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Mahoney! He's cool and funny. He's the hero. I want to be him. He get's the girl and then looses them between movies. Once he pranked Lt. Harris real good and then had sex with Sex and the City. Jones! He makes the sounds! Zoom! Pow! Zing! Kasqueek! Shhhreeeeem! Commandant Lassard! I could say many, many, many things about this great man. Enjoys a diet based on goldfish. Tackleberry! Republican. Sweetchuck! Small and sweet. Has a thing for bad boy Zed, but doesn't know how to express it. Loves watching boats pass by. The Arsonist! Mahoney's nemesis. Always burning stuff smugly and evading the police for 7 movies. Zed! A sad character. Orphaned into a life of confusing crime. Has a disease no one wants to talk about. Callahan! She's got it all. Legs! Tits! Shoes! rear end! A woman a man might want to touch on occasion, but she likes Tackleberry's big guns. Evil Mahoney! Is only in one movie, where he teams up with the Arsonist to try and burn down the garden in the academy. A dastardly fiend! Geurlegson! The gardener. A gentle man with mysterious past. Doesn't like Mahoney, since he is always stealing his plants to brew his doppelganger potions. Harris! He's loud and crude, but has a heart of gold. You can see it if you watch the deleted scenes. Everyone bullies and beats him daily. His leg is a prosthetic. His arm is an eel. He wants to die, but cannot due to the curse. Who is your favorite Police Academy character? Pleaase tell me.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 22:47 |
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no
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 22:52 |
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this is a post
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 22:54 |
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 22:55 |
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 22:59 |
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Tackleberry died quite a while ago.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 23:02 |
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Count Freebasie posted:Tackleberry died quite a while ago. but he will live on in our hearts. my favorite Tackleberry scene is when he disarms and shoots that robber in the tent store! This was right after the academy was sold (temporarily!) since Lassard had the plague for a while.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 23:05 |
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After Ghostbusters is done they're gonna make a fat lady comedian Police Academy movie so enjoy it while you can
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 23:40 |
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ONE IN THE OVEN
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 23:42 |
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Network Pesci posted:ONE IN THE OVEN i dunno what the holocausthas to do with this op
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 23:47 |
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what, no hooks voted 1
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 23:48 |
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No Hightower = fail
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 23:48 |
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SD-455 posted:No Hightower = fail
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 23:59 |
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SD-455 posted:No Hightower = fail
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:10 |
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MAH-HOO-KNEEEEEEEE!
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:16 |
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I think Mauser was paralyzed a while back too
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:38 |
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some goon lived next to jones.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:40 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJdmnMtpAwI
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:41 |
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Police Academy reboot by Adam Sandler and his stable of friends. Dude who makes the mouth noises appears as cameo (assuming he's not dead).
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:42 |
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I like the one where some mom wanted tackleberry to talk to her kid cuz he didn't want to get out of the car to go to school and he just fired some tear gas into the car lol
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:43 |
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Attitude Indicator posted:
Fun fact. He's dead. Also, best character was the rapey wop in the first one.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:52 |
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long time ago a goon posted that he went to visit his parents (in retiree condos maybe?) and noisemaker dude was in their living room making noises he was their neighbor or something e: is captain mauser (a yowzer yowzer), hooks, hightower, blanks and dopeland not good enough for pics in the op?
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:55 |
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Also fackler
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 01:04 |
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The only thing I remember about these movies was when during some training drill the crazy cop just roared really loudly and the doors busted down. I will not be messing with that guy
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 01:08 |
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I didn't hear anybody laughing
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 01:44 |
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SD-455 posted:No Hightower = fail A shameful OP.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:10 |
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No Hightower, voted 1 and called the OP a human being
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:13 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:No Hightower, voted 1 and called the OP a human being You're doing the Lord's work.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:19 |
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Came for the Blue Oyster Bar. Was drat disappointed.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:55 |
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Did they ever show Jones making out or loving? I bet he has aweosme poo poo for those moments
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 03:04 |
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by popular demand: Hightower! He's big and strong, and a real ladies man. All the other policmen trust him with their lives, and souls! He's a very religious man, as can be seen in Police Academy: Backfire, where he prays the homosexuality out of Jones. He also likes flowers, hats, tires, shoes, wine, vines and numbers in surprising orders. A real go getter.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 07:42 |
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Nuts and Gum posted:Did they ever show Jones making out or loving? I bet he has aweosme poo poo for those moments it's implied in the third movies that Jones is very shy and uncomfortable with his own sexuality. we all have our crosses to bear.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 07:43 |
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Lord of Pie posted:After Ghostbusters is done they're gonna make a fat lady comedian Police Academy movie so enjoy it while you can No. Next is Fat Ladies Porky's and Fat Ladies Stripes (also known as Vertical Stripes). Personally, I'm looking forward to Fat Ladies Weekend at Bernie's but that won't be until 2019 (if man is still alive).
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 08:17 |
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Laverne Hooks! She is very shy, but in critical situations: "[a thug, after being knocked down some stairs, realizes he's still got a gun in his waist. He reaches for it, and a revolver is pointed in his face] *Don't move, dirtbag!*"
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 08:25 |
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SD-455 posted:No Hightower = fail Good man. It is what the people loving deserved.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 08:25 |
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police academy has a rich and nuanced lore, the likes of which your flimsy marvel movies could never even dream of attaining "ya ma ya ma ya ma ya ma ya man" -police man
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 08:35 |
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I dropped out of police academy to smoke weed and masturbate. E/N, how do I stop my parents from finding out?
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 08:42 |
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You forgot another one, but it's alright, everyone always forgets about Hooks.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 08:44 |
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I liked the Police Academy cartoon better than any of the movies.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 08:47 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 06:49 |
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This was my face when I saw there was no Hightower or Proctor.JnnyThndrs posted:Came for the Blue Oyster Bar. They have the best salad bar in town. Rand alPaul fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Jul 3, 2015 |
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