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thathonkey posted:ive never been beaten up by the cops. most of my encounters with cops have been pretty neutral except for a couple. Did you miss the part where I mentioned I'm white?
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Almost but no, a tense moment.
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Aug 16, 2015 02:54
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A lovely roommate of mine got arrested back in Louisiana and handcuffed. They took him out to the middle of nowhere and beat him up then drove away. He stumbled to some old folks place and they filed off the cuffs. They were looking for someone else, but stumbled across him smoking weed. He was black, so that may have had something to do with it.
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Aug 16, 2015 03:20
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i am also white then i cried, also called my dad.
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Aug 16, 2015 03:31
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No, I'm a man.
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Aug 16, 2015 03:35
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leica posted:I dated a chick that liked to beat up on dudes for some reason, I got in an argument with her while driving and she clocked me in the jaw as we were going through a busy intersection, then punched the windshield of my jeep and spider webbed it so I couldn't see and almost crashed. I pulled over and told her to GTFO but she wouldn't so I drove home and hosed her in the rear end it was awesome. Alls well that ends well
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thewireguy posted:A lovely roommate of mine got arrested back in Louisiana and handcuffed. They took him out to the middle of nowhere and beat him up then drove away. He stumbled to some old folks place and they filed off the cuffs. They were looking for someone else, but stumbled across him smoking weed. He was black, so that may have had something to do with it. This is the only story in the thread I believe.
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Aug 16, 2015 03:59
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Dead Gay Romans posted:This is the only story in the thread I believe. all of my stories itt have been honest truth.
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Aug 16, 2015 04:05
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Mine is true, I dumped her shortly after that when she broke a window with her bare hands trying to break into my place while I was playing mario cart with some other chick I was trying to gently caress.
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Aug 16, 2015 04:23
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Mine was all true and we were friends again later, albeit after about a year and a half. Don't see what was so sensational about most of the stories in this thread.
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Aug 16, 2015 04:28
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Why would you fake getting beat up? That is more cooky.
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Aug 16, 2015 05:21
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Zeluth posted:Why would you fake getting beat up? That is more cooky. Math Debater would, and he'd jack off to the thought of people reading about it
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Aug 16, 2015 05:24
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Dead Gay Romans posted:This is the only story in the thread I believe. He was a Katrina refugee. I met him at a superbowl party. Who dat! He spent 3 days on his roof. But he would get blackout drunk and I had to kick him out. I got a dude, Who killed a dozen dudes who raped and killed his sister in some drug fueled orgy of violence that I would like to buy the rights to... his baby momma and brother are on my couches now. The truth is stranger then fiction. They can't stay either...
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Aug 16, 2015 05:49
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:i've always been a really tall and kinda fat guy so nobody's ever messed with me besides people who were so hilariously drunk they could barely stand, who threw one punch and missed and fell on their face. A short petite Indian lady hit me in the head a dozen times today at fencing class.
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Aug 16, 2015 06:13
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Does anyone want to fight? I have some unwanted houseguests who are kissing me off. It is raining and I am starting to get drunk. I gotta work this poo poo out some way...
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Aug 23, 2015 14:13
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thewireguy posted:Does anyone want to fight? I have some unwanted houseguests who are kissing me off. It is raining and I am starting to get drunk. I gotta work this poo poo out some way... My advice? Drink more. The end result will be forever melted from your brain.
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Aug 23, 2015 14:18
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No, because I'm big, ugly, shaven headed, and angry looking. Also, since I'm 44, I don't get drunk, high, or go to bars and clubs anymore, thus removing about 99% of the risk of it ever happening.
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Aug 23, 2015 14:44
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I've never been in a fight. I just punched a kid in the locker room in 6th grade. Also I watched these guys beat up my friends, and I chose not to help in fear I was going to get hurt! It all happened so fast..
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Torquemada posted:No, because I'm big, ugly, shaven headed, and angry looking. Also, since I'm 44, I don't get drunk, high, or go to bars and clubs anymore, thus removing about 99% of the risk of it ever happening. Do u want to be beat up? I'll do it for $15, but you aren't allowed to fight back and if I hurt my hand I want compensation.
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Zeluth posted:My advice? Drink more. Working on it. Are you anywhere near Atlanta?
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