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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It ain't dorky at all! Looks p cool imo

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

I didn't even realize this product was still around.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I said come in! posted:

I didn't even realize this product was still around.

Yeah and there is a new edition with no lame handle to hold on to and it's got cool led lighting kits and poo poo pretty rad imo

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

a creepy colon posted:

poo poo pretty rad imo
I agree.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


thats what they look like in the wild.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I bought 5 of those as gifts for nieces and nephews. They are neat toys for kids. Not sure I see the draw for an adult though. They are called the IO Hawk.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


irl i invented the segway and drove one off a cliff and died

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Demonachizer posted:

I bought 5 of those as gifts for nieces and nephews. They are neat toys for kids. Not sure I see the draw for an adult though. They are called the IO Hawk.

perfect gift for kids or alternatively bay area tech industry workers.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
i saw this dingus idiot riding around on one during rush hour in downtown chicago last week

wow yeah dude the best time to bust that out is when there's literally a million people walking around in the same area

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

post the messageboard pic where the guy bragged about going on a 30 minute ride and no one yelled fag at him through a car window

20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir

im pooping! posted:

irl i invented the segway and drove one off a cliff and died

Thanks

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

a creepy colon posted:



thats what they look like in the wild.

This is going to be the vehicle of choice for Rush Limbaugh, arms folded with his trademark scowl glaring at lesser folks too poor to afford his gloat machine

He rides this on his own personal Toll Highway for segways

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
wanna drive off a cliff with one

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


The unicycle version:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Rare Collectable posted:

The unicycle version:



Those things are so fuckin faggy
Its unbelievable

Tree squid
Apr 6, 2011
Casey Neistat showed how to grab one of those for $200 instead of the crazy mark-ups the big companies charge for them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z61pIsuI3A Basically same exact product just straight from the manufacturers on Alibaba.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
so what is the point of the segway anyway

are they for people who are too lazy to walk but not fat enough for a rascal or are they for when you can't think of something cool to spend money on

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


the segway: an invention so poo poo their chinese knockoff competitor now owns the copyright

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Vim Fuego posted:

Those things are so fuckin faggy
Its unbelievable

the whole newtons law of motions means they are also great for faceplanting if you have to brake fast.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I need one of these but for my pecker

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Tree squid posted:

Casey Neistat showed how to grab one of those for $200 instead of the crazy mark-ups the big companies charge for them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z61pIsuI3A Basically same exact product just straight from the manufacturers on Alibaba.

lol egg on my face :(

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Tree squid posted:

Casey Neistat showed how to grab one of those for $200 instead of the crazy mark-ups the big companies charge for them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z61pIsuI3A Basically same exact product just straight from the manufacturers on Alibaba.

the power of branding similar why the iphone gets such a high price despite being assembled by slave labor

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Tourists rent them for sightseeing. The only one I regularly see in the wild is piloted by a stereotypical fat neckbeard, who is supposed to be riding his wheeled vehicle in the street, instead of illegally racing up the sidewalk endangering pedestrians.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

prinnce ali fabulous he alibaba

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Rare Collectable posted:

The unicycle version:



These things always put a smile on my face when someone rolls by because of

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Demonachizer posted:

I bought 5 of those as gifts for nieces and nephews. They are neat toys for kids. Not sure I see the draw for an adult though. They are called the IO Hawk.

lol im really sorry to inform you that the IO hawk is just a rebranded product with a 300% markup lol. that exact same items from many other places are $500 :(

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




they do some off road segway thing near some mountain bike trails i ride on. the trail crosses over the segway path and it looks like it could be fun in a silly way.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

hemale in pain posted:

they do some off road segway thing near some mountain bike trails i ride on. the trail crosses over the segway path and it looks like it could be fun in a silly way.

Hmm yes this sounds like a good idea

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315518/Segway-tycoon-Jimi-Heselden-dies-cliff-plunge-scooters.html

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
YOU are a dork, op

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010










Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I saw one of those that's shaped like an inverted Y at the bottom, and each of your feet have their own platform to stand on. Looks like it moved just like a Segway. No idea if same or different company thou

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

tbh this guy gets a pass

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Rare Collectable posted:

The unicycle version:



I've seen this in my city. It's a strange sight.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

a starwar betamax posted:

I need one of these but for my pecker

sagway

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

error1 posted:

These things always put a smile on my face when someone rolls by because of


Prehistory, T O D A Y!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


i never asked for this

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.




i love this cyborg man

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

tbh this guy gets a pass

yeah seriously he can do whatever the gently caress he wants and i am ok with it

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ya this is the segway army. Let's enlist

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
cyborg man is the poo poo, I had no idea people could be fully mobile on all prosthetics like that.

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