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keymaster02
Mar 11, 2014

I had sex with a 32-year old at 16. SA is run by SJWs. Liking 16-year olds is not pedophilia. I hate your pronoun. I like young boys. I donate to the NAACP and probably NAMBLA too.
Yospos more or less has it all. Except for a boss button. You can have a floor pedal to hit with your foot to hide the windows, but what yospos really needs is a boss button. When you hit it, it looks like serious computer work. The tab title would change to something that looked like work and the grenade would dissapear. I remember lots of time wasters used to have boss buttons. TIA - Wintering Stinkbug.

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PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

it's the little x at the top corner

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
there are browser extensions called "boss button" or whatever that does this already, it will shut down all your tabs and open up some other predefined site in place of the shutonmes

keymaster02
Mar 11, 2014

I had sex with a 32-year old at 16. SA is run by SJWs. Liking 16-year olds is not pedophilia. I hate your pronoun. I like young boys. I donate to the NAACP and probably NAMBLA too.

PipeRifle posted:

it's the little x at the top corner

Yeah, but then I forget which 10 year old in joke I am currently reading when I reload the page.

pram
Jun 10, 2001
dont sign your posts

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

Wintering Stinkbug posted:

Yeah, but then I forget which 10 year old in joke I am currently reading when I reload the page.

yospos bithc

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

switch your terminal theme to match greenpos, problem solved

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
if we are going to do anything it's replace cozpops with wozpops

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
You should do some work

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
uhh

op

you know if you slide your fingers (3 or 4 depending on how you have it set) to the left, the screen instantly pans right to whatever you have on the next screen.

i have a bunch of throughput charts on the next screen so it looks like its being used for legiitmate work purposes

then when the coast is clear just swipe your fingers back to the right

keymaster02
Mar 11, 2014

I had sex with a 32-year old at 16. SA is run by SJWs. Liking 16-year olds is not pedophilia. I hate your pronoun. I like young boys. I donate to the NAACP and probably NAMBLA too.

Sniep posted:

uhh

op

you know if you slide your fingers (3 or 4 depending on how you have it set) to the left, the screen instantly pans right to whatever you have on the next screen.

i have a bunch of throughput charts on the next screen so it looks like its being used for legiitmate work purposes

then when the coast is clear just swipe your fingers back to the right

Don't you think your boss sees the end of your frantic motion? I mean, were computer slaves we don't get offices.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
i could care less really what my boss sees as far as my goof off computer time because my job is like 17 tiers above caring about "do i internet"

keymaster02
Mar 11, 2014

I had sex with a 32-year old at 16. SA is run by SJWs. Liking 16-year olds is not pedophilia. I hate your pronoun. I like young boys. I donate to the NAACP and probably NAMBLA too.

Sniep posted:

i could care less really what my boss sees as far as my goof off computer time because my job is like 17 tiers above caring about "do i internet"

One day, when your company wants to fire you for cause because laying you off will cost them big bucs in unemployment you will discover how important being friends with the filter admin is.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Wintering Stinkbug posted:

One day, when your company wants to fire you for cause because laying you off will cost them big bucs in unemployment you will discover how important being friends with the filter admin is.

i am already fully exempt from the company web filters

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
lol if your boss cares about what you are looking at as long as you get your job done. yesterday my boss came into my office and I was browsing autoblog and chatting on jabber, and he starts talking and then I wanted to show him something so I swiped over to the screen with actual work. if they want to fire me, they will find a reason with or without my help.

keymaster02
Mar 11, 2014

I had sex with a 32-year old at 16. SA is run by SJWs. Liking 16-year olds is not pedophilia. I hate your pronoun. I like young boys. I donate to the NAACP and probably NAMBLA too.

Sniep posted:

i am already fully exempt from the company web filters

yeah, thats what they all think

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Wintering Stinkbug posted:

yeah, thats what they all think

oh, im certain its being logged, but nothing is blocked.

i literally couldn't perform my job fully if they blocked questionable content / pornography

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
no one with any power to change anything cares about yospos op

keymaster02
Mar 11, 2014

I had sex with a 32-year old at 16. SA is run by SJWs. Liking 16-year olds is not pedophilia. I hate your pronoun. I like young boys. I donate to the NAACP and probably NAMBLA too.

Boxturret posted:

no one with any power to change anything cares about the something awful forums op
FTFY

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
boss button should be chock full of JLH pics

keymaster02
Mar 11, 2014

I had sex with a 32-year old at 16. SA is run by SJWs. Liking 16-year olds is not pedophilia. I hate your pronoun. I like young boys. I donate to the NAACP and probably NAMBLA too.

Smythe posted:

boss button should be chock full of JLH pics

That would be pretty boss.

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

Sniep posted:

oh, im certain its being logged, but nothing is blocked.

i literally couldn't perform my job fully if they blocked questionable content / pornography

*boss walks into you looking at r/bigbootybitches*
"just working over here mate, definitely am not jerking it rn"

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Awia posted:

*boss walks into you looking at r/bigbootybitches*
"just working over here mate, definitely am not jerking it rn"

naw, i dont think reddit is a customer of ours, might be tho!

pram
Jun 10, 2001
my first IT job was at a lovely cpanel shared hosting company and 50% of it was porn, and the other 50% were weird SEO wordpress scams which i never understood. my favs were dominatrix websites where they make guys their money slaves. and some website that was all about feeding women tons of food. good poo poo :jackbud:

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

my uncle used to date skinny girls fatten them up then break up with them lmao it was v hosed up

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




lol what a character

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

theflyingexecutive posted:

my uncle used to date skinny girls fatten them up then break up with them lmao it was v hosed up

lol holy poo poo

so he's like a serial killer now right?

something something cereal killer

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

oh no, alcoholism got him

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

pram posted:

my first IT job was at a lovely cpanel shared hosting company and 50% of it was porn, and the other 50% were weird SEO wordpress scams which i never understood. my favs were dominatrix websites where they make guys their money slaves. and some website that was all about feeding women tons of food. good poo poo :jackbud:

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

pram posted:

my first IT job was at a lovely cpanel shared hosting company and 50% of it was porn, and the other 50% were weird SEO wordpress scams which i never understood. my favs were dominatrix websites where they make guys their money slaves. and some website that was all about feeding women tons of food. good poo poo :jackbud:

pram
Jun 10, 2001
it actually wasnt teh host gaotr. they were only in houston at the time iirc

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
The first web host I ever had was them and they called my personal cell phone after apparently digging through customer information to see if I wanted a job there (?) so I told them to gently caress off and canceled my account immediately. I wasn't even working in anything remotely IT-related.

pram
Jun 10, 2001
lol

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

emoji posted:

The first web host I ever had was them and they called my personal cell phone after apparently digging through customer information to see if I wanted a job there (?) so I told them to gently caress off and canceled my account immediately. I wasn't even working in anything remotely IT-related.



lol

keymaster02
Mar 11, 2014

I had sex with a 32-year old at 16. SA is run by SJWs. Liking 16-year olds is not pedophilia. I hate your pronoun. I like young boys. I donate to the NAACP and probably NAMBLA too.

pram posted:

my first IT job was at a lovely cpanel shared hosting company and 50% of it was porn, and the other 50% were weird SEO wordpress scams which i never understood. my favs were dominatrix websites where they make guys their money slaves. and some website that was all about feeding women tons of food. good poo poo :jackbud:

In my last round of consulting, a marketing company hosed up some DNS and hosting stuff really badly. The owner had several lewd domain names that were variations, and the godaddy support woman I was talking to had to read all of them because they weren't set to autorenew. It was P awkward.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


looks like a goddamn porn shop

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

theflyingexecutive posted:

looks like a goddamn porn shop

well it is hostgator innit

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

pram posted:

my first IT job was at a lovely cpanel shared hosting company and 50% of it was porn, and the other 50% were weird SEO wordpress scams which i never understood. my favs were dominatrix websites where they make guys their money slaves. and some website that was all about feeding women tons of food. good poo poo :jackbud:

a friend of mine is a straight dude who has gay money slaves.

dudes literally will give up their paypal password and their e-trade accounts and let him do what he wants with them. he doesnt even send the guys pics. just demands money and they give it.

its really weird.

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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
if you uses spaces op, that works really well when the boss is nearby

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