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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I was expecting something tlike this
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/7OdXKdF.jpg:nws:

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coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

I was expecting something tlike this
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/7OdXKdF.jpg:nws:
I kno exactly wats up here. Girl was cyberin wit her man apparently. Started fingerin herself den dildoin appatently finishin in da bunhole n wat wer seein are stills of a job well done. All yall sayin its gross r watchin too much porn n not enuff real pussy. Dat porn poo poo is manicured poo poo. Dis is a REAL woman after sex. My tang aint dat wide after sex cuz i dont get bbc just avrge mex n if i hav nevr taken it thru da pooper cuz im afraid of da pain its amazing shes takin bbc up thete. Good for her, good for her. She looks so freaky i thnk shes taken a shot to da face too…shes so fukin sexy!

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

coldplay chiptunes posted:

I kno exactly wats up here. Girl was cyberin wit her man apparently. Started fingerin herself den dildoin appatently finishin in da bunhole n wat wer seein are stills of a job well done. All yall sayin its gross r watchin too much porn n not enuff real pussy. Dat porn poo poo is manicured poo poo. Dis is a REAL woman after sex. My tang aint dat wide after sex cuz i dont get bbc just avrge mex n if i hav nevr taken it thru da pooper cuz im afraid of da pain its amazing shes takin bbc up thete. Good for her, good for her. She looks so freaky i thnk shes taken a shot to da face too…shes so fukin sexy!
Your correct. This here is some real poo poo. Not that edited HD fake pussy. Solo is hot. I would eat her out all day long, nut inside her after a few sec and eat my nut off her sweet pussy

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

coldplay chiptunes posted:

Your correct. This here is some real poo poo. Not that edited HD fake pussy. Solo is hot. I would eat her out all day long, nut inside her after a few sec and eat my nut off her sweet pussy
Righ on, DMC! Mouth watering and yummy, I couldn’t have put it better, dude. That’s how a self respecting STRAIGHT MALE should see these phontos Hope made of herself. She might be a bitch, but the again all females are sooner or later and that is a fact of life. It is a necessary evil, this world would be real boring without women. Let the faggots hate all they want, us GUYS love a pussy and rear end just like Hope shows us here. I love her!!!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

coldplay chiptunes posted:

I kno exactly wats up here. Girl was cyberin wit her man apparently. Started fingerin herself den dildoin appatently finishin in da bunhole n wat wer seein are stills of a job well done. All yall sayin its gross r watchin too much porn n not enuff real pussy. Dat porn poo poo is manicured poo poo. Dis is a REAL woman after sex. My tang aint dat wide after sex cuz i dont get bbc just avrge mex n if i hav nevr taken it thru da pooper cuz im afraid of da pain its amazing shes takin bbc up thete. Good for her, good for her. She looks so freaky i thnk shes taken a shot to da face too…shes so fukin sexy!
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coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Flesh Forge posted:

She has like three hairs in her buttcrack OH GOD SO GROSS
What are you talking about? That sphincter is as tight as can be. You don’t even need to have your homosexual sodomy experience to be able to tell the difference; go watch an rear end loving porno and look at how gaping their browneye’s are. There is nothing about her rear end that would hint at a history of regular anal sex. If anything, she took the close-ups to prove to someone she’s never been sodomized.

I know this place is anonymous and allows for stupid stuff to be posted. But some of you dudes are just outing yourselves as pubescent virgins. There’s no other takeaway from your post. Willy Wanker admitted he has absolutely zero experience with women, telling us he’s either gay or still holds his virginity. You, however, can only be assumed to have zero experience whatsoever. So I cannot say you might be gay; you are most likely 100% straight. It’s just clear that you hold zero experience.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
give your thoughts to the womens us soccer team and quit being retarded BITCH

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I was being sarcastic, Hope Solo has some mouth watering junk that I would be only too happy to LALALALALALALA

e: also if you've seen the photos she literally does have like 3 hairs in that entire expanse of taint, I don't even know where "hairy butthole" comes from, could someone please circle all these alleged butt hairs in red thanks

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

coldplay chiptunes posted:

What are you talking about? That sphincter is as tight as can be. You don’t even need to have your homosexual sodomy experience to be able to tell the difference; go watch an rear end loving porno and look at how gaping their browneye’s are. There is nothing about her rear end that would hint at a history of regular anal sex. If anything, she took the close-ups to prove to someone she’s never been sodomized.

