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You loving dick pies with your stupid beards. You loving poo poo grabbers with your goddamn flannel shirts. You're not a lumberjack, cuntcrack. The gently caress outta here with your competitive ironic pretend self deprecating swagger that actually pushes that whole thing into a new arena of machismo. Hey piss up a rope if you like to talk about bands you like. There's only one band that matters, and it's not a band, it's Bjork. gently caress you.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:19 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:47 |
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nice girl jeans homo lets see how well you like them around your ankles
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:20 |
clammy posted:You loving dick pies with your stupid beards. You loving poo poo grabbers with your goddamn flannel shirts. You're not a lumberjack, cuntcrack. The gently caress outta here with your competitive ironic pretend self deprecating swagger that actually pushes that whole thing into a new arena of machismo. Hey piss up a rope if you like to talk about bands you like. There's only one band that matters, and it's not a band, it's Bjork. gently caress you. Hey, hey hey - How do you piss up a rope?
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:21 |
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Men. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Cancelled.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:21 |
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clammy posted:You loving dick pies with your stupid beards. You loving poo poo grabbers with your goddamn flannel shirts. You're not a lumberjack, cuntcrack. The gently caress outta here with your competitive ironic pretend self deprecating swagger that actually pushes that whole thing into a new arena of machismo. Hey piss up a rope if you like to talk about bands you like. There's only one band that matters, and it's not a band, it's Bjork. gently caress you. Good post, sincerely
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:36 |
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beta male op detected
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:37 |
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The original post is good. but the stuff listed aint manly stuff its like poser hipster manly ironic stuff. Real manly stuff is like working on your car, shooting guns, or fighting random dudes at the bar, all of which i support
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:41 |
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clammy posted:You loving dick pies with your stupid beards. You loving poo poo grabbers with your goddamn flannel shirts. You're not a lumberjack, cuntcrack. The gently caress outta here with your competitive ironic pretend self deprecating swagger that actually pushes that whole thing into a new arena of machismo. Hey piss up a rope if you like to talk about bands you like. There's only one band that matters, and it's not a band, it's Bjork. gently caress you. The only time I'm not doing manly stuff is when I'm banging your mom.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:55 |
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Guy who's trying to be manly: *in a joking voice* haha I will gently caress you in the butt or something to that extent Guy who's actually cool: *has sex with a man, in a GGG way where both him and his sex partner feel happy afterwards, maybe gets in a little cuddle time on the couch while watching netflix* Another guy who's cool: *does the same thing as the second guy, except with a woman or other gender*
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 01:01 |
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I care a lot about what you like OP. Please tell me more.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 01:04 |
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clammy posted:Guy who's trying to be manly: *in a joking voice* haha I will gently caress you in the butt or something to that extent All the guys on your block: *does the same thing as the last 2 guys but with your mom and no cuddling*
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 01:10 |
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Wow, you like punk rock? AND Pabst Blue RIbbon???? You know the guy who liked PBR in Blue Velvet was the bad guy, right? I mean Dennis Hopper's character was completely unlikeable by any standard. And PBR is a corporate beer, but I guess you wouldn't care since all the punk bands you like are on mini-corp labels nowadays if not straight up major label. And jello biafra? He's a loving idiot with a child's understanding of international politics. But hey, nice manly punk rock thing you got going on, Not
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 01:12 |
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clammy posted:You loving dick pies with your stupid beards. http://i.imgur.com/x26ykIt.jpg
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 01:23 |
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clammy posted:Wow, you like punk rock? AND Pabst Blue RIbbon???? You know the guy who liked PBR in Blue Velvet was the bad guy, right? I mean Dennis Hopper's character was completely unlikeable by any standard. And PBR is a corporate beer, but I guess you wouldn't care since all the punk bands you like are on mini-corp labels nowadays if not straight up major label. And jello biafra? He's a loving idiot with a child's understanding of international politics. But hey, nice manly punk rock thing you got going on, Not The easiest way to identiy an out of touch person is if they complain about pbr.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 01:25 |
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ArbitraryC posted:The easiest way to identiy an out of touch person is if they complain about pbr. Isn't PBR owned by the Russians now?
