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I'll pushup my fists in your loving face.
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Max at 30, but then I am a very fat man.
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Jul 3, 2015 21:18
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Tautologicus posted:i just took a video of myself doing 35 but i realized i wasn't going down far enough for it to really count as a good pushup. i attribute that to a wrist injury i got a bunch of years ago that has never healed. i could probably do about 25 or so with my nose almost touching the ground each time but i haven't tried that yet. i'm not doing this for the thread, the question legitimately made me curious about my current physical fitness (not great). 
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Jul 3, 2015 21:20
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oncearoundaltair posted:I'll pushup my fists in your loving face.
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Jul 3, 2015 21:23
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it coutns when the gut touches the ground
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Jul 3, 2015 21:31
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can only do a pyramid set up to 6 because I've been doing nothing but working and drinking. I should probably fix that.
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Jul 3, 2015 21:32
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What if your so fat that when your arms are fully extended your gut touches the floor?
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Jul 3, 2015 21:35
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spud posted:What if your so fat that when your arms are fully extended your gut touches the floor? You do them in a garage over the pit.
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Jul 3, 2015 21:58
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I tried to do 30 again but either im tired now or i really did 90 degrees this time and ended up being able to do 25 + 5 halfassed ones. (edit or 20 + 10 halfassed ones jesus christ) heres my video bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wQ0kwKIbn0 i do not think this is an example of being in shape, but it is just what one goon can do. i mostly drink soda and eat crap and sit at the computer, but i have carried a lot of boxes over the past few months so idk. i used to eat better and get more exercise and im gonna come back around to that. i consider seeing my poor attempt at exercise a wakeup call i guess. if someone posts their own, try to do better than me, incline pushups, diamonds, something good. not exactly trying to start something here.
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Jul 3, 2015 22:01
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Tautologicus posted:I tried to do 30 again but either im tired now or i really did 90 degrees this time and ended up being able to do 25 + 5 halfassed ones. for a sec i thought i was in ylls but then i just realized you're a nerd
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Jul 3, 2015 22:03
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Feminition posted:for a sec i thought i was in ylls but then i just realized you're a nerd kindof.
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Jul 3, 2015 22:04
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i can only do one but it's with my boner. I have to let it go down again before doing another.
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Jul 3, 2015 22:04
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0 man style ones and 125 girl push ups
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Jul 3, 2015 22:07
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20 a set usually
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Jul 3, 2015 22:07
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I know I can do 30 in 60 seconds according to my last assessment but I bet I could probably get up to 40 with some real grunting and farting in the last ten. And I'm talking about real elbows at your torso push ups. None of that chicken wing horsecrap.
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Jul 3, 2015 22:12
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notZaar posted:I know I can do 30 in 60 seconds according to my last assessment but I bet I could probably get up to 40 with some real grunting and farting in the last ten. how many tractor tires can you hit with a sledgehammer in 30 sec, full kipping
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Jul 3, 2015 22:15
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I can do 44 in a minute.
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Jul 3, 2015 22:16
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psyopmonkey2 posted:I can do 44 in a minute. doesnt it hurt when your reverse dick touches the ground
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Jul 3, 2015 22:18
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i do hindu pushups while wearing jeans and no shirt smell my sweaty back musk
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Jul 3, 2015 23:27
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What in the gently caress are hindu pushups?
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Jul 3, 2015 23:48
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When I posted I could do around 55, I meant in a row without stopping. I'm not sure how many I could do in a timeframe. I'm a weakling compared to most of my coworkers. Drilling rig strength is an entirely different thing than gym strength.
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Jul 4, 2015 00:31
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I think only retards (?????) care about pushups if u ask a Swole guy how many pushups he can do hed probably say "Don't know man" because he cares more about his bench number when it comes to chest stuff. Did u know Jesus is a natural steroid?
