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Sex Cop posted:I know a guy with a blind girlfriend. He says that because she is blind, she is unable to wipe her rear end properly. So whenever he wants to go doggy or anything offering a similar view of her bootyhole, he sees poo poo smears in her asscrack. i looked at mine and there's definitely little bumps on the remote so you can find the main wash button by touch
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men are encouraged to use a mirror and look at their buttholes
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Jul 5, 2015 21:52
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The zeitgeist of people wanting to put things into their own or other people's assholes needs to stop. It is unsafe and unhygienic. It doesn't show how sexually liberated you are it shows that you're a gross and bad person that makes poor choices. I don't even like taking a poo poo and you guys want to get even more involved with the end of your digestive tract? Disgusting. Yet everyone is okay with the beginning of the digestive system? Imagine someone's mouth, and where IT'S been. Oral hygiene is just as important as butt hygiene. Moridin920 posted:It starts with innocent butt play. Then she is wanting to peg you. toggle posted:i hope you get an infection in your bottom from your girlfriend's dirty unwashed finger nails op 
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Jul 5, 2015 22:23
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OP is a fraud. I have on good authority that he has already shown his girl friend his brown eye. This is a pathetic attempt to feel better about having done so!
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Jul 6, 2015 00:51
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Roger_Mudd posted:OP is a fraud. I have on good authority that he has already shown his girl friend his brown eye. You're not my girlfriend
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Jul 6, 2015 01:03
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Nation posted:men are encouraged to use a mirror and look at their buttholes
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Jul 6, 2015 01:15
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Secks Cauldron posted:This seems dangerous. If I could see my own butthole all the time I'd never stop masturbating. Does the thought of your own chocolate starfish make you aroused? That's not normal, please seek help.
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Jul 6, 2015 01:29
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RaceBannon posted:Will you whisper it to me though? I won't repeat it. you dont even have plat get on my level scrub
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Jul 6, 2015 01:56
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Top City Homo posted:you dont even have plat It's bleaching though, isnt it. The secret of the butt stuff.
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Jul 6, 2015 01:58
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PT6A posted:Does the thought of your own chocolate starfish make you aroused? That's not normal, please seek help. It's not gay if it's your own. That's how dudes can be okay with giving handjobs to themselves and occasionally succeeding in sucking their own dicks.
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Jul 6, 2015 01:58
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write plape on your taint and send her a picture. she probably wont even notice youre butthole.
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Moridin920 posted:It starts with innocent butt play. Then she is wanting to peg you. so true so true
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Jul 6, 2015 02:01
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SA SHARE YOUR DARK MYSTERY WITH ME
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Moon Atari posted:Wait why would being blind effect your ability to wipe effectively? I'm picturing someone angling a mirror so they can visually confirm their wiping success. Is this normal and I'm weird for not doing it? If so then why come people don't keep mirrors in their toilets? I think most people look at the paper after they wipe. I know I do. Mange Mite posted:i looked at mine and there's definitely little bumps on the remote so you can find the main wash button by touch I assumed this was the case, and encouraged my friend to look into it, but he seemed ambivalent. Sex Cop fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Jul 6, 2015 |
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Jul 6, 2015 05:32
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Top City Homo posted:i will never reveal the butt secret Your butt has no more secrets
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Jul 6, 2015 05:43
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ever had a fart that fooled ya?
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RaceBannon posted:It's bleaching though, isnt it. The secret of the butt stuff. i will never reveal the butt secret
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If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. The abyss is your b hole, OP. Also, some guy I work with is always talking about this Asian folk creature who steals kids' butthole gems. So uh, watch your cornhole, bud.
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Jul 6, 2015 07:53
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wow, just let loose a massive fart, was sitting down and felt movement in my bowels, and i could feel it brewing so i tightened my sphincter and waited then forced it out sounded like this "mrnmrnhmmmmmmvlt" amazing feeling,
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If you don't let your wife violate your anal cavity, you are a craven coward and also probably are insecure in your sexuality. Hope that helps, OP!
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Jul 6, 2015 07:59
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FishBowlRobot posted:If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. The abyss is your b hole, OP. Kappa
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Jul 6, 2015 08:21
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CaptainScraps posted:My girlfriend is after my boy pussy like a dog after a bone. Should I let her look? Cursed Lumberjack posted:holy loving poo poo are you me A girl asked me once "are you an anal whore?", and I was like, "no? what does that even mean?"
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Jul 6, 2015 08:55
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then what happen
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Jul 6, 2015 10:55
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OP, let her see your bunghole only if she promises to eat your arse. Enjoy! And afterwards, never kiss her on the mouth again.
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Jul 6, 2015 11:20
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Post your butt hole op
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Jul 6, 2015 11:29
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Professor Tomtom posted:Post your butt hole op Eat the butthole, Smash Mouth!
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Jul 6, 2015 11:35
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Axolotl posted:Eat the butthole, Smash Mouth! what is this a reference to
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Jul 6, 2015 11:40
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Bina posted:OP, this could be you someday.
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Jul 6, 2015 12:22
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Why is that gif so funny
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Your so called girlfriend is actually a succubus trying to steal your life force by staring into your butthole.
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Jul 6, 2015 15:47
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butt magic is potent
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Mad Monk posted:Your so called girlfriend is actually a succubus trying to steal your life force by staring into your butthole. You mean she's a succubutt
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Jul 6, 2015 16:24
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Moon Atari posted:Wait why would being blind effect your ability to wipe effectively? I'm picturing someone angling a mirror so they can visually confirm their wiping success. Is this normal and I'm weird for not doing it? If so then why come people don't keep mirrors in their toilets? lol
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Moon Atari posted:Wait why would being blind effect your ability to wipe effectively? I'm picturing someone angling a mirror so they can visually confirm their wiping success. Is this normal and I'm weird for not doing it? If so then why come people don't keep mirrors in their toilets? You wipe until there's visually no poo poo left on the TP you are using hth godspeed goon
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Jul 6, 2015 16:45
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Whatev posted:Kappa Yeah, that's the one.
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Jul 6, 2015 17:05
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Tautologicus posted:Why is that gif so funny it's the dawning realization that whoa this is really awesome you can't fake that
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Jul 6, 2015 17:14
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Scraps we go way back so I say let her gently caress you like a hurricane fucks the poor
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Tautologicus posted:Why is that gif so funny The dude gritting his teeth and taking a deep breath is funny, but its the silhouette of the girls hair in the background that lets us know this isnt your garden-variety homosex. Really, that's excellent gifwork by whomever made it
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:The dude gritting his teeth and taking a deep breath is funny, but its the silhouette of the girls hair in the background that lets us know this isnt your garden-variety homosex. meh, shoulda left the butt and girl in frame
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Show her the bhole fuccboi
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