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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Do you have a butt? If so, post about it itt plz

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Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
Mine is rather hairy. How bout yours?

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

i dont but i just wanted to stop in to say nice thread....

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Examples of butts;







Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Yivgev posted:

i dont but i just wanted to stop in to say nice thread....

Thank you for the kind words :)

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Examples of butts;









no

yes

yes

no

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I got a butt. It has a chocolate starfish in it.

;)

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Black Bones posted:

Mine is rather hairy. How bout yours?

Id say its got some hair but its not remarkably hairy. In other words, I wouldnt say its "rather hairy". But that is just me, and is in no way intended to suggest that your butt is any better or worse than mine.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I haven't had a dingle berry since I was a teenager, should I be concerned?

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
be good to your butt, eat more yogurt

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I haven't had a dingle berry since I was a teenager, should I be concerned?

do you shave your butt?

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Id say its got some hair but its not remarkably hairy. In other words, I wouldnt say its "rather hairy". But that is just me, and is in no way intended to suggest that your butt is any better or worse than mine.

I appreciate that, thank you. I've learned to be more accepting of my body as I've grown older. It helps to trim of course - looking nice is feeling nice, as they say.

How tight is your butt?

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Jun 17, 2015

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Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

OMFG FURRY posted:

be good to your butt, eat more yogurt

Also make squats a part of your routine. Lifting weights, or just hanging out chillin in eastern europe, either style is good!


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

do you shave your butt?

I trim my body hair with a buzzer, but I don't razor it all off. My brother does that, but it's a bit too much effort for my liking.

NickelSkeleton
Jul 2, 2004

Put another nickel in.
Sorry for butting in :grin:

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Hank Hill is pretty inspiring role model (for a cartoon) for people with body problems. He never let his poor vision, no-rear end, or narrow urethra stop him from getting in the way of his dreams

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Black Bones posted:

Also make squats a part of your routine. Lifting weights, or just hanging out chillin in eastern europe, either style is good!


I trim my body hair with a buzzer, but I don't razor it all off. My brother does that, but it's a bit too much effort for my liking.

how do you know that?

Gross!

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

NickelSkeleton posted:

Sorry for butting in :grin:

:lol:

vermeul
Sep 14, 2014

Free Acid
I got a roach no butte though

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how do you know that?

Gross!

There are no secrets in a hairy family :shrug:

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Ok I'm happy with the way this has been going, so I'm gonna throw another log on the fire.... an actual picture of my butt is incoming!!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Black Bones posted:

There are no secrets in a hairy family :shrug:

still gross.

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

vermeul posted:

I got a roach no butte though

:350: smoke butss every day

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

do you shave your butt?

No and it is hairy.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

No and it is hairy.

Ha ha! Nice. And gross!

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Ok I'm happy with the way this has been going, so I'm gonna throw another log on the fire.... an actual picture of my butt is incoming!!!

I'm excited and intrigued and fervently hope it is as epic as your avatar

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

still gross.

listen buster, at least we don't put starfish in our butts!





they would get all tangled up in the fuzz :(

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Criticism of a CONSTRUCTIVE nature appreciated

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Black Bones posted:

listen buster, at least we don't put starfish in our butts!





they would get all tangled up in the fuzz :(

lol
:(

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Here's a girl butt for balance

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
Those are both very nice butts, my only crit is the pics are too blurry

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
readin this thread I feel a lot like Tina from Bob's Burgers

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Black Bones posted:

readin this thread I feel a lot like Tina from Bob's Burgers

needs more zombie butts

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

if you think about it rear end cheeks are really just blast doors for your rear end hole

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot
I love butts

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Yivgev posted:

if you think about it rear end cheeks are really just blast doors for your rear end hole

This is true and also socks are just condoms for your feet

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
The anus is a temple, the butt is but mere idolatry, you miserable infidel.

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