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PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
man i am fresh out of butt right now

hit me in 15 and i might have some butt

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Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Black Bones posted:

This is true and also socks are just condoms for your feet

i feel like we are drilling down on some essential truths here

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

There is no god but Butts and Sir Mix-a-lot is their prohpet

This is a true classic and a house party mix must-have

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Black Bones posted:

There is no god but Butts and Sir Mix-a-lot is their prohpet

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Yivgev posted:

i feel like we are drilling down on some essential truths here

In this our modern life, we are so busy and distracted that we often overlook or forget to stare at butts

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
why? you buying or selling?

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I use my butt almost every day. I don't know what I'd do without it.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
bad butt



bad butt to better butt

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Poetic Justice posted:

bad butt



bad butt to better butt



her first butt was a good butt

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Yes I am a butt owner. It's out of warranty though, and I got some sphincter trouble.
I can't get any parts for this antique rear end anymore.
...
Well that's what I get for running an old '56.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

I need a new one
























CAUSE THE OLD ONE HAS A CRACK IN IT

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Sokrateez posted:

I need a new one
























CAUSE THE OLD ONE HAS A CRACK IN IT

You probably won't believe this but this joke actually has a very sentimental and special place in my heart and it makes me feel a little sad whenever I see it.

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007
no butted (wo)man reporting in.

BoobFarts
Apr 14, 2014
My butt is round and gelatinous (not fat, just fat butt). Once I was walking down the road and a girl behind me said "Look at the arse on that on!" I was objectified, dammit, objectified! and a little flattered.

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


can we talk about butt holes in this thread? I have my regular rear end hole but then i have a cyst that turned into an anal fissure so it's sort of like having a second rear end hole. IF you try to put a thing up into the fissure it bleeds tho, so you can't gently caress it.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
The Master has a butt.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

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Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
LMAO goons have never failed me

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin



Love it.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

zimboe posted:

Yes I am a butt owner. It's out of warranty though, and I got some sphincter trouble.
I can't get any parts for this antique rear end anymore.
...
Well that's what I get for running an old '56.

Anyone know where I can get a new or rebuilt sphincter for a 1956 Caucasian? The local buttyard don't got nothing.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
Do Slavs have really nice butts from all those squats though?

I've never looked but I feel like this might be the place to ask this question.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
this is my butt please dont distribute this pic

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

RaceBannon posted:

Do Slavs have really nice butts from all those squats though?

I've never looked but I feel like this might be the place to ask this question.

hanging out in the bottom of a squat position wont do much for ya booty, its standing back up (esp the last couple inches of lockout) where it really gets activated.

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the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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