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gently caress poo poo rear end oval office
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HENGRY BUNG posted:gently caress poo poo rear end oval office thats a lot of push ups i can do like 20 in a row but i try to do about 50 in a sitting because noodle arms suck
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Jul 3, 2015 07:29
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Bitch im bruce lee, chop karate. Bitch im hulk hogan, flexin joe rogan Bitch im Jackie chan, train in Japan Bitch im mike Tyson, I bitch slap a bison Bitch im Muhammed Ali, my dicks hard - I can't pee.
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Jul 3, 2015 07:48
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So if I'm reading this right, you guys pretty much can't do any pushups?
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Jul 3, 2015 07:51
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i did 37 loving pushups 
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Jul 3, 2015 07:56
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- hi
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Ocean Book posted:i did 37 loving pushups 
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Jul 3, 2015 07:59
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Is a loving pushup like a dick pushup?
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Jul 3, 2015 08:06
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gently caress pushups. How many pullups can you do?
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Jul 3, 2015 08:34
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Tubesock Holocaust posted:gently caress pushups. That's very advanced lets start slow, troll
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Jul 3, 2015 08:41
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Jul 3, 2015 09:29
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How much do you bench op? Unless you wear a backpack full of bricks while doing your pushups, you are only moving about 60% of your body weight. So unless you are a huge fat fatty, thats not a very impressive amount.
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Jul 3, 2015 09:30
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0 i sprained my wrist mountain biking 
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Jul 3, 2015 09:30
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Lunixnerd posted:How much do you bench op? Unless you wear a backpack full of bricks while doing your pushups, you are only moving about 60% of your body weight. So unless you are a huge fat fatty, thats not a very impressive amount. Lol this guy. I cant believe how fuckignretarded you are man, like Jesus christs
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Jul 3, 2015 09:31
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who cares let me know when you make a pullup thread bitch, if you can't do 10 minimum then kill yourself. I can and i'm 5' 10 205 lbs
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Jul 3, 2015 09:33
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better start working out you babies, have fun being dead at 45
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Jul 3, 2015 09:34
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I bench 50-60lbs with the barbell, tough guy  that's way harder than the 45 this guy above me is talking about
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Jul 3, 2015 09:34
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Ramsus posted:who cares nice humblebrag about being fat
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Jul 3, 2015 09:46
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I can do some. That's right, some. It's more than I could do 6 months ago, when I did few, and my trainer is pleased with my progress. Eventually I will go from some to many.
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Jul 3, 2015 09:49
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Grandmother of Five posted:nice humblebrag about being fat like 5x more powerful than you, can't even lift your own retarded body
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Jul 3, 2015 09:50
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Go home from work. Do as many as you can. 20? Let's say 20. Do that, three times a night, every night of the week except for Friday and Saturday. Rest for ~5 minutes between sets. If you're a friendless hermit nerd, do Friday and Saturday nights as well. After a full week of that, do 3 sets of 25. Then a week later, of 30. Keep going. In 4 months you're doing 300 pushups a night in sets of 100. You can knock that out in half an episode of Game of Thrones or whatever poo poo your doughy rear end would be sitting in front of the TV for anyway. It's real loving simple, but you have to want it.
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Jul 3, 2015 10:13
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Breetai posted:
It's real loving simple having muscular imbalances by only doing push but no pull
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Jul 3, 2015 10:17
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So do some other poo poo. This is the pushup thread.
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Jul 3, 2015 10:18
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I'm like 225 goddamn pounds and I do 30-35 push-ups in one go. Kinda disappointing. Edit: I'm a big fat baby haris pilton fucked around with this message at 10:59 on Jul 3, 2015 |
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Jul 3, 2015 10:41
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I do anywhere from 4 to 10 sets of 25 erryday, could do more but I think its a good number. usually stick around 100 but it really matters how I'm feelin I'm p proud of my pullup prowess too because in school I was always the kid who couldn't evne do half a pull up and got poo poo for it
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Jul 3, 2015 10:44
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My local gym has a 'challenge board' and I currently hold the record for most pushups in a minute (55). I think that's a beatable score but  I'll take it
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Jul 3, 2015 10:50
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50 or 60 i think
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Jul 3, 2015 11:00
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maybe 5 if you put a turkey club on the floor under me
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Jul 3, 2015 11:02
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Homestar Runner posted:My local gym has a 'challenge board' and I currently hold the record for most pushups in a minute (55). I used to do 60 loving push-ups in one go, you oval office. Now I'm a big retard son of a bitch who can't get to 40. I hope I die so the shame won't consume me anymore.
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Jul 3, 2015 11:03
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I just did some to see. 93. Could've done more but I want breakfast.
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Jul 3, 2015 11:04
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100 pushups but i cant do 10 situps?? help where are my chest mussles
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Jul 3, 2015 11:04
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If it makes you feel better, if we're talking one go / no time restriction then I'm doing over 100
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Jul 3, 2015 11:05
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That doesn't make me feel better. Why would you loving think that? adhere to the July rules you philistines
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Jul 3, 2015 11:10
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Homestar Runner posted:If it makes you feel better, if we're talking one go / no time restriction then I'm doing over 100 what about in 2 minutes only buddy boy fudge
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Jul 3, 2015 11:13
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yah but how good are you at sports?
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Jul 3, 2015 11:14
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numberoneposter posted:yah but how good are you at sports? pretty lovely
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Jul 3, 2015 11:20
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Every night before bed (for the last 4 days  ) I've been doing 10 regular pullups, 5 other way round arm pullups and 20 pressups, but then 2 more of each every night. I now have arms the size of a slightly larger ants
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Jul 3, 2015 11:21
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i did 39 and now i feel sick maybe i should go to the gym occasionally
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Jul 3, 2015 11:29
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im going to crush the time trial on the 7th. my legs are pretty good for max power kick but my functional power threshold is pretty pretty good. i ride people off my wheel if they dare to draft. my hill climbing needs some work though...by that i mean i need to stop being so fat
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Jul 3, 2015 11:32
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i dont know yet, i started doing pushups at 11 years old and now I am 35 and still going, i definitely have more in me. i do three sets of ten every day but i feel like the day i am done doing pushups is still a long ways off so i don't know how many total there will be yet
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Jul 3, 2015 12:06
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genesplicer posted:I can do some. That's right, some. It's more than I could do 6 months ago, when I did few, and my trainer is pleased with my progress. Eventually I will go from some to many. Be careful genesplicer! as you age your bones can become weak and brittle and the chance of your arms failing and disintegrating into a thousand pieces increases
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