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quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*turns pc on*

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i remember the name but not the game was that a windows game, something about bouncing balls

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

oh yeah you had to draw lines and not get hit by a ball i think i remember it. wow takes me back

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

did you ever play chipes challenges

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

just had a moment of self awareness where i realise that its saturday night and im on an internet forum asking a question about an old and possibly obscure video game for an obsolete operating system

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


HERE WE GO. BALLS AGAINST BALLS. A DUEL TO THE DEATH

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i dont actually have any friends

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im going to sit in the dark for a while

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
jizzball

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
IT TAKES A LOT OF BALLS TO PLAY WITH BALLS. JEZZ BALLS



THIS ISN'T GOING WELL



balls

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
EXTRA-BALLSY HIGH SKILL MANUEVER: MAXIMUM JEZZ

El Golden Goose
Jul 23, 2007

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
can i do i it? can i finally scratch my long time nemesis... THE SEVEN BALL ITCH



got em all in tiny lil prisons time to close in on em YES YES YEZ JEZZ



drat I'M GOOD

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

quakster posted:

*turns pc on*

Why aren't you playing Quake you loving traitor.

John Carmack is crying, LITERALLY crying right now.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
All good things come to an end and so, too, does JEZZBALL.



can YOU do better? post about your absolute greatest JEZZBALL accomplishments, ITT (In This Thread) and if if you've never played it, download it anywhere you please and PLAY WITH BALLS

JEZZ BALLS

spud posted:

Why aren't you playing Quake you loving traitor.
i already did consarn it i've even got the quake rocket launcher in tf2

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

lonesomedwarf posted:

did you ever play chipes challenges
chips is good, too

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
i miss quake

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ashgromnies posted:

i miss quake

do a barerl roll!

e: Rocket Jmup

spud fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Jul 4, 2015

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Grats on being a 30 year old man posting in GBS

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
call of duty mp is way better than quake ever was

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

gently caress I was gonna make this joke. :(

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ALRIGtH TIME FOR SOME MOTHER humping KLOTSKY,



YEEHAW SLIDING BLOCKS LIKE A MOTHER lover

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a ROUSING ROUND of RODENT'S REVENGE

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


and finally, booting up PIPE DREAM for the ultimate, definitive fluid handling experience

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
something something fluid handling joke

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Beef Turret posted:

Grats on being a 30 year old man posting in GBS

let's face fact we'll all be at that point one day hopefully i work up the courage to kill myself before i devolve as much as the op

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
...that's funny, i don't recall the best of enterntainment having a game called DRILL MILKY PUNCH, i wonder what that's like



uh



whats happenign guys

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



increidble machine or bust you dumb oval office

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

if this is an old cd with like 2000 games on it please see if there is one game where you play as this female super hero and its a story rpg and please tell me the name because ive been looking for it on and off for like 10 years. thank

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

lonesomedwarf posted:

if this is an old cd with like 2000 games on it please see if there is one game where you play as this female super hero and its a story rpg and please tell me the name because ive been looking for it on and off for like 10 years. thank
unfortunately i've tried at least 500 rpgs with female superheros. try narrowing it down a little

meanwhile:

what are these games. not a narrative in sight



no cutscenes, you just press buttons to make things happen? lame. baby toys



im so glad weve got REAL GAMES these days, like CALL OF DUDE and DARK SOLES

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


ah



thats enough... enough game for now...

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

quakster posted:

unfortunately i've tried at least 500 rpgs with female superheros. try narrowing it down a little

okay uh you have different abilities like heat vision and uh super strength and speed i think maybe something with electricity and you have to invest points into different abilities and if for example you have heat vision level 3 you can blast through a wall to stop the bad guy robbing the service station.
and i remember one scene where there are two guys involved in a drug deal and one is black and one is white and you have the option to attack one guy and the game asks who you want to fight and it says something like HINT: THIS GAME IS POLITICALLY CORRECT and if you go for the black guy it turns out that he was a cop undercover and then its game over.

it was a series of static screens, kind of amateurish graphics i think with everything described in text

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
that sounds almost hilarious. sadly dont know that one

have some more screenshots, of cool, cool gemes



lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

bookmarking this thread so i can play tapin hakkaus and tetris using single blocks when i get another computer

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you can pull out a shotgun and some other poo poo in TapHak with mysterious button combos :iiam:

http://www.pelikulma.net/pelit/urheilu-auto-ja-tappelupelit/tapin-hakkaus/

some of these gajmes are kinda hard to find, though. run into malware back when i was looking for tetris adventure again

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015

yeah, i've had that dream :smug:

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
anyway yeah thats all the game for today

*turns pc off*

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

quakster posted:

anyway yeah thats all the game for today

*turns pc off*

Why are you playing loads of poo poo games do you have a Matrox graphics card

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

social vegan posted:

increidble machine or bust you dumb oval office
mabey next time...?



spud posted:

Why are you playing loads of poo poo games do you have a Matrox graphics card
poo poo games are the only good ones

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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
are you loving making GBS threads me op w tf is this QIX ripoff???

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