I know this place is anonymous and allows for stupid stuff to be posted. But some of you dudes are just outing yourselves as pubescent virgins. There’s no other takeaway from your post. Willy Wanker admitted he has absolutely zero experience with women, telling us he’s either gay or still holds his virginity. You, however, can only be assumed to have zero experience whatsoever. So I cannot say you might be gay; you are most likely 100% straight. It’s just clear that you hold zero experience.

What does having a tight rear end have to do with arse hairs?

feller
Jul 5, 2006


coldplay chiptunes posted:

lol you obviously haven't see the pics.

don't sign your posts.

you gay af if you care at all bout her bootyhairs. not that there's anything wrong with that

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Enfield posted:

give your thoughts to the womens us soccer team and quit being retarded BITCH

i dont give a gently caress!!!! at all!!! jesus christ

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
however the picutres of the english "women" crying after they scored on themselves ... thats extremely my poo poo

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

gently caress the ROW posted:

however the picutres of the english "women" crying after they scored on themselves ... thats extremely my poo poo

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
live your goals... live your own goals :D

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

gently caress the ROW posted:

live your goals... live your own goals :D

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYiYLDurFfg

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Benny Harvey posted:

What does having a tight rear end have to do with arse hairs?

He just wanted to inform us of his gay escapades. He's no stranger to buttholes

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
post pictures of meghan klingenberg shes a real qt

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Once in a fit of rage Meghan Klingenberg ripped off a Hasidic Jewish opponent's sidelocks and she keeps them as trophies to this day

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Parallax Scroll posted:

where are they boobs

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Flesh Forge posted:

Once in a fit of rage Meghan Klingenberg ripped off a Hasidic Jewish opponent's sidelocks and she keeps them as trophies to this day



:allears:

all u booblovers need to gis sydney leroux

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
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Christen Press :swoon:

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Sydney Leroux actually is a brilliant linguist and in her spare time works on translating the secret language of soccer balls

cams
Mar 28, 2003



the shameful concept of "lingerie football" aside, it really looks like these girls play loving hard and that this could be entertaining to watch

i won't, because if someone saw me watching the "lingerie football league" i'd feel bad about myself as a human being but dang, girls ain't fuckin around

stuxracer
May 4, 2006

If I know soccer, and I do, we just won the game. Great job USA!

cams
Mar 28, 2003


stuxracer posted:

If I know soccer, and I do, we just won the game. Great job USA!

wtf i thought scoring this early wasn't allowed

did she cheat?

usa usa

cams
Mar 28, 2003


TWO OH

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

cams posted:

the shameful concept of "lingerie football" aside, it really looks like these girls play loving hard and that this could be entertaining to watch

i won't, because if someone saw me watching the "lingerie football league" i'd feel bad about myself as a human being but dang, girls ain't fuckin around

Could you imagine if the WNFL did this?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I am the one who is the hairy butthole.

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015
US women soccer team, the best AND most adorable :swoon:

cams
Mar 28, 2003


if usa wins this i hope some silly conspiracy people talk about how THREE GOALS HAHAHA 3-0 USA USA USA anywho conspiracy how the usa went after fifa and now they get a world cup win

cams
Mar 28, 2003


four lol this is some poo poo

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





japan is real bad at soccer lol

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Seahawks/Broncos Super Bowl all over again!

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015
dang now THAT was a good soccer goal!

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

I haven't seen a massacre of Japanese this bad since Hiroshima in 1945.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
USWNT is awesome. All must submit to the matriarchy.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Redgrendel2001 posted:

I haven't seen a massacre of Japanese this bad since Hiroshima in 1945.
grats on not even attempting to put a new spin on the same joke every other lovely person made about three hundred dead civilians

to be clear i care way more about the laziness of your attempt at comedy than referencing hiroshima

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

so who gets to comfort all the crying japanese women after the game is over?

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
If soccer had this many goals all the time it might actually be good.

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

etalian posted:

so who gets to comfort all the crying japanese women after the game is over?

jon pop will be there for them

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