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A Mean Cow
Jan 18, 2004

I make the best space doll houses ever
This inspirational and educational image has been making the rounds on men's interest boards. I'm still confused how one quantifies a handful of abstract and arbitrary traits and phrases, or what the 100% is a total of.



Like most infographics, I think it's designed to appeal to a certain demographic.

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Tyrone Biggums
Mar 5, 2013
Style is not obsessing about your clothes lolk

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i ran the numbers and this checks out

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



there's too many spots i can only make 0-2 jokes at a time???? wait

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




lol

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

encyclopedic knowledge of age of consent laws in various states/countries

use of the word "ephebophile"

a twitch speedrun account

an okcupid profile that includes a variant of the phrase "looking for an honest lady"

uhhhh that's about it i got nothing

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

Mr. Pumroy posted:

encyclopedic knowledge of age of consent laws in various states/countries

use of the word "ephebophile"

One of the best and fastest indicators you're talking to a (future?) sex offender is bringing up the term "age of consent" and seeing how many paragraphs they write in response to it

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
all my clothes have holes
from moths i think

could be a new style

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
No room on this chart for intelligence, charm or wit.
But who needs those if you're swole and think you're awesome?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Ha!

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
something about wearing colorful socks with your formal wear

next month: not wearing any socks with your formal wear

next next month: normcore...office appropriate?

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
wow I can be 70% stylish from just being in shape and believing that I am? holy gently caress. thats so much easier than It hought, im heading to the gym man

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

Garth_Marenghi
Nov 7, 2011

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Last one should just be "yes"

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
drat someone already made a dick joke :(

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
I was trying to think if I had any edgy jokes to make, but I went for something more innocent:

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
\
:backtowork:

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Gotta take it in the butt like a real man.

Fish Cant Hold Gun
Jul 2, 2015

by Ralp

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord


:cthulhu:

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

lol

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Metrohunter
Sep 30, 2009

Ain't no thing like me, 'cept me.

disappointed this actually added up to 100%

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Good evening

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

:golfclap:

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Mr.48
May 1, 2007

Ha! Thanks for that.

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

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