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unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp

:synpa:

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Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together
one of my exs got pregnant from some random dude and managed to convince one of her old internet boyfriends to marry her and take care of them

before theyd even married she was already buying him fathers day poo poo like worlds best dad mugs and dad slippers and posting on facebook about it

it was pretty gross but lol at the same time

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Redkist posted:

Is there any way to go about this where I don't get an STD if not I'll take one for the team just asking

pay a prostitute to harvest her pussy juices, I do it all the time

Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!
Pretty sure he does that. I dunno, I have my own issues, it's just so weird/upsetting to watch.

jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012
i think like the 10 hottest girls at my work all have kids, not like you have to be their dad or anything. you can be the wacky uncle who's banging their mom.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Redkist posted:

Pretty sure he does that. I dunno, I have my own issues, it's just so weird/upsetting to watch.

sounds like you should just hook up with him

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
As you approach age 30 the pool of women interested in your still single rear end dramatically decreases, so finding women without kids is a rarity. You get to bang the hot mom and then get to sit there when the kid is going crazy because you're not the dad, poo poo isn't that bad.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

why are you dating your wife

lol if you dont date your wife

just loving lol

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Demon Of The Fall posted:

As you approach age 30 the pool of women interested in your still single rear end dramatically decreases, so finding women without kids is a rarity. You get to bang the hot mom and then get to sit there when the kid is going crazy because you're not the dad, poo poo isn't that bad.

Lol hell no. Cmon son youre not even 30 yet and youre already giving up smh

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

As you approach age 30 the pool of women interested in your still single rear end dramatically decreases, so finding women without kids is a rarity. You get to bang the hot mom and then get to sit there when the kid is going crazy because you're not the dad, poo poo isn't that bad.

sounds like a pretty depressing start to the rest of your miserable life good loving luck

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Lol hell no. Cmon son youre not even 30 yet and youre already giving up smh

I'm 32 and its not giving up haha enjoy being lonely I guess

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Demon Of The Fall posted:

As you approach age 30 the pool of women interested in your still single rear end dramatically decreases, so finding women without kids is a rarity. You get to bang the hot mom and then get to sit there when the kid is going crazy because you're not the dad, poo poo isn't that bad.

actually if you are not a complete gently caress up and are willing to date women your age your pool goes up because most straighht men who aren't complete piles of poo poo will be married at that point

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I'm 32 and its not giving up haha enjoy being lonely I guess

true, only winners date single-rear end moms

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I'm 32 and its not giving up haha enjoy being lonely I guess

im 30 and just banged a 20 year old with a tight body and a nice rear end bah dah dah duh duh i'm lovin' it

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

im 30 and just banged a 20 year old with a tight body and a nice rear end bah dah dah duh duh i'm lovin' it

Grats bro, same here except she's 24 :hfive:

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
Last kissed a girl in 96

You lovely gently caress gently caress poo poo

Fastball LIVE in concert fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Jul 3, 2015

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Well, you're supposed to just make whoopie with single moms, not actually date them and get into a relationship with them. Like if you aren't fooling around with a woman who is the mother of children in your adult life, you're doing things in an incorrect way, but if you're dating the mother of another man's child then your actions are even more wrong. Marrying a woman who has already reproduced for another man is just so wrong, it's unbelievable.

Cocks.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

your life must suck a lot to be forced into that. get your poo poo together, idiot.

I have two stepchildren. One is attending a very very prestigious school in the Boston area and the other will likely do that same. It is pretty great because I never really wanted little kids. My life is actually also really great so :shrug:




Furthermore the July rule loving sucks.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Also her kid is 2 but looks like a small man, he's buff as hell and will be the next lebron james and make me rich so I can roll around in money Scrooge mcduck style, lol at you poor childless virgins

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

"a fat girl or a girl with kids"
One and the same.



motherfucker.

FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Jul 3, 2015

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i think dating a girl with kids could be cool because you get to be like a cool dad-figure to them but in the end you don't have any real responsibility

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Harald posted:

i think dating a girl with kids could be cool because you get to be like a cool dad-figure to them but in the end you don't have any real responsibility

Pretty much. You can whisper in their ear about socialism and the horrors of religion and then blame it on their real dad.

Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!

Demon Of The Fall posted:

As you approach age 30 the pool of women interested in your still single rear end dramatically decreases, so finding women without kids is a rarity. You get to bang the hot mom and then get to sit there when the kid is going crazy because you're not the dad, poo poo isn't that bad.

Dude women start looking lovely far before men why do you think there's makeup xD bad troll post

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP

Deathface posted:

Last kissed a girl in 96

You lovely gently caress gently caress poo poo

imma rape your little baby cornhole, fucker

Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!

Harald posted:

i think dating a girl with kids could be cool because you get to be like a cool dad-figure to them but in the end you don't have any real responsibility

lmao yeah it's really fun growing up with an endless stream of casual dad-figures

not that anyones thinking of the kids itt

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
wait hold on....what if you honestly prefer fat girls over thin girls?

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

The Taint Reaper posted:

wait hold on....what if you honestly prefer fat girls over thin girls?

taint reaped again

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

taint reaped again

Think about it man, those guys are like the weirdos who eat the licorice jellybeans.

They can have all they want, because nobody else is gonna touch them. They going to gently caress the most women in number and by sheer volume.

My god....

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

The Taint Reaper posted:

Think about it man, those guys are like the weirdos who eat the licorice jellybeans.

They can have all they want, because nobody else is gonna touch them. They going to gently caress the most women in number and by sheer volume.

My god....

there's too many people in on it, they call it harpooning

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Demon Of The Fall posted:

As you approach age 30 the pool of women interested in your still single rear end dramatically decreases, so finding women without kids is a rarity. You get to bang the hot mom and then get to sit there when the kid is going crazy because you're not the dad, poo poo isn't that bad.

Please do not listen to this clearly insane human being. It is common knowledge that women only become sane and rational beings at the age of 25 and that a 30 year old guy is probably definitely going to have more money than a 25 year old guy.


He is setting you up for some heartbreak and mondo alimony payments.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

there's too many people in on it, they call it harpooning

While there may be many, there is clearly still not enough :pervert:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

what if the girl with kids is your wife and they are your kids

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

YATR lol

basement jihadist fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Jul 3, 2015

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
You don't really go on dates with your wife

it's more of a "prelude to loving" kinda deal because you both know it's gonna happen. Like there's no surprises at this point you both are going to wind up naked and drunk by the end of the night and then you wake up at 1 am and go "oh gently caress we left the kids at your mother's place" get dressed quickly and run out to pick them up and then pray to god that you don't wake them up on the ride home.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

The Taint Reaper posted:



it's more of a "prelude to loving" kinda deal because you both know it's gonna happen.


all dates 4 me

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

I dunno I didn;t do the first two dates because I wasn't sure I could trust her yet.

Third date it kinda just happened.

Also never accept a condom from a girl you don't know and always carry your own, like the standard rule of thumb is for every credit card in your wallet you are to carry three condoms for each one.

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
I once had a chubby gf and she was kinda allright then she started to get real fat so I broke up with her.
And I have no experience dating women with kids. I don't like kids tbh so bonding with another guy's crotchspawn is out of the question.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

The Taint Reaper posted:

I dunno I didn;t do the first two dates because I wasn't sure I could trust her yet.

Third date it kinda just happened.

Also never accept a condom from a girl you don't know and always carry your own, like the standard rule of thumb is for every credit card in your wallet you are to carry three condoms for each one.

woah i've been unprepared... where did this rule come from??

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I've very rarely seen the Dating already with kids thing work out unless it's a much older couple who already have children on both sides.

If you're single and dating a girl with kids, you're already outnumbered and are fighting an uphill battle.


The worst ones are the Betas who have next to no experience with women and then date a girl with a few kids and then start acting like they have magic Dad powers and really have no idea what parenting is. And they get scammed out of a ton of time and money by the end.

also real good chance that if it was a Divorce the kids have different dads. Widows are a whole 'nother deal.

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haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
Stay the hell away from single moms if you seek a relationship. They'll trick you into caring about their kids.
- a lonely masturbator

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