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The Bible
May 8, 2010

Good for you, the bus loving blows. You aren't missing poo poo. It's like a tiny subway car that gets stuck in traffic.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



The Bible posted:

Good for you, the bus loving blows. You aren't missing poo poo. It's like a tiny subway car that gets stuck in traffic.

I once watched a bus lose traction on a snowy hill and slow-motion slide into a cop car. It was beautiful, and I'm sorry you live in some shithole with bad bus service.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

i usd to ride a greyhound between the base i was stationed at and home. one time we rode past some paper plant or some loving smelly thing and the driver went "dont worry, that's not the person next to you. its this industrial area" or some such poo poo. then i let out a fart i was holding for like three hours

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Bus is trash mass transportation. I'll use lightrail if I plan on getting blasted.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Nathilus posted:

Its worse cuz there's more kids and no one to bum drugs off of.

Right... cause there isnt any kids selling drugs on a school bus... (they are riding in the back)

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Last time I rode on a bus was because the subway flooded. I left my house at the normal time and ended up 2 hours late for work. gently caress buses.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
From your posting it's clear that you used to ride the short bus.

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

Buckets posted:

can buses do this ??? !


Makes you think.

Mapparu
Sep 22, 2013

you should turn your life around and try public transportation!

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
people who ride buses are subhuman trash and not human beings

if at any point in your life you rode on a bus commit suicide

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

My father rode the bus to and from NYC for two years for work. He says he learned to hate people because of that. You are not missing much at all.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:
Didn't Slowbeef partially do his first LP on a bus?

PowerBuilder3
Apr 21, 2010
I rode the CTA Ewing Ave route from the East Side (107th) to South Chicago, then transferred to the 87th street line and rode that all the way to Kedzie in Evergreen park.

Alone, twice a day, 1 hour each way (or longer), 4 years in high school.

Then 1st year in College took the 103rd street CTA from Ave. G to the 95th Street Rapid Transit, then a Train to 35th street.

Then in 2nd year a had to get a car to drive 1 hour each way to a summer job.

When I graduated and got a job, I made loving sure I could live close to work, because gently caress that commuting poo poo.

Bread Dragon
Apr 7, 2012
anyone able bodied can bicycle from point A to point B faster than an inner-city bus can drive there.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i ride a flying segway. yall can sniff my tits

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



America is a big empty country and there are lots of places where "public transportation" is not really practical. Most places, to be specific.

Not every country can emulate socialist paradise Europe where there are 200,000 people per square mile wherever you go

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

School Nickname posted:

I'm convinced the place where I moved to was designated as some camp for genetic failures, mentally ill and the homeless

Every time I get on the bus I encounter at least one person who either is too ugly for words, has some horrible genetic deformity, has mutated to excrete old spice from his pores in response to his homelessness, or just incessantly loudfarts on every bus tip while carrying an umbrella.

I would advise taking the bus, if only for sightseeing.

wow, you live in syracuse too!?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i spent fifteen years Being An Annoying Car Dude and got way into german cars and poo poo but then i moved to a big city and my car just sits there and i take the bus every day

its p cool

adamarama
Mar 20, 2009
Posting right now from free bus WiFi. I like taking the bus, its cheap and reliable. Maybe you should try it OP? You might like it.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
A plane is technically a bus.

lmao at all the poors who travel to a giant bus station outside of town only to be whisked away in a metal can full of other poors

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

i've ridden just about every kind of bus that rolls around on this green earth

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

Yeah bus is poo poo-tier even by public transport standards. Stay away.

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