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List the good reasons to kill yourself itt. For me it would be that I spent about 5 years in college and I can't get a steady job teaching so I need to work retail to make ends meet and pay my rent and my bills and support my girlfriend. I fukken love being 30 and working with 18 year olds for minimum wage heck yes this is the life ive wanted all along, I love living paycheck to paycheck and getting into debt to stay afloat
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:26 |
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suicide is selfish and only spreads out your suffering to the people who love you, don't do it OP
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:29 |
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:31 |
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Athropos posted:List the good reasons to kill yourself itt. Cheer up mate
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:33 |
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Roargasm posted:suicide is selfish and only spreads out your suffering to the people who love you, don't do it OP yeah I know my mom would be devastated so I'm toughing it out until a position opens up and I can start teaching fulltime to recoup my losses but it really sucks
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:34 |
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Athropos posted:yeah I know my mom would be devastated she'd get over it
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:34 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:she'd get over it maybe i could finally become a skeleton
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:35 |
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Why do you need to support your girlfriend? This is 2015. Girls can do stuff now.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:36 |
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cheer up buddy, at least you have the forums
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:37 |
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There are people out there who are actively working to make your life better and trying to lower your college debt. Please keep on trying to get a steady position, it may take months or even years to get the job you want, but it's very much possible. Please don't do this to your face. http://i.imgur.com/D6OU7WN.jpg
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:37 |
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Because they named the third XBOX the Xbox One.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:38 |
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Athropos posted:yeah I know my mom would be devastated so I'm toughing it out until a position opens up and I can start teaching fulltime to recoup my losses but it really sucks you're an american (edit canadian lol), you can go anywhere in the world with that passport and start over or anywhere else in the country, and do anything else. the things you want and have are whats tying you down (your girlfriend, choice of career and location, your expectations for yourself and your future plans), not some basic fact about your life. even quadrapeligics and people with MS generally have a will to keep on keeping on usually. even a poor villager in india who makes 50 dollars a month generally keeps their head up, and they have no options, no language skills or ability to go anywhere else in the world, due to their poo poo passport and having no money or skills. but they don't all kill themselves (edit..they probably do think about suicide sometimes!!) considering suicide as a healthy american is entitled. you could be getting by with so much less than you have. the worst thing is fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Jul 3, 2015 |
# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:38 |
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Athropos posted:maybe i could finally become a skeleton a terrified 2nd grade class looks on in stunned silence as the new teacher slowly finishes writing "MR. SKELTAL" on the chalkboard. he has no flesh or blood
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:38 |
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:There are people out there who are actively working to make your life better and trying to lower your college debt. Please keep on trying to get a steady position, it may take months or even years to get the job you want, but it's very much possible. Please don't do this to your face. why the long face???!!
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:39 |
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thread is really funny. thanks for the laughs.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:40 |
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GORDON posted:Why do you need to support your girlfriend? This is 2015. Girls can do stuff now. She's finishing her nursing degree
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:42 |
Jerry Mumphrey posted:why the long face???!! i chuckled. that's messed up.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:44 |
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small dick, big balls
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:45 |
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a teacher and a nurse - the most average couple
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:46 |
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plan to kill myself after the new star wars movies come out, even if they are good.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:48 |
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If my cat ran away.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:50 |
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1. You spend your free time posting on an internet forum that's all you need
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:53 |
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you can do it by hooking up a car battery to the feel good brain hole (found in the 1950s) and stand on the edge of a building for a euphoric death instead of a sad idiot gunmetal bababooie for queers and athiests
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:54 |
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Athropos posted:List the good reasons to kill yourself itt. Says makes ends meet by having actual work, and can support another person, bitches on a forum that costs $10 with AV changes since 2004, with internet access that costs money as well.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:58 |
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Hell Yeah posted:plan to kill myself after the new star wars movies come out, even if they are good. good
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:59 |
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I'd never survive prison with my butthole intact
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 17:32 |
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Athropos posted:List the good reasons to kill yourself itt. that is a really good reason actually
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 17:45 |
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Athropos posted:She's finishing her nursing degree That's hilarious. I have a brother in law who was supporting his girlfriend while she got her nursing degree, literally the exact situation as yours, and as soon as she graduated she left him. Yeah, probably want to kill yourself.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 17:47 |
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GORDON posted:That's hilarious. I have a brother in law who was supporting his girlfriend while she got her nursing degree, literally the exact situation as yours, and as soon as she graduated she left him. yea nurses do pretty well and there's always work. teachers have it rough unless theyre a tenured college professor and only as long as they don't like to say anything too controversial. good luck with that OP.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 17:55 |
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defeated in battle your armies laid to waste death before dishonour
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 17:57 |
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hmm I like living
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 18:01 |
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when you're dead you don't have to experience things anymore good or bad?
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 18:04 |
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Your bored of life. Like, nothing is happening. Wtf life?
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 18:05 |
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I want to know what happens next in my life, why should I end it? *EDIT* go kill yourself OP
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 18:05 |
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Athropos posted:I fukken love being 30 and working with 18 year olds for minimum wage heck yes this is the life ive wanted all along, Cool
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 18:05 |
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you should try having lots of anonymous sex with strangers OP that will cheer you up also drugs
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 18:06 |
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your favourite mod getting fired
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 18:47 |
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cool tree bro posted:you should try having lots of anonymous sex with strangers OP
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 18:49 |
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Reddit's shutting down Can't log into new Diablo 3 PTR becaus of long queue time Arizona Iced Tea isn't being distributed in western Canada Do I need more??
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Tenacious J posted:Reddit's shutting down no,m but it'd be nice
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