted:

actually my dick is a fuckig 3" blue veined diamon cutter. so gently caress You

Rude.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

lol sttack of the poopy shart dongz

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
my dick is so small that when i ever i go (Sitting down of course) i piss all over my rear end and balls

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
romes128 is such an idiot his dick probably goes down the pipe into the sewer

nice sewer dick

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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Lmao it was the result of a pee stream from jacking off earlier. Owned.

Who Is Paul Blart fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Jul 2, 2015

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