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Robo Reagan posted:lol @ guys afraid of showing their balloon knot when a chick puts hers on display every time you do doggie mom?
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:i think she just says it as a joke to weird me out which is pretty funny and i hope the repeated mentions are part of a larger meta-joke If you do ever end up going there, look into a prostate massager. You might not like the dildo, but a vibrator and oral stimulation can do wonders to make you feel good.
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Minster posted:If she really ensist, let her look. You probably want to shave before that. Probably wash too
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swampland posted:I've had people steal every aspect of my identity passport, credit card, everything but the day I let someone gain the dark majicks of my anus is the day I am truly lost guard your secrets tight old friend until one day you meet the right half elf mage/thief to pass the knowledge on to
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:i told my wife it was rape if she looked at my butthole without consent affirmative consent finally pays off
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Sex Cop posted:I know a guy with a blind girlfriend. He says that because she is blind, she is unable to wipe her rear end properly. So whenever he wants to go doggy or anything offering a similar view of her bootyhole, he sees poo poo smears in her asscrack. Wait why would being blind effect your ability to wipe effectively? I'm picturing someone angling a mirror so they can visually confirm their wiping success. Is this normal and I'm weird for not doing it? If so then why come people don't keep mirrors in their toilets?
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Moon Atari posted:Wait why would being blind effect your ability to wipe effectively? I'm picturing someone angling a mirror so they can visually confirm their wiping success. Is this normal and I'm weird for not doing it? If so then why come people don't keep mirrors in their toilets? Maybe she's trying to save money on toilet paper. Instead of wiping a few extra just to make sure, she just goes,"Meh, good enough" in order to avoid wasting another 4 squares of toilet paper. Sex Cop must have neglected to mention that "his friend" also has no sense of smell.
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Jul 5, 2015 08:24
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Its turboinstant hypergay. Gay. Gayayaayay
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Moon Atari posted:It really bothered me when my gf told me that she preferred chubby slubs to my lithe twinkish frame. I guess I had been projecting my own sexual predilection towards femininity onto my perception of what women would find attractive in my appearance. But I still maintain a hairless butt because I have a very legume heavy diet and hairlessness helps cut down on wiping time. Plus it'll save time when you finally come out.
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Jul 5, 2015 09:35
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The zeitgeist of people wanting to put things into their own or other people's assholes needs to stop. It is unsafe and unhygienic. It doesn't show how sexually liberated you are it shows that you're a gross and bad person that makes poor choices. I don't even like taking a poo poo and you guys want to get even more involved with the end of your digestive tract? Disgusting.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The zeitgeist of people wanting to put things into their own or other people's assholes needs to stop. It is unsafe and unhygienic. It doesn't show how sexually liberated you are it shows that you're a gross and bad person that makes poor choices. I don't even like taking a poo poo and you guys want to get even more involved with the end of your digestive tract? Disgusting. as soon as I become a cyborg I'll be all aboard the 'disgusting meatbag' train but until then by god these nerve endings are going to get stimulated until they burn out
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The zeitgeist of people wanting to put things into their own or other people's assholes needs to stop. It is unsafe and unhygienic. It doesn't show how sexually liberated you are it shows that you're a gross and bad person that makes poor choices. I don't even like taking a poo poo and you guys want to get even more involved with the end of your digestive tract? Disgusting. wow look at this major fag
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Moridin920 posted:as soon as I become a cyborg I'll be all aboard the 'disgusting meatbag' train but until then by god these nerve endings are going to get stimulated until they burn out Oh please if you butthole lovers became cyborgs you'd probably blow up in a day trying to refuel from your exhaust pipe.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The zeitgeist of people wanting to put things into their own or other people's assholes needs to stop. It is unsafe and unhygienic. It doesn't show how sexually liberated you are it shows that you're a gross and bad person that makes poor choices. I don't even like taking a poo poo and you guys want to get even more involved with the end of your digestive tract? Disgusting. That's some serious repression right there
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Oh please if you butthole lovers became cyborgs you'd probably blow up in a day trying to refuel from your exhaust pipe. i have no butthole and I must gently caress
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Jul 5, 2015 09:56
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i had an accident and destroyed my arsehole. last year i had arsehole transplant, so now im making GBS threads through a dead mans arsehole every second day or so. sometime it farts and i know it wasnt me who just farted
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Jul 5, 2015 10:11
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Ok you have HAS and while sticking things up your arse is gross and wrong you really need to see about getting your colon spiritually cleansed.
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Jul 5, 2015 10:15
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Op, your girlfriend is both a legend and a pioneer. I say that curiosity like this should be rewarded, so i would give her a stick to poke it with.
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Jul 5, 2015 11:12
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My dude, you have what I call a non-problem.
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lmbo if your girlfriend isn't licking your bootyhole
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Jul 5, 2015 13:26
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Bina posted:OP, this could be you someday. Roflmao
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Jul 5, 2015 13:37
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Bina posted:OP, this could be you someday. lol
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Jul 5, 2015 14:26
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Look at? But why?
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Jul 5, 2015 16:09
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If God hates the gays so much then why did he put man's g-spot up his rear end huh?
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Thump! posted:If God hates the gays so much then why did he put man's g-spot up his rear end huh? God is all about degrading yourself for him he's a real domme
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Sex Cop posted:I know a guy with a blind girlfriend. He says that because she is blind, she is unable to wipe her rear end properly. So whenever he wants to go doggy or anything offering a similar view of her bootyhole, he sees poo poo smears in her asscrack.
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Thump! posted:If God hates the gays so much then why did he put man's g-spot up his rear end huh? Have you even read the old testament? The answer to your question is utterly obvious if you have. God's kind of a shitler and loves talking out of both sides of his mouth at once.
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Jul 5, 2015 19:43
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I think she wants to see how many anal warts you have OP
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Jul 5, 2015 19:51
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She just wants to make sure you aren't getting prostate cancer. She's a keeper.
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Jul 5, 2015 19:58
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No Scraps it won't make you gay. 
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a girl was giving me a massage and then without warning pulled my cheeks apart and looked at my butthole. charged me double for the service too.
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Jul 5, 2015 20:06
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i will never reveal the butt secret
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Jul 5, 2015 20:16
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Kumo posted:No Scraps it won't make you gay. If that won't, nothing will 
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CaptainScraps posted:If that won't, nothing will Don't listen to him. That's exactly how gay men are made. Think about it? How can two straight people who raise their kids as straight have a gay child? I'll tell you...the butthole is "examined" under some pretext and poof!, another poof.
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It starts with innocent butt play. Then she is wanting to peg you. Before you know it you are jacking it to pegging. Then it's just a short jump to trans porn. Then one day you'll be jacking off to a dude sucking a trans dick and as you cum you'll realize 'gently caress I'm gay.' And then she'll throw the chastity belt and leash on you and make you take cum up your butt for her amusement and that'll be that.
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Jul 5, 2015 20:31
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whats the name of the man that's your girlfreind OP? Just curious
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Jul 5, 2015 20:48
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OP is your gf Jessica Brown-Findlay?
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Top City Homo posted:i will never reveal the butt secret Will you whisper it to me though? I won't repeat it.
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i hope you get an infection in your bottom from your girlfriend's dirty unwashed finger nails op
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