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Yospos more or less has it all. Except for a boss button. You can have a floor pedal to hit with your foot to hide the windows, but what yospos really needs is a boss button. When you hit it, it looks like serious computer work. The tab title would change to something that looked like work and the grenade would dissapear. I remember lots of time wasters used to have boss buttons. TIA - Wintering Stinkbug.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 22:35 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 13:15 |
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it's the little x at the top corner
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 22:36 |
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there are browser extensions called "boss button" or whatever that does this already, it will shut down all your tabs and open up some other predefined site in place of the shutonmes
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 22:37 |
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PipeRifle posted:it's the little x at the top corner Yeah, but then I forget which 10 year old in joke I am currently reading when I reload the page.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 22:37 |
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dont sign your posts
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 22:38 |
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Wintering Stinkbug posted:Yeah, but then I forget which 10 year old in joke I am currently reading when I reload the page. yospos bithc
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 22:38 |
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switch your terminal theme to match greenpos, problem solved
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 23:23 |
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if we are going to do anything it's replace cozpops with wozpops
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 23:25 |
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You should do some work
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 23:46 |
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uhh op you know if you slide your fingers (3 or 4 depending on how you have it set) to the left, the screen instantly pans right to whatever you have on the next screen. i have a bunch of throughput charts on the next screen so it looks like its being used for legiitmate work purposes then when the coast is clear just swipe your fingers back to the right
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 00:27 |
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Sniep posted:uhh Don't you think your boss sees the end of your frantic motion? I mean, were computer slaves we don't get offices.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 01:09 |
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i could care less really what my boss sees as far as my goof off computer time because my job is like 17 tiers above caring about "do i internet"
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 01:12 |
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Sniep posted:i could care less really what my boss sees as far as my goof off computer time because my job is like 17 tiers above caring about "do i internet" One day, when your company wants to fire you for cause because laying you off will cost them big bucs in unemployment you will discover how important being friends with the filter admin is.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 01:15 |
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Wintering Stinkbug posted:One day, when your company wants to fire you for cause because laying you off will cost them big bucs in unemployment you will discover how important being friends with the filter admin is. i am already fully exempt from the company web filters
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 01:16 |
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lol if your boss cares about what you are looking at as long as you get your job done. yesterday my boss came into my office and I was browsing autoblog and chatting on jabber, and he starts talking and then I wanted to show him something so I swiped over to the screen with actual work. if they want to fire me, they will find a reason with or without my help.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 01:39 |
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Sniep posted:i am already fully exempt from the company web filters yeah, thats what they all think
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 02:07 |
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Wintering Stinkbug posted:yeah, thats what they all think oh, im certain its being logged, but nothing is blocked. i literally couldn't perform my job fully if they blocked questionable content / pornography
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 02:09 |
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no one with any power to change anything cares about yospos op
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 02:15 |
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Boxturret posted:no one with any power to change anything cares about the something awful forums op
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 02:19 |
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boss button should be chock full of JLH pics
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 07:29 |
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Smythe posted:boss button should be chock full of JLH pics That would be pretty boss.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 15:48 |
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Sniep posted:oh, im certain its being logged, but nothing is blocked. *boss walks into you looking at r/bigbootybitches* "just working over here mate, definitely am not jerking it rn"
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 15:53 |
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Awia posted:*boss walks into you looking at r/bigbootybitches* naw, i dont think reddit is a customer of ours, might be tho!
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 01:01 |
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my first IT job was at a lovely cpanel shared hosting company and 50% of it was porn, and the other 50% were weird SEO wordpress scams which i never understood. my favs were dominatrix websites where they make guys their money slaves. and some website that was all about feeding women tons of food. good poo poo
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 01:28 |
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my uncle used to date skinny girls fatten them up then break up with them lmao it was v hosed up
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 02:16 |
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lol what a character
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 03:18 |
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theflyingexecutive posted:my uncle used to date skinny girls fatten them up then break up with them lmao it was v hosed up lol holy poo poo so he's like a serial killer now right? something something cereal killer
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 03:48 |
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oh no, alcoholism got him
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 04:45 |
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pram posted:my first IT job was at a lovely cpanel shared hosting company and 50% of it was porn, and the other 50% were weird SEO wordpress scams which i never understood. my favs were dominatrix websites where they make guys their money slaves. and some website that was all about feeding women tons of food. good poo poo
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 07:58 |
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pram posted:my first IT job was at a lovely cpanel shared hosting company and 50% of it was porn, and the other 50% were weird SEO wordpress scams which i never understood. my favs were dominatrix websites where they make guys their money slaves. and some website that was all about feeding women tons of food. good poo poo
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 09:40 |
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it actually wasnt teh host gaotr. they were only in houston at the time iirc
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 09:51 |
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The first web host I ever had was them and they called my personal cell phone after apparently digging through customer information to see if I wanted a job there (?) so I told them to gently caress off and canceled my account immediately. I wasn't even working in anything remotely IT-related.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 09:59 |
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lol
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 10:52 |
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 11:05 |
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emoji posted:The first web host I ever had was them and they called my personal cell phone after apparently digging through customer information to see if I wanted a job there (?) so I told them to gently caress off and canceled my account immediately. I wasn't even working in anything remotely IT-related. pram posted:lol lol
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 13:26 |
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pram posted:my first IT job was at a lovely cpanel shared hosting company and 50% of it was porn, and the other 50% were weird SEO wordpress scams which i never understood. my favs were dominatrix websites where they make guys their money slaves. and some website that was all about feeding women tons of food. good poo poo In my last round of consulting, a marketing company hosed up some DNS and hosting stuff really badly. The owner had several lewd domain names that were variations, and the godaddy support woman I was talking to had to read all of them because they weren't set to autorenew. It was P awkward.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 19:30 |
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looks like a goddamn porn shop
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 05:22 |
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theflyingexecutive posted:looks like a goddamn porn shop well it is hostgator innit
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 12:26 |
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pram posted:my first IT job was at a lovely cpanel shared hosting company and 50% of it was porn, and the other 50% were weird SEO wordpress scams which i never understood. my favs were dominatrix websites where they make guys their money slaves. and some website that was all about feeding women tons of food. good poo poo a friend of mine is a straight dude who has gay money slaves. dudes literally will give up their paypal password and their e-trade accounts and let him do what he wants with them. he doesnt even send the guys pics. just demands money and they give it. its really weird.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 12:56 |
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if you uses spaces op, that works really well when the boss is nearby
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