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trying to avoid jail time type of reactions to this in my daily life im 6'1 175 i wanna murder u for saying that but i cant
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:07 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 06:22 |
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I'm fat as gently caress. I never say that to thin people. I just eat another 6 donuts.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:08 |
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people do it man. it's legit insane. "cuz even if im slightly underweight thats 100% better than the stress ur putting on your organs" is hard to just rattle off at will
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:10 |
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my 300 pound aunt called me unhealthy every thanksgiving dinner for 20 years until i asked her 'what do you consider healthy?' and the room went quiet
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:11 |
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Poke them in the belly and make the pillsbury doughboy giggle
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:12 |
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Maybe go see a therapist so basic social interaction isn't so loving difficult for you?
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:12 |
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Cram it fatso
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:13 |
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being 6' 1" and 170 goddamn owns agreed op
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:13 |
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Hobohemian posted:Maybe go see a therapist so basic social interaction isn't so loving difficult for you? i did and he told me that masturbating 5 times a day wasn't a big deal cant trust therapists mayne
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:13 |
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get really swole, beat them up
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:14 |
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honestly "get jacked and beat up fat people" is the solution to a lot of life's problems
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:15 |
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just ask if they want your leftovers
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:15 |
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when your mom said it I told her not to talk with her mouth full
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:16 |
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jackyl posted:just ask if they want your leftovers this sounds pretty funny and someone should try it i already used up my 1 comeback when i offended my fat aunt.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:28 |
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'you ate all the food'
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:29 |
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their vision is mostly motion based so just stay still and blend into the background
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:29 |
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Nobody says that to me because I'm relatively fat. Even though I understand that cooking for myself at home using fresh ingredients from the grocery is cheaper and better for me, I still give in to temptation and eat more expensive, high calorie food from restaurants that's not as filling. Because of that, and because I'm lazy and don't work out, I'm fat, and people never say that to me.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:43 |
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Redkist posted:trying to avoid jail time type of reactions to this in my daily life this has never happened.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:45 |
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angerbeet posted:their vision is mostly motion based so just stay still and blend into the background I fuckin' knew it.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:47 |
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Claim to have a tapeworm, offer to sell them one
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:47 |
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laugh in their loving face
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 02:49 |
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"Because eating more than you need is wasteful and immoral, namaste."
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 03:31 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:this has never happened. what are you even saying didnt happen? how is any of what i said unbelievable wow
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:15 |
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Tell them you are a heroin addict then burst into tears.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:18 |
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Redkist posted:what are you even saying didnt happen? I don't believe that your 6'1" and 175lbs
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:19 |
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okay lmao
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:21 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I don't believe that your 6'1" and 175lbs
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:22 |
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i mean what do you even say to "i dont believe you are a very average height and weight" yea man im lyin about this
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:23 |
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just ask why they are so fat wth
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:23 |
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i flex literally
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:24 |
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usually I would tell your mom that I'm so thin cause I'm banging her all the time, hth op
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:25 |
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Redkist posted:okay lmao its not impossible, but I when I was a swimmer I was 6'2" and 174.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:25 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:its not impossible, but I when I was a swimmer I was 6'2" and 174.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:27 |
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yeah but my dick isn't, baby
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:29 |
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PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:Nobody says that to me because I'm relatively fat. Even though I understand that cooking for myself at home using fresh ingredients from the grocery is cheaper and better for me, I still give in to temptation and eat more expensive, high calorie food from restaurants that's not as filling. Because of that, and because I'm lazy and don't work out, I'm fat, and people never say that to me. This. I do have that 1800's strongman body going for me though.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:30 |
gently caress man my dick is really big and cool looking
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:33 |
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he got banned guessing this fool was posting a lil unsober!
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:34 |
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gaze slowly upward from her gunt, pass over her formless pudding torso, then with a neutral look of surveyorship of your face stare into the failed creamed custard pile that is her face and call her fat
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:40 |
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or say tothe whole room 'this is wht happens when u fry an egg on a coal boiler'
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:45 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 06:22 |
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extra stout posted:my 300 pound aunt called me unhealthy every thanksgiving dinner for 20 years until i asked her 'what do you consider healthy?' and the room went quiet Best.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 07:05 |