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fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
breakfast: 3 pieces of toast w/nutella, 2 pop tarts, a glass of apple juice, a glass of milk

snack: jolly ranchers and mountain dew

lunch: mcdonalds or KFC, sometimes five guys

dinner: pizza or fried shrimp w/xtra creole sauce, salad w/ranch, bread or muffin, and 4-6 beers

after dinner usually drink 6-7 beers to wind down for evening

dessert/pre-bedtime meal = ice cream and mountain dew

physical activity i walk to work every day whcih is about a quarter mile from my house. i have also cut back on smoking from 1 pack a day to 10 or 12 cigarettes.

how am i doing? i really need honest critique to improve my overall diet/health.

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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
No cum?? No piss???

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

No cum?? No piss???

alright dont be disgusting this is a serious post

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

fivethree posted:

alright dont be disgusting this is a serious post

Ok fine.

Seriously though, where are the farts?

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

fivethree posted:

how am i doing?

you're doing

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Sorry but I'm not going to put that much effort into your gimmick.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
you should try sucking on the barrel of a gun. very low calorie.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

seems good op

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
this is the lowest effort thread ive ever seen, please pretend to be on an all fruit or liquid diet next or something actually believable but still very stupid.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

extra stout posted:

this is the lowest effort thread ive ever seen

Typing that out had to take 2-3 minutes, not the lowest effort thread ever. Reported for mistruths

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Typing that out had to take 2-3 minutes, not the lowest effort thread ever. Reported for mistruths

Yeah, the effort is what makes it pathetically terrible instead of just terrible.

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
real responses only please

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

have you ever had ramen made with a monster energy drink? it's delicious.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Dead at 42-47

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
This depends. Do you accessorize?

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Poor form getting Dewed before bed

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
nice moves op

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008
If you're not ingesting Soylent six times a day your diet is fubar OP

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Hobohemian posted:

Yeah, the effort is what makes it pathetically terrible instead of just terrible.

Good point.

jarofpiss posted:

have you ever had ramen made with a monster energy drink? it's delicious.

teh lol

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

fivethree posted:

breakfast: 3 pieces of toast w/nutella, 2 pop tarts, a glass of apple juice, a glass of milk

snack: jolly ranchers and mountain dew

lunch: mcdonalds or KFC, sometimes five guys

dinner: pizza or fried shrimp w/xtra creole sauce, salad w/ranch, bread or muffin, and 4-6 beers

after dinner usually drink 6-7 beers to wind down for evening

dessert/pre-bedtime meal = ice cream and mountain dew

physical activity i walk to work every day whcih is about a quarter mile from my house. i have also cut back on smoking from 1 pack a day to 10 or 12 cigarettes.

how am i doing? i really need honest critique to improve my overall diet/health.

I rate your health as dgsw

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