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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
its time to "hack" life and get "ahead of the curve" by "crowd sourcing" "innovative" """"""ideas"""""" by "iterating" a "solution" to everyday problems.

PRO TIER LIST:


jizz all over this thread with the first thing that comes into mind and we can really figure out this "life" thing once and for all.

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Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord & Savior

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Don't go on vacations. Visit exotic retreats via Google Street View.

#lifehacks

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Don't get a job because they'll only make you miserable.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
now we are getting somewhere

what flavor of Jesus are we talking about?

TheViciousMrPim
Jul 3, 2015
buy a plunger before you need it.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
print money off the computer, never worry about finances again!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

murder your enemies w/ no mercy

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Don't let them take you alive

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
Banks have hidden fees to sap you of your hard earned cash, bury your earnings in the backyard!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

try loving dudes in the butt, it's similar to pussy

Napalm
Feb 7, 2004

Invest all your money into bitcoin. It goes nowhere but up.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Think about "getting into the game" again.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

eat your own waste and slash your grovcery bill in half

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
put the letter x in your words it makes them sound smarter like youre speaking in rome

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Less open-mindedness with a view to developing mutual understanding, and more punching people in the face.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
poo poo and piss all over your living space. This will make people less likely to move the remote or rob you.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

withhold your precious bodily fluids from all women

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

PURITY OF ESSENSE = PEACE ON EARTH

metricchip
Jul 16, 2014

...synergies...

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
kill yourself and marginally improve the lives of everyone else on earth.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

lower your carbon footprint my using ice soap instead of showering

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Get high off of over the counter medications and say "goodbye" to stiff legal penalties

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
you can buy your prescription medications much cheaper in mexico

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

every angel has a dark side

every river has a low tide

graze all day as opposed to eating several large meals to avoid getting wide

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Secks Cauldron posted:

Don't get a job because they'll only make you miserable.

Alternatively, suck it up and do your job.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

do amphetamines, they basically make you superhuman, super smart, and super productive and have literally 0 downside

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
The massive downfall that willwipe out 49 out of 50 American states...

If you didn't watch this INCENDIARY broadcast yet, then it will take you by complete surprise.

And unfortunately you won't make it out alive, because what's coming has the devil sign on it.
And it was predicted in the BIBLE!

Before the church managed to HIDE the tormenting prophecy.

But 14 days ago this leaked video went viral, exposing how Obama and the unofficial church leaders fought long WARS to keep this information hidden.

Until it was too late for anyone to do anything about it. This is the 18th link they put up in 14 days, and most definitely this site will be taken down again shortly.




(Read a random spam email.)

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

a dog from hell posted:

Alternatively, suck it up and do your job.
This is the thread for life improvement. Live down by the river in a cardboard shack and dumpster dive for sustenance, you will save so much money.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
Pro-Life for Tip Improvement

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Buy some new shoes, some nice clothes, a new username, some crack, and a five dollar gumjob. By george you'll feel your paradigms shift!

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)
Get a fire extinguisher! Put it in your kitchen! Maybe have some more, depending on how big your place is!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

you were warned posted:

Get a fire extinguisher! Put it in your kitchen! Maybe have some more, depending on how big your place is!

nice

i will get 10 fire extinguishers

i will finally live life free from the fear of burning to death in my own house

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Top City Homo posted:

nice

i will get 10 fire extinguishers

i will finally live life free from the fear of burning to death in my own house

same except guns, they will protect my home better

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007
Getting a good mattress is way more important than most people realize.

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Never give up on yourself OP

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
how does one do a thing?

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Top City Homo posted:

how does one do a thing?

just pay some one to do a thing. thats my pro tip

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Instead of paying $200-$400 for that backpage hooker just jerk it

Don't pay for porn there's tube sites that achieve same purpose

You don't need to buy a bunch of utensils and dishes just use same cup knife and fork and reallocate that money to something else

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SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

Kuato posted:

Instead of paying $200-$400 for that backpage hooker just jerk it

Don't pay for porn there's tube sites that achieve same purpose

You don't need to buy a bunch of utensils and dishes just use same cup knife and fork and reallocate that money to something else
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