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Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hello GBS. I was wondering three things.
  1. What is your FAVORITE swear word?
  2. What is your LEAST favorite swear word?
  3. What is a word that is regarded as a swear word, but shouldn't be?

You don't have to answer all of them but you better as hell post a drat cuss word at least!

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Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
friend of the family

its the only swear left

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

rear end mime

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
oval office gently caress poo poo balls

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
  1. I think my favorite is PISS. It's powerful but not so taboo that it can't be used in polite company.
  2. I don't know what my least favorite is. I will update this if I think of it, perhaps from persuasive posts in this thread!
  3. The word bastard is sometimes treated as swearing?? That seems really weird to me.

HENGRY BUNG
Jan 15, 2015

Ralp posted:

Hello GBS. I was wondering three things.
  1. What is your FAVORITE swear word?
  2. What is your LEAST favorite swear word?
  3. What is a word that is regarded as a swear word, but shouldn't be?

You don't have to answer all of them but you better as hell post a drat cuss word at least!

1) gently caress
2) dyke
its dumb
3) oval office
stralya mate

plehsistential
Jan 29, 2012

death to all avatar havers
gently caress
fuckkk
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



1. Horseshit.
2. It's hard to say - I guess I don't use oval office very often. Maybe oval office.
3. poo poo shouldn't be considered a swear word - it's practically the same as crap, but somehow treated as more offensive.

ubachung
Jul 30, 2006
Don't loving tell me what to do.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I remember when I was a kid and I first saw Tremors, I got in trouble for saying "son of a bitch" shortly thereafter. That was probably my first swear.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
1) gently caress
2) pizda
3) nantrum

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HENGRY BUNG posted:

3) oval office
stralya mate

Oh yeah, that's a really interesting cultural divide. In the US it's completely top-shelf profanity but in UK/AU it's virtually punctuation, and I think that's loving cool.

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oncearoundaltair posted:

2) pizda
3) nantrum

WHAT the hell do these words mean :O

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot
gently caress

pussy

cock

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Ralp posted:

WHAT the hell do these words mean :O

Pizda is oval office.

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
1. Fucker
2. Prick
3. Cock

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
1. friend of the family Ralp
2. oval office. It's just too crude.
3. friend of the family Ralp

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Pouring applesauce down my pants and just... going with it.

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burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
In regards to question the first, when I was posting with cusses, I remembered how much I like the word piss because it's one of the few swear words that's also an onomatopoeia. For question the second, I don't really care for curses and thus they are all my least favorite. Slurs are beneath curse words. On question the third, Lenny Bruce included balls in his words you can't say so I guess that one except I think most people would agree it's not much of a cuss these days.

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Did I mention that Ralp is a friend of the family?

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Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Ralp posted:

WHAT the hell do these words mean :O

2. oval office (Russian)
3. oval office (ancient Scotch) "On friday nights there is some bonny nantrum goes to that club, Hamish".

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
poo poo gently caress rear end bitch

aslo see all those posts where i posted a bunch of nonsense with a buch of swears

oval office

human being poo poo

gently caress

rear end
DICKCOCK CUMSUCKING FUCKSLUT

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i was reloading posted:

gently caress

pussy

cock

I like that cock is profane because it's one of the only dirty ways to refer to a cock in porn or erotica. Even though there are one billion words for a penis most of them are really silly. You have "dick", which suffices but is not as evocative as cock, "penis"/"erection" and well ok that's the neutral baseline I guess, and then you step off a cliff to "wiener", "boner", "willy"... nah man.

The other option is to describe the penis, e.g. "shaft" but I regard that as synecdoche rather than naming the cock directly.

Fastidious Toes
Apr 10, 2009

so much blood....
gay black friend of the family poo poo, gently caress.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
anything in this vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

idiot bitch

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

this is not why piss is my favorite, but it would be, if it weren't already. good video

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I like saying poo poo and gently caress a lot.

I don't like saying oval office or goddamn as much, goddamn more because it ruffles my girlfriend's feathers too much.


Piss.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

did you know there's more swears for black people in the english language than the eskimo people have for snow?

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i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

Ralp posted:

I like that cock is profane because it's one of the only dirty ways to refer to a cock in porn or erotica. Even though there are one billion words for a penis most of them are really silly. You have "dick", which suffices but is not as evocative as cock, "penis"/"erection" and well ok that's the neutral baseline I guess, and then you step off a cliff to "wiener", "boner", "willy"... nah man.

The other option is to describe the penis, e.g. "shaft" but I regard that as synecdoche rather than naming the cock directly.

based ralp

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
is poop a swear word?

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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


is kike a swear? can i reclaim ti if im jewish? its a good work

fuckshitfaggot just incase

defaultluser
Jan 13, 2007

The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future
Fun Shoe

Stuntman posted:

is poop a swear word?

I'M TELLING YOUR MOM YOU SAID A BAD WORD!

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




1. oval office
2. Bitch
3. Goddamit. Everyone censors out the god part because uppity white ladies from Mississippi with sand up their cunts would get offended.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
What is your FAVORITE swear word?
- Piss, easily
What is your LEAST favorite swear word?
- oval office - i don't like the way it sounds
What is a word that is regarded as a swear word, but shouldn't be?
- dont care about this question

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

1) Perkele
2) Vittussaattana
3) Demari

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


hi, as an australian i do not consider the word "oval office" to be a swear, so if i didnt post anything else here i would not have done swearing

however as a not australian ralp what do you think of the word "oval office"? i have posted it twice now which is double the swear but only if you think it is a swear

if you call a person a oval office (this is three times) that is offensive but it is also offensive if you call people names at all. what are your thoughts

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Dreggon posted:

hi, as an australian i do not consider the word "oval office" to be a swear, so if i didnt post anything else here i would not have done swearing

however as a not australian ralp what do you think of the word "oval office"? i have posted it twice now which is double the swear but only if you think it is a swear

if you call a person a oval office (this is three times) that is offensive but it is also offensive if you call people names at all. what are your thoughts

shut up you oval office

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


oval office really rolls of the tongue. ppl say it so rarely in america that it sounds extra nice when u say it. its like a chicken breast vs a doubledown, its the next level

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

shut up you oval office

i have quoted a cuss does that count

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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Dreggon posted:

i have quoted a cuss does that count

it just means ur a human being

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