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murica is the motherfucking greatest this is the 2015 Independence Day Drunk/High/America is the loving greatest thread cuz we are You can be a full up butt loving sodomite and get married to your partner, adopt kids, and own short barrel suppressed fully automatic assault rifles and smoke a poo poo ton of weed and enjoy subsidized government healthcare now and live stream it all to the Internet for money on your gigabit fiber line in this great country], not everywhere, but it's coming. oh god us it coming. And no other country anywhere is that free. we loving rule. yeah, it's not everywhere yet, but it's gonna be. Freedom is great and America motherfucking defines freedom. just don't be black and you got a decent chance at a p. awesome life. if your black and reading this then get back to flying that gas station, rek. I love America, freedom, GiP, and each and every one of you not named Wasabi The J. if you don't love this country and everything about it on this day then suck our dicks from the back you loving faggots USA BACK 2 BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS 
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Best part of America is def our porn stars. I for one still go for Jenna Haze, but I'm really getting into the amateur mature bi-cuck scene.
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There's nothing more American than a trailer park swinger party in rural gently caress off Midwest nowhere. It's all abdominal adipose tissue, pancake Tittys, and one reeeeaaaaallllly bisexual mulato dude that showed up stag with very high quality crystal or if near the right (read: wrong) places, bath salts. I'm far more guilt ridden for the time I cucked a fellow gipper who was in Korea (I had no idea) than any collateral damage I ever pretended to try and prevent in either of those loving wars. Blowing up muds loving ruled and if it ever goes hot in Europe I'm using identity fraud to get a chance at mowing down Slavs from above. God I hope vlad starts the big war. I want to know how many of those missiles actually make it to target. And how many of those warheads successfully achieve full yield. I have this pet theory that Russian strategic forces are a paper tiger and we could bolt from the blue their C2 and then meticulously dismantle their strategic forces over a slightly longer than 30-45 minute time line afforded by the ensuring decapitation chaos, minimizing overkill and strikes. By the time Ivan is able to find their way to a comm link they'll happily accept an unconditional surrender to keep us from using the remaining 70% of our nuclear force we'll have held in reserve but generated to their highest stages of readiness clandestinely in the weeks leading up to operation Siberian Midnight Sunburn. In fact, I'm positive it would work. And since we choose the timing, all we gotta do is perfect predicting fallout patterns and pick the best day for nuclear weather. Just 30% of STRATCOM's forces would be needed. And I can guarantee 75% chance of success. Success defined as no (nuclear) retaliatory strikes on the U.S. Use about 45% of the available forces and I can make it like 95%. Can we use kickstarter to fund the implementation of the SHIMOP? God I hope so. LtCol J. Krusinski fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Jul 4, 2015 |
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Dalael posted:Your head is stuck very deep in your own rear end if you believe the aforementioned statement. N4I this guy clearly wants to take the next 3 days off to reflect on the greatness of America QTIYD
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Dalael posted:What is it that bothers me about my statement? The truth of it? Look at this motherfuckers mouth just salivating. He wants to eat a 3 probie curb, N4I. He wants to taste the curb. Let him taste the curb. Feed him the curb.
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We are honest to god the only country where you can butt gently caress your "18 year old" boy-husband you buy and bring in from Thailand or a little trick turning bowl cut sporting flipper you can train to be like chopsticks in the Indiana jones movies, but also you get to gently caress him while sharing your government subsidized state exchange purchased healthcare to treat all that herpes and honeymooners. Meanwhile you two lovebirds can put away the ball gag and get a silencer short barrel AR-15 for less than the taxes the Hummer H3 your (WITH FULL USE OF YOUR FREEDOM) leasing rims for. All while having access to more and cheaper food than any other culture on earth, while still getting paid more than women, smoking bomb rear end jungle weed, and able to casually keep being racist because Being. A. White. Males. Rules. In. America. Our list of freedoms is extensive but only here, and Afghanistan are you allowed to pack this much heat and gently caress that much boy pussy on the reg while smoking that much kush. Freedom rules.
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Dalael posted:Remember that time, when the US didn't have to rely on loving Russia to send stuff in space? N4I, this motherfucker clearly wants to spend the 4th in silence contemplating the goddamn incredibly loving awesome nature of the greatest country on earth. Let him eat curb, for the fourth.
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Dalael posted:Canada was not a country by its own right, I will admit that. Upper and Lower Canada did exist however. So close enough. Anyways.. I won't debate Canadian history in this thread. This goddamn freedom hating poo poo stain is discussing C*nadia in the July 4th drunk thread. He's trying to suck start his own ban hammer, N4I. He needs at least a month to think about the dangers of playing with loaded guns and disparaging the single greatest nation to ever exist outside of Isla Nublar. Being contrite and saluting the worlds greatest heroes after being an insufferable Canuck oval office in our freedom day thread don't cut the mustard. (Gas)
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Not even real people if you ask me and frankly you should be asking me.
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Grover built that house exactly like how we fought Iraq. Poorly. Very poorly and expensive. And then he had to go get legal and jewy when the big boys wouldn't sign off on it, and self certified that wiring and plumbing like W authorizing the wiretapping. Though to W's credit the warrantless wiretaps only violated federal code, they never had issues with basic building codes. (  Don't talk about the shocking secret of our showers in Iraq. It'll spark a lot of controversy and I'd rather not have that conversation arc into this one.)And yes the local building inspectors make a poor John Ashcroft, but this analogy holds. Shims 7th law: Nothing about groverhaus can't not be better understood or explained in terms of the GWOT, and will never not be funny. LtCol J. Krusinski fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Jul 4, 2015 |
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Dalael posted:I like my AV. Greatest AV on the whole forum, and 100% deserved too. I don't know who paid He needs a month off. QTIYD
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for it, but I thank him/her in prayers every night.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:He needs a month off.
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