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Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!
trying to avoid jail time type of reactions to this in my daily life

im 6'1 175 i wanna murder u for saying that but i cant

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Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



I'm fat as gently caress. I never say that to thin people. I just eat another 6 donuts.

Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!
people do it man. it's legit insane. "cuz even if im slightly underweight thats 100% better than the stress ur putting on your organs" is hard to just rattle off at will

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
my 300 pound aunt called me unhealthy every thanksgiving dinner for 20 years until i asked her 'what do you consider healthy?' and the room went quiet

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Poke them in the belly and make the pillsbury doughboy giggle

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Maybe go see a therapist so basic social interaction isn't so loving difficult for you?

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Cram it fatso

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
being 6' 1" and 170 goddamn owns agreed op

Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!

Hobohemian posted:

Maybe go see a therapist so basic social interaction isn't so loving difficult for you?

i did and he told me that masturbating 5 times a day wasn't a big deal ;)

cant trust therapists mayne

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
get really swole, beat them up

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
honestly "get jacked and beat up fat people" is the solution to a lot of life's problems

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
just ask if they want your leftovers

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
when your mom said it I told her not to talk with her mouth full

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

jackyl posted:

just ask if they want your leftovers

this sounds pretty funny and someone should try it i already used up my 1 comeback when i offended my fat aunt.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
'you ate all the food'

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
their vision is mostly motion based so just stay still and blend into the background

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003
Nobody says that to me because I'm relatively fat. Even though I understand that cooking for myself at home using fresh ingredients from the grocery is cheaper and better for me, I still give in to temptation and eat more expensive, high calorie food from restaurants that's not as filling. Because of that, and because I'm lazy and don't work out, I'm fat, and people never say that to me.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Redkist posted:

trying to avoid jail time type of reactions to this in my daily life

im 6'1 175 i wanna murder u for saying that but i cant

this has never happened.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

angerbeet posted:

their vision is mostly motion based so just stay still and blend into the background

I fuckin' knew it.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Claim to have a tapeworm, offer to sell them one

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe
laugh in their loving face

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

"Because eating more than you need is wasteful and immoral, namaste."

Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

this has never happened.

what are you even saying didnt happen?

how is any of what i said unbelievable wow

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Tell them you are a heroin addict then burst into tears.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Redkist posted:

what are you even saying didnt happen?

how is any of what i said unbelievable wow

I don't believe that your 6'1" and 175lbs

Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!
okay lmao

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I don't believe that your 6'1" and 175lbs
:confused:

Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!
i mean what do you even say to "i dont believe you are a very average height and weight" yea man im lyin about this

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

just ask why they are so fat wth

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
i flex

literally

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


usually I would tell your mom that I'm so thin cause I'm banging her all the time, hth op

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Redkist posted:

okay lmao

its not impossible, but I when I was a swimmer I was 6'2" and 174.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

its not impossible, but I when I was a swimmer I was 6'2" and 174.
:confused:

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
yeah but my dick isn't, baby

Rahns
Feb 15, 2008
My ass belongs to peo

PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:

Nobody says that to me because I'm relatively fat. Even though I understand that cooking for myself at home using fresh ingredients from the grocery is cheaper and better for me, I still give in to temptation and eat more expensive, high calorie food from restaurants that's not as filling. Because of that, and because I'm lazy and don't work out, I'm fat, and people never say that to me.

This.
I do have that 1800's strongman body going for me though.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

gently caress man my dick is really big and cool looking

Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!

he got banned guessing this fool was posting a lil unsober!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
gaze slowly upward from her gunt, pass over her formless pudding torso, then with a neutral look of surveyorship of your face stare into the failed creamed custard pile that is her face and call her fat

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
or say tothe whole room 'this is wht happens when u fry an egg on a coal boiler'

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burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

extra stout posted:

my 300 pound aunt called me unhealthy every thanksgiving dinner for 20 years until i asked her 'what do you consider healthy?' and the room went quiet

Best.

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