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 01:27 |
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Oh wow you're so on the cutting edge of cool, you know what brands are good to like and what brands are yesterday's old moldy sausage. Well, guess what, how about you just do what YOU like and don't worry about it? But I guess you don't know what you like because you're too caught up in riding the manly wave of consumer consciousness.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 01:32 |
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clammy posted:Oh wow you're so on the cutting edge of cool, you know what brands are good to like and what brands are yesterday's old moldy sausage. Well, guess what, how about you just do what YOU like and don't worry about it? But I guess you don't know what you like because you're too caught up in riding the manly wave of consumer consciousness. Some hard truths from clammy.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 01:43 |
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Hobohemian posted:Isn't PBR owned by the Russians now?
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 01:47 |
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congrats on coming out, op. how did your dad take it?
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 01:50 |
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:how did your dad take it? Up the arse?
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:01 |
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heh, I'm such a manly man I like to make jokes that insinuate unkind sterotypical characterizations of both gay people and the person I'm insulting, but in a subtle way so i can claim irony defense if i get called out on it. NOT! actually, I'm a good person with good attitudes about stuff
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:14 |
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Qvindtar posted:Hey, hey hey -
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:16 |
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clammy posted:You loving dick pies with your stupid beards. You loving poo poo grabbers with your goddamn flannel shirts. You're not a lumberjack, cuntcrack. The gently caress outta here with your competitive ironic pretend self deprecating swagger that actually pushes that whole thing into a new arena of machismo. Hey piss up a rope if you like to talk about bands you like. There's only one band that matters, and it's not a band, it's Bjork. gently caress you. no gently caress you if you don't like pink Floyd you bitch
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:16 |
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clammy posted:heh, I'm such a manly man I like to make jokes that insinuate unkind sterotypical characterizations of both gay people and the person I'm insulting, but in a subtle way so i can claim irony defense if i get called out on it. NOT! actually, I'm a good person with good attitudes about stuff Hot dog:hallway :: Fire hydrant:clammy's rear end in a top hat
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:19 |
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how does this make u feel
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:21 |
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clammy posted:heh, I'm such a manly man I like to make jokes that insinuate unkind sterotypical characterizations of both gay people and the person I'm insulting, but in a subtle way so i can claim irony defense if i get called out on it. NOT! actually, I'm a good person with good attitudes about stuff when you see manly men you get real hard, like rock solid and it reminds u of ure latent gayness and ur self hate makes u react negatively imho
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:22 |
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You probably just need some testosterone injections, OP.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:27 |
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What about soccer practice? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tzr0n_Usk
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:27 |
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angerbeet posted:What about soccer practice? those guys are cool, they're just having a good time. NOT! spoarts!? are you kidding me? just another excuse for guys to act all manly with a ball and pretend they're warriors from days of old
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:38 |
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clammy posted:those guys are cool, they're just having a good time. NOT! spoarts!? are you kidding me? just another excuse for guys to act all manly with a ball and pretend they're warriors from days of old lol if you don't like to do manly things. what about dirty things? lets do some soccer practice.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:44 |
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i don't mind kicking a ball around as long as were not being all manly about it. like if we're just kicking it back and forth and smiling and giggling, and it doesn't really matter who wins. but the second you start pulling that jockish competitive poo poo with me i'm walking straight to the bus stop and checking my phone for when the next bus shows up
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 03:12 |
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clammy posted:i don't mind kicking a ball around as long as were not being all manly about it. like if we're just kicking it back and forth and smiling and giggling, and it doesn't really matter who wins. but the second you start pulling that jockish competitive poo poo with me i'm walking straight to the bus stop and checking my phone for when the next bus shows up There is nothing manly about the sissy game of soccer; so don't worry, your effete instincts have not failed you.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 03:25 |
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I'm just real boring
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:34 |
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clammy posted:... i'm walking straight to the bus stop and checking my phone for when the next bus shows up AKA, waiting for a bus. Take that, patriarchy!
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 19:16 |
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Hi, Clammy
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 19:18 |
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who wants to SPAR?
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 19:19 |
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clam fan's man plan
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 19:24 |
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the most important part of this thread is to realize that OP rides public transportation and is not worth talking to or acknowledging as a human being.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 19:25 |
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cool tree bro posted:the most important part of this thread is to realize that OP rides public transportation and is not worth talking to or acknowledging as a human being. What is a car but a symbolic phallus with an internal combustion engine? Raping the Earth and ruining our health in the name of some masculine mythology. *pays $2 to sit in hobo piss*
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 19:40 |
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logical phalluses posted:how does this make u feel He'd be super cute without the gross beard At least mustaches aren't a thing anymore
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