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Jul 4, 2015 00:39
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At the moment probably like, 5? I just had my thumb broken by an airbag tho
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Jul 4, 2015 01:19
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100 op in one go im not a weak baby bitch
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Jul 4, 2015 01:26
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lordoftheT posted:What in the gently caress are hindu pushups? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ndOPrcoUt8
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Jul 4, 2015 01:36
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on a good day, 80-85, but even on a bad day I can always manage at least 60 loving lol if you can't do more than 40 loving lol
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Jul 4, 2015 01:59
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notZaar posted:I know I can do 30 in 60 seconds according to my last assessment but I bet I could probably get up to 40 with some real grunting and farting in the last ten. chicken winging is fine as long as your upper arms become parallel to the ground
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Jul 4, 2015 02:01
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that's the divebomber who's the retard who told you they're called hindu push-ups
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:that's the divebomber who's the retard who told you they're called hindu push-ups ah i travelled to india and was told by a guru that they're called hindu pushups. even the youtube title calls them hindu pushups. one of us wrong here. but one of us also doesn't give a poo poo (its me) toggle fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Jul 4, 2015 |
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Jul 4, 2015 02:38
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toggle posted:ah i travelled to india and was told by a guru that they're called hindu pushups. even the youtube title calls them hindu pushups. one of us wrong here. but one of us also doesn't give a poo poo (its me) I don't give a poo poo either. Also, I don't like your face. But I believe you is correct in that the video shows Hindu pushups. Divebomber pushups involve the arms bending again for a second time in the second part. With the Hindu pushups you just push back. E: unlike you I'm a poor and so have never travelled to India. But many years ago I met a girl who worked in a bar and we dated for a while. She was exotically beautiful, the result of having a mother from Hong Kong and an Indian father. I don't know how many pushups she could perform or what type. But she had the nicest shaved growler LMFAO Nic Cage dick cage fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Jul 4, 2015 |
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Jul 4, 2015 03:00
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Fallows posted:Be careful genesplicer! as you age your bones can become weak and brittle and the chance of your arms failing and disintegrating into a thousand pieces increases Part of the reason I'm doing this is because a couple of years ago I tore a muscle by stepping up one step on a freaking ladder. That's right, one step. According to the doc, this sort of thing happens from time to time. It's a muscle in the calf that about half the human population doesn't even have. But I do, and it spontaneously gave way. I asked if exercise would help. He told me that it would help me avoid such injuries in the future, but would likely replace them with an equal amount of sports-related injuries. So I decided to go to the gym. I figured "Yeah, I got this torn muscle while training for a marathon" or "Yep! tore that muscle to hell and back while doing leg lifts" sounds much better than "Well, I tore it while stepping up."
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Jul 4, 2015 11:29
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lifting weights increases bone density
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Jul 4, 2015 11:31
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Let's see I do 20 a morning and assuming I live at least another 30 years I can do about 220000. Probably more because I bet I get really good at it eventually!
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Jul 4, 2015 11:35
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The one time I went to the gym my friend kept pushing me to do 20, take a 15 second break and do another 20. Then we did a whole other bunch of poo poo, for another 30 minutes and that was our warmup. I've never had my arms feel tight before, I kinda liked it but then that guy moved outta town and I don't know how to use gym poo poo, so I'm stuck as a skinny weak piss baby.
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Jul 4, 2015 11:44
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Top City Homo posted:100 op in one go You're the only goon itt I'd bet money on.
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Epileptic Monkey posted:The one time I went to the gym my friend kept pushing me to do 20, take a 15 second break and do another 20. Then we did a whole other bunch of poo poo, for another 30 minutes and that was our warmup. I've never had my arms feel tight before, I kinda liked it but then that guy moved outta town and I don't know how to use gym poo poo, so I'm stuck as a skinny weak piss baby. you don't need gym poo poo to do push-ups you loving retard
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Jul 4, 2015 12:52
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lol if you have to use two hands.
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Jul 4, 2015 13:06
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lol if you even have hands
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Jul 4, 2015 13:54
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5 just 5
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pushups are for plebeians. wheres the max bench/squat/deadlift thread?
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