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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Snub nose .38 special with a pearl handle

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ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
mp5

TeamIce
Mar 16, 2004
LET JESUS FUCK YOU


your mom when she squirts

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



plasma rifle

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.

dee eight posted:

is that the one from micromancer's toilet?

well it's the same model but with a longer barrel and he scratched his name in it in a waffle house parking lot but it's mine and hasn't been in his toilet i mean you have to draw the line somewhere

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
They're rather ridiculous but I want one of these so everyone will quit making fun of my micropenis

SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000
The one in my hand.

I like my Ruger Mk3, it's just so fun, accurate, easy to shoot, etc.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

guns no but soak yourself in deer piss and stick an apple in your mouth

been doing that for years

flummox
Jul 17, 2004
I want a shoehorn, the kind with teeth.
Sig 226, Colt Python

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
FN FIve-Seven

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
I saw a pistol that had a bayonet on it in a WW1 museum once, so that would have to be my favourite. Dunno what kind it was, whatever 6 shooter was popular with the Canadians/British.

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
i dunno man, i have a huge gun collection and i love them all

i put floral wallpaper in their room and jack off with them around me

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
I don't know what the gun is but this is what I use for plinking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xohy9gWz7kk

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

holy poo poo, did that say a million rounds per minute

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

My love gun

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

jackyl posted:

holy poo poo, did that say a million rounds per minute

If I have two guns and I shoot them at the same time I can say it's infinite rounds per minute.

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000

jackyl posted:

holy poo poo, did that say a million rounds per minute

Yes. Kinda impractical to carry around 1 million rounds, but Metal Storm was a proof-of-concept. Who cares about armor piercing ammo if you can just throw 1 million rounds in 1 second at a tank or a building or whatever. Just the friction alone will destroy anything.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Slothgate posted:

Yes. Kinda impractical to carry around 1 million rounds, but Metal Storm was a proof-of-concept. Who cares about armor piercing ammo if you can just throw 1 million rounds in 1 second at a tank or a building or whatever. Just the friction alone will destroy anything.

why is this more efficient than the same mass and powder in just like a giant cannon shell, though

i mean, they have those already, that's a thing

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
Well , it's not more efficient hence the company going out of business. Still pretty cool though, considering a Phalanx anti-missile system only shoots a meager 3000 rounds per minute.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Winchester 1894 30/30

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot


you could call it... dora the exploder

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:



you could call it... dora the exploder

I can't help but think that those men are going to suffer from minor to severe hearing loss.

WHAT?

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

why is this more efficient than the same mass and powder in just like a giant cannon shell, though

i mean, they have those already, that's a thing

cause you can carry metal storm in a briefcase , and its real potential was shooting down missiles and what not

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

cause you can carry metal storm in a briefcase , and its real potential was shooting down missiles and what not

machine guns are useful for antiair defense cause you can keep shooting at a thing for a few minutes. this is good when the thing is moving fast in high winds and your first shot might not hit it, because you get another

what you have there is a very expensive shotgun, it may excel against very expensive ducks

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

speaking of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxslOcJ9M3s

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Glock 20, or M9. Desert Eagle .44 when I desire hamburger instead.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Experimental MIRV from fallout 3 that poo poo was dope as gently caress

8 mini nukes at once, holy nuclear fire of cleansing

Ohnonotme
Jul 23, 2007
Yay!

Pneub posted:

A landmine with a plate of salad on top. You'll probably vaporize a rabbit every now and then,but them's the breaks.

Turnips. Deer can smell turnips from miles away. Cut one into chunks, hide, and shoot them in the face when they come running for those sweet, sweet turnips.
Ducks or geese on the water? Punt gun.

Edit - sp.

Ohnonotme fucked around with this message at 10:57 on Jul 5, 2015

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Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

FordPRefectLL posted:

here's my favorite guns



Looks like something I made in grade school